Picking your nose rules. And don't even pretend that none of you do it.

You know when you wake up in the morning, and pick that first crusty booger that's been growing all night long inside your nose? I love picking that booger, it's just as satisfying as taking a huge dump, or having an orgasm.

I pick my nose and wipe the boogers under my desk.

I hate boogers. I seriously want to throw up when I see someone picking their nose. When I have a boog and no Kleenex I FRIGGIN' hate it! I will admit, it is a great feeling to excavate a big crusty one out of your nose but, ONLY WITH KLEENEX!

I still want to share a fart with you though, Jenny.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I hate boogers. I seriously want to throw up when I see someone picking their nose. When I have a boog and no Kleenex I FRIGGIN' hate it! I will admit, it is a great feeling to excavate a big crusty one out of your nose but, ONLY WITH KLEENEX! I still want to share a fart with you though, Jenny.

Whoa! I would have never expected this from you!


*toot*

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Originally posted by Nou I think there is a market for a nasal douche or enema

YOU'RE a nasal douche!

*Post for Jenny.

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Originally posted by DarkAngel *Post for Jenny.

w00t!

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I do like it too. But I'm also a big fan of the infamous snot rocket. You know. you push one nostril closed by pressing against the side and force air quickly through your other nostril. The resulting expulsion of mucus, booger, and hair is a satisfying feeling few can match

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Originally posted by Ygrene This is deserving of a Lifetime CORe Whore Achievment award.

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Originally posted by bangoSkank I do like it too. But I'm also a big fan of the infamous snot rocket. You know. you push one nostril closed by pressing against the side and force air quickly through your other nostril. The resulting expulsion of mucus, booger, and hair is a satisfying feeling few can match

AKA Gymteacher's handkerchief.

no

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Originally posted by montana no

I dunno why but, these posts always make me lol!

Maybe it's because I smell like PISS!

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Jenny, this ones for you girl!

-picks her nose-

edit: p.s. Coke Nose FTW!

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