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A FAT WOMAN who got stuck in a restaurant doorway was prodded with forks.
A FAT WOMAN who got stuck in a restaurant doorway was prodded with forks
wielded by her angry fellow diners.
Cops say the woman "squealed and suffered horribly" as a wild-eyed mob
jabbed her and hurled cruel insults, including calling her names like
"Miss Piggy" and "tub of lard" and taunting her with the childhood
rhyme, "Fatty, fatty, two by four, can't get through the bathroom door . . ."
"This unfortunate woman was poked and stabbed at least 200 times and
maybe even more," says a Chicago police spokesman, adding that he is
both embarrassed and saddened by the insensitivity of his fellow Chicagoans.
"The forks were plastic," he says, "but they still managed to inflict
a lot of damage. Doctors later told me the victim looked like a pincushion."
"Basically these people were upset that they couldn't use the rest
rooms. The woman was trapped in a doorway that leads to both the
men's and ladies' toilets."
The 647-pound woman -- whose name Weekly World News editors are
withholding to spare her any further embarrassment -- "was in great
distress before she was freed," notes the cop, who says the ugly
incident unfolded in a popular barbecue restaurant known, ironically,
for its Southern-style hospitality.
"The victim was squealing and crying in pain, not to mention being
humiliated, when police and firefighters arrived to help her. They
estimate that as many as 40 men and women had taken turns poking
her with their forks."
Firefighters cut and pried the by-then exhausted woman free with
saws, crowbars and the Jaws of Life, a special tool usually reserved
for ripping open car doors to free passengers trapped in wreckage.
She was taken to a hospital where she was treated for puncture wounds,
shock and dehydration. Getting through the restaurant's main door was no problem.
In the words of the police spokesman, "It was a double door."
The restaurant's manager says the doorway leading to the rest rooms
was "normal size," but in a nod to political correctness after the fact,
commented that the woman "had an alternative body image and unfortunately got wedged as she tried to go through."
Cops say her assailants will almost certainly face assault and battery
harges after investigators pore over videotape taken from the restaurant's security cameras to help them identify everyone who participated in the bizarre attack.
"When I realized I was stuck I got scared and starting yelling,
'Help! Help me!' " the woman said in a brief interview attended by her
attorney. "A server tried to push me through but she couldn't."
"Everything went downhill from there. A man started yelling at me to
get out of the way so he could go to the bathroom. Then I heard a woman cursing at me and calling me names like 'fat a--' and 'Miss Piggy.' It was awful."
"And then I felt the forks. They poked me over and over and over and
over again. I remember sobbing and yelling at them, 'Why are you doing
this to me? Why? Why?'"
An eyewitness who claims to have tried to calm the angry customers
confirms the woman's story.
"Thank goodness I had my cell phone. If I hadn't called for help, the fat
lady might have been poked and prodded to death."
The victim, 41, says she's planning to sue the restaurant and its patrons
for actual and punitive damages in excess of $20,000.
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/e...6908120003.html
100% TRUE!
thats horrible
lol
aplz edited out the size 9 "HAHAHAHA"'s
size 14 actually...lol...i felt kinda bad :/
i'm sorry for being an asshole...but thats just too funny 
MUHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Theres fuck all funny about that.
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/me wonders wether aplz really is banned, or if he's faking a ban for a joke
Hm.... That is pretty disturbing
People shouldn't be so cruel but then again people shouldn't be so fat...I noticed the "Weekly World News" thing too which makes me doubt the truthfulness of this article. If any of you have seen the "Weekly World News"...they have cover articles such as "Woman Has Alien Baby" and my all-time favorite "Bat Boy".
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| Originally posted by infinity HiGH i'm sorry for being an asshole...but thats just too funny |
It would have been hilarious if it weren't for people physically hurting her.. thats cruel..
She deserves the insults though... All in all i feel bad for her
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| Originally posted by arctic /me wonders wether aplz really is banned, or if he's faking a ban for a joke |
Especially the part where they mentioned "Weekly World News"... a lot on Yahoo news is a joke anyways!!!
i didnt read the article but i think that might be one of the funniest thread titles i have read all week.
100% False
100% Funny
fucking hell, ive never seen or met anyone that couldnt fit thru a door.
that bitch must of been well beefy...like fat bastard style haha...
sorry, i just couldnt help my self as im a skinny ass shit. 
Sorry, but I can't find that funny even if it is fake. I'd like to chain the people who would do something like that to a door out in public, then jab and humiliate them in front of everyone. See how they like it.
Reminds me of stories I've heard of fat people who they have to literally remove a wall of their house to get them out. One lady they had to take to the hospital on a flatbed truck...and these stories are true.
Amazing how you could let yourself go like that and survive on top of that.
Hmm, but if it ain't BS... that's gotta hurt (physically and mentally). 
remember, eating is not a hobby
as if u'd think of an idea like to prod her with forks and then everyone else joins in? sounds stupid 
true or false...still funny...I would take that as a sign to go on a diet.Gluttony is a sin ...i think.
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| Originally posted by SkyHigh true or false...still funny...I would take that as a sign to go on a diet.Gluttony is a sin ...i think. |
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