i'm gonna get in trouble for this.. but...

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Posted by UglyDave on Nov-26-2003 22:57:

i'm gonna get in trouble for this.. but...

The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same
stage infront of a huge crowd. Her Majesty and His
Holiness, however, have seen itall before, so to make
it a little more interesting, the Queen says to
thePope, "Did you know that with just one little wave
of my hand I can make every English person in the
crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure
enough, the royal-glovedwave elicits rapture and
cheering from every English person in thecrowd.
Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not
wanting to be out done by someone wearing a worse frock
& hat than he, considers what he could do. "Your
Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that
with just one little wave of MY hand I can make every
IRISH person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy
will not be a momentary display like that of your
subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they
will forever speak of this day and rejoice." The Queen
seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of
your hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever?
Show me."
So the Pope slapped her

it's funny

Posted by Ste on Nov-26-2003 22:59:

Posted by Luke Terry on Nov-26-2003 23:02:

mint

Posted by Cru54d3r on Nov-26-2003 23:24:

Posted by Martin McG on Nov-26-2003 23:39:

heard it ages ago but still class

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Nov-26-2003 23:51:

Nice 1 Dave

Posted by TidyAL on Nov-26-2003 23:59:

classic

Posted by swisstoni on Nov-26-2003 23:59:

stilll bwahaha

Posted by UglyDave on Nov-27-2003 00:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
Nice 1 Dave

ya, it truely is brilliant

Posted by Streakfury on Nov-27-2003 02:11:

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Nov-27-2003 02:28:

Posted by Ste on Nov-27-2003 12:09:

thanks to this thread i had a dream last night where i met the queen and she made me stop people slapping here whilst she went down the Spar to get some tea bags

Posted by Misty Kitty on Nov-27-2003 13:08:

classic

^^ ste that is a class dream u had, was it pg tips or tetley?

Posted by Roddy on Nov-27-2003 14:28:

nice to see all the UKTA's takin it nicely

Posted by Ste on Nov-27-2003 16:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Misty Kitty
classic

^^ ste that is a class dream u had, was it pg tips or tetley?

pg tips.

Posted by Ste on Nov-27-2003 16:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Roddy
nice to see all the UKTA's takin it nicely

like we give a fuck about the queen

Posted by Misty Kitty on Nov-27-2003 16:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Ste
like we give a fuck about the queen

As long as she provides revenue for the country by providing a tourism interest for all the countries that dont have a monarchy shes good in my books. But other than that i have no idea what she achieves

Posted by TrueToTheCrew on Nov-27-2003 19:24:

LMFAO

Posted by TranceMuzik02 on Nov-27-2003 19:48:

slap

Posted by AndskiSpeed on Nov-27-2003 22:53:

Posted by dj_mdma on Nov-27-2003 23:08:

hehehe

Posted by Fundamental on Nov-28-2003 01:58:

hahaha!

Posted by George Kendall on Nov-28-2003 11:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Roddy
nice to see all the UKTA's takin it nicely

as if we give a fuck about the queen!

Posted by George Kendall on Nov-28-2003 11:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Ste
like we give a fuck about the queen

ahh shit u said it already

Posted by UglyDave on Nov-28-2003 12:17:

she's just a tourist attraction.. like the mona lisa except less attractive

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