CUZ YOU DON'T WANNA HIT THAT

it's just a little hairy, welleh it's still good.

On average I'm a foot taller than everyone. Shish taouch.

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Deux amies qui se parlent:

1: As-tu eu du bon sexe hier ?

2: Non c'�tait un d�sastre. Mon mari est arriv� � la maison, il a mang� son souper en quatres minutes, a mont� sur moi et a fini en trois minutes, s'est retourn� sur le c�t� et est tomb� endormi en 2 minutes. Et toi ?

1: Oh c'�tait incroyable ! Mon mari est arriv� � la maison et m'a sortie pour un souper romantique. Apr�s diner nous avons march�s pendant une heure. De retour � la maison, il a allum� toutes les chandelles dans la maison et nos pr�liminaires ont dur�s 1 heure. Apr�s, nous avons fait l'amour pendant une heure ! Et apr�s, on a jas� pendant une autre heure. C'�tait merveilleux !

Au m�me moment, leurs maris parlent:

1: As-tu eu du bon sexe hier ?

2: Oui ! C'�tait fantastique ! Je suis arriv� et mon souper �tait pr�t. J'ai mang�, puis on a baiser et je me suis endormi. Et toi ?

1: L'enfer ! Je suis arriv� et il n'y avait pas de souper parce qu'on avait pas d'�lectricit� parce que j'ai oubli� de payer la facture. Il a donc fallu que je sorte ma femme pour souper. Le souper a cout� tellement cher que je n'avais pas les moyens de payer le taxi pour le retour. Il a fallu marcher une heure. De retour � la maison toujours pas d'�lectricit�, j'ai du allumer des maudites chandelles dans la maison. J'�tais tellement frustr� que �a m' as pris une heure pour bander et apr�s �a m'a pris une autre heure pour jouir. Finalement, encore choqu� �a m'a pris une heure pour reussir � m'endormir et pendant ce temps l�, ma femme a pas arr�t�e de parler.

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Now Circusless

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Originally posted by Ravemontreal Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

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Originally posted by Enjoy a classic from the aria days: me: are you on TA? girl: uhhhh... im on speed

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Originally posted by Fran666 hulkadjmania 1 ?

Hulk Hogan eyes legal action over sex tape

By WENN.com


A screen grab from Hulk Hogan's sex tape taken from Gawker.com.

Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan is preparing to launch a legal battle over his leaked sex tape.

Editors at gossip website Gawker.com posted a 90-second preview clip of the footage, which reportedly shows the star cosying up to a mystery brunette.

But Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, has moved swiftly to shut down publication of the tape, instructing his lawyers to draft a cease and desist letter demanding bosses of the website remove the footage, according to TMZ.com.

His attorney David R. Houston says, "This tape was made secretly without Hulk's knowledge or permission. We are going to do everything in our power to figure out who did it. Anyone displaying the tape will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law."

In March, Hogan vowed to take "all necessary steps" to prevent publication of the sex tape after it emerged it had been handed to an entertainment company.

source: http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling...5/20262381.html

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Originally posted by Ravemontreal Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

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Originally posted by Enjoy a classic from the aria days: me: are you on TA? girl: uhhhh... im on speed

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Welcome to the internet, where Germans and Russians are fucking retarded

what really happened

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Originally posted by Passskal Welcome to the internet, where Germans and Russians are fucking retarded

internet haz much more funny now that russians connected