Today, I was driving to school. I decided to take the parkway, instead of the back roads. I was driving a cool 75 the entire way, making pretty good time. I was listening to good music, the windows were open, and I was feeling the cool autumn breeze on my face. I looked in my rear view window and I saw a white BMW, with someone driving who looked Amish... or maybe he was a cowboy, I couldn't tell at first. The car sped up and began to pass me on the left. I looked in the side mirror, and I couldn't believe what I was seeing. It was a fucking Pilgrim, driving a car. He drove right by me, and I looked. He was driving, and talking to a woman in the back, wearing a bonnet and a dress... And churning butter. I kept looking, as her arms were jerking the wooden handle up and down, driving 75 MPH on the Garden state parkway...
By far, the weirdest thing I've seen this week.
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