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Posted by DJPrototypeX on Oct-25-2003 11:53:

constipation?

ok...here is the story (not too graphic)...

about 2 weeks ago, on a sunday or monday, i started to have problems crapin. week 3 is here and still the same situation. i've had it before and it went away after 2-3 days. i'm really startin to get worried. here is the thing, this week i started chuggin water by the gallon...lol...and eatin prunes. thing is, it hasnt helped much. it almost feels like there is somethin blockin the exit. on top of that, about a month ago i realized a had a little extra piece of shit on the hole, well where u wipe, i felt it while wipin. so i ask you guys, should i go to the doctor yet? i mean, i go, only after it seems to gather up a bit and i cant hold it and go fine. but like i said, it feels like somethin is blockin the exit. your help would be appreciated....thnkx!!!

Posted by Bear4569 on Oct-25-2003 12:16:

interesting thread, but I will try to give you some help...try an enema. you can by then at you local grocry or drug store, they suck to use but they help. Have you gone to the bathroom yet? have you tried prune juice? if these things have been tried and nothing helps goto the doctors, there is a chance that you may have a bowel ubstruction <---- not good. hope this helps ya

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Oct-25-2003 12:52:

Bah why take any chances? go to the doc and get out of there with a clear mind.. might save you some trouble in the future

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Oct-25-2003 13:23:

if i had problems shitting like that, i would deffinatly see the doctor.

Posted by igottaknow on Oct-25-2003 14:26:

when i was younger i use to have this problem, but i didnt eat right (lots of meat, cheese, rice, and no veggies) and I was very busy neglecting my bodily functions.

Your blockage is probably (the dreaded word) hemrroids. If this is the case here's what u need to do:

1. get preparation-H (if internal use supasatories sp?)
2. soak in the bath
3. eat hi fiber diet with plenty of veggies.
4. eat 3 square meals at regular intervals, that way you'll get into a routine.
5. don't eat a huge meal.

hope this aint a troll thread cause constapation aint no joke especially if u ever had it.

Posted by Omegasox on Oct-25-2003 15:17:

Eat lots of veggies and take a laxative. If that doesn't work, go see the doc.

Posted by rainbow_marble on Oct-25-2003 18:16:

you die if you cant shit. see a doctor.

Posted by DJPrototypeX on Oct-25-2003 19:08:

i can shit, but not like before...iono...i think doctor is the next step...thnkx for the help guys...any more suggestions?

Posted by Shudder on Oct-25-2003 19:39:

have an enema. i used to eat all bran cereal too and that stuff actually does help. but i wouldnt recommend eating it alone.

Posted by Turbonium on Oct-25-2003 20:27:

Could be your coccyx.

Posted by KilldaDJ on Oct-25-2003 22:48:

drink a gallon of laxative.

oh shiit...better not do that...the sudden rush of poo might split ur anal or kill u or something.

Posted by DJPrototypeX on Oct-26-2003 15:48:

i think i'll go with the cereal first before the enema thnkx...lol...

Posted by DaveSZ on Oct-26-2003 16:00:

I'm reminded of another thread...

http://pub129.ezboard.com/fglobalun...cID=71281.topic

Posted by You aint Ninja on Oct-26-2003 21:06:

Well, I'll tell you what.

Pics or STFU.

Posted by UWM on Oct-26-2003 22:26:

quote:
Originally posted by You aint Ninja
Well, I'll tell you what.

Pics or STFU.

That's just wrong.

So is this thread.

I'm waiting for a thread "I got semen stains on my sheets OMG how do I get them out ?!?!"

Posted by vmc on Oct-26-2003 23:00:

quote:
Originally posted by You aint Ninja
Well, I'll tell you what.

Pics or STFU.

http://www.ratemypoo.com/

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Oct-27-2003 01:13:

quote:
Originally posted by vmc
http://www.ratemypoo.com/

okay I nearly puked there... really

By far the most disgusting site on the net!!

Posted by igottaknow on Oct-27-2003 01:24:

quote:
Originally posted by You aint Ninja
Pics or STFU.

Posted by Streakfury on Oct-27-2003 01:24:

Eat a high-fibre diet, lots of bread, cereals and rice etc. And make sure you have some fruit for vitamins. Sometimes eating a lot of take-away can upset your insides. Everybody knows there's more nutrition in the packaging than in the actual food, so lay off the Mackey D's for a while as well.

Posted by igottaknow on Oct-27-2003 01:37:

sometimes talkin on the phone helps me...

Posted by DJPrototypeX on Oct-27-2003 12:35:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
That's just wrong.

So is this thread.

I'm waiting for a thread "I got semen stains on my sheets OMG how do I get them out ?!?!"

damn...sorry...i needed help, so i asked...next time i cum all over my sheets, i'll let u know and post about howw i'd get those stains off...

but movin on...thnkx guys...feelin better...grabbed some fiber cereal and some weird "cleansing" drink...goin to the doc today anyway though

Posted by DJPrototypeX on Oct-27-2003 12:36:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
sometimes talkin on the phone helps me...

helps me too, but not like that

Posted by Shad0wmaster on Oct-27-2003 22:16:

prototypex, see a doctor.

whoever posted the link to ratemypoo.com...that is the most god-damn disgusting site i have ever seen. right up there with ******* and goatse.cx.

i wonder why wicked neo hasn't closed this thread yet?

Posted by KilldaDJ on Oct-27-2003 23:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Shad0wmaster
prototypex, see a doctor.

whoever posted the link to ratemypoo.com...that is the most god-damn disgusting site i have ever seen. right up there with ******* and goatse.cx.

i wonder why wicked neo hasn't closed this thread yet?

too busy rating ppls poo?

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Oct-28-2003 01:00:

^^^ HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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