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Oh my god ultimate idea

this is an ace idea which ive been meaning to do for years.

first you capture lots of bee's and put them in the fridge to make them go to sleep. then tie small threads round there little bodys very carefully so as not to damagy any of them.

now i know what you are all thinking..."ive heard this pefore..pet bee's" BUT NO!!!!

this is where the true magik comes in and why the words "lots of bee's" are important.

you attach all the ends of the threads to a small log with a message on the side. then you set it free in the city center and watch in amazement as the little bee's carry your message around to the delight of onlookers!!

this needs to be done by someone and pics are soooooooo neaded! ive been meaning to do if for 3 years!

Seems like way too much work to me...I mean tying little strings around each bee? Wouldn't that take forever. What message would you put on the log anyway?

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Originally posted by dukes this is an ace idea which ive been meaning to do for years. first you capture lots of bee's and put them in the fridge to make them go to sleep. then tie small threads round there little bodys very carefully so as not to damagy any of them. now i know what you are all thinking..."ive heard this pefore..pet bee's" BUT NO!!!! this is where the true magik comes in and why the words "lots of bee's" are important. you attach all the ends of the threads to a small log with a message on the side. then you set it free in the city center and watch in amazement as the little bee's carry your message around to the delight of onlookers!! this needs to be done by someone and pics are soooooooo neaded! ive been meaning to do if for 3 years!

thats the worst idea ive ever heard.

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Originally posted by Chang monkey thats the worst idea ive ever heard.

Hehe...reminds me of Office Space.

Man, you are messed up in the head.

But that doesn't mean you shouldn't go ahead and prove all of us idiots wrong. I mean, I would laugh like hell if I was walking down the street and I saw a bunch of bees carrying a message.

How you going to get them to fly in the same direction though?!

uh oh..

he's pulling technicalities out on you..

What are you gonna do?!?

That's an awesome idea, although I'm not sure how you could get the string around their bodies tight enough to stop them from just flying off their connection to the log without mortally wounding them or damaging their wings.

I think it would take about 10,000,000,000 bees to carry a small log, if that's even possible.

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Originally posted by Tranc3 I'm not sure how you could get the string around their bodies tight enough to stop them from just flying off their connection to the log without mortally wounding them or damaging their wings.

i know its definately possable coz ive seen it done on one of the cky films. but i got curious as to what else could be done with the idea. imagine promoting a club night using bee's and a stick!!!

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Originally posted by dukes i know its definately possable coz ive seen it done on one of the cky films. but i got curious as to what else could be done with the idea. imagine promoting a club night using bee's and a stick!!!

LOL You saw it off of CKY2K.

Bees have rights asshole, I hope the police catch you and you get the death sentence.

lol

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Originally posted by dukes pics are soooooooo neaded!

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Originally posted by UglyDave

Oh, dear LORD.

grrrr

well what would u put on ur banner?

Funniest thread ever

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Originally posted by Tranc3 That's an awesome idea, although I'm not sure how you could get the string around their bodies tight enough to stop them from just flying off their connection to the log without mortally wounding them or damaging their wings.

I don't think you'd have to cinch it down too hard. The bee would be to busy lifting the laden weight to generate enough torque to rip itself in two I think. Of course your message isn't going to get too far because the bees will fatigue quickly and well.. if they stop they die

For added calamity make it wasps.

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Originally posted by UglyDave well what would u put on ur banner?

Hey, how about "Cruelty to bees?"

i was thinking that you could construct a mini balsa wood hive for them to carry with a little for sale sign and a sold sticker over it

or the sign could say "bee's for hire"

now wasps or hornets would be cool. people looking and thinking its all cool, then they see a bunch of pissed off wasps and watch them run!

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Originally posted by SuperFarStucker Funniest thread ever

This is funny, but I think it pales in comparison to the 'Funny Cyber' thread. Good GOD, I never seen so many people laughing to a thread.

how could you get the bees to go all in one way?

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Originally posted by DarkAngel This is funny, but I think it pales in comparison to the 'Funny Cyber' thread. Good GOD, I never seen so many people laughing to a thread.

OH MY GOD!!!!! i just read it!!! HARRRRRR!!!

That most certainly is not the ultimate idea. Slamball on the moon is the ultimate idea.

whats slamball?

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