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My arse kicking will come soon:STORY
Ok, not really sure where to start, but my older brother who was a senior in high school when i was a freshman[now a sophmore], played soccer, as did his friends, so the football players started a war of sorts with them, and there have been truck loads at my house all the time on the weekends at lik e3 am trying to kick my brothers and his friends ass, they have succeded a few times, any way so all my brothers friends went off to there respective colleges[a few of the best in the counrty acutally, UNC chappele hill, UVA, Centre] anyway, so im now a sophmore, and naturally all the football players turn to me to have someone to fight with, they have said things in the hall and all, but the day before yesterday when a junior was taking me home from lacrosse practice one of the football players, my least favriote one and the one that hates me the most, sped up next uis and threw the largest water balloon i have ever seen into the car, everything got wet, and the driver said 'thats fucking it, i ahte these guys,' and red lined every gear trying to catch up so we drive around my neighburhood us chasing them, then them chasing us, until we end up nose to nose on a road. the one that hates me the most pointed at me and mouths 'i want you'[i dont want any sexual jokes] and so i flick him off, his demeanor changes and he gets really pissed off, adn gets out of the car and walks over to my door, i lock it but the dumbass still trys to open it. the driver shifts to reverse and backs up and speds off adn goes to my house which is a block away, i get there grab my stick and equipment and jump out. as im runninjg up my drive way, he yells 'your fucking dead sam, your dead at school you fatass' so at school the next day he pushes me into a locker without saying anything.
sorry for the rant, but i fucking hate football players, no offense if there are any on TA.
but thanks for listetning
peace
sam
#1 do you have the ability to kick his ass.
haha, you got owned...
damn jocks. either break his skull open or complain to a counselor 
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| Originally posted by caddyshack haha, you got owned... |
Kick his ass next time he uses physical agression against you, it's called self-defense.
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| Originally posted by Orbax #1 do you have the ability to kick his ass. |
actually call the cops and have him charged with assault hehehe...
do you feel physically threatened? then its assault...so turn him in hehehe...that'll teach his dumb ass 
this is what to do...
1. purchase some orange pyjamas
2. obtain a sword
3. gain ability to do this....
triangle choke
yo get 10 of ur buddies and jump the guy...fuck it who cares if its a pussy thing to do...are u fighting for honour or too kick his ass?
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| Originally posted by Vivid Boy yo get 10 of ur buddies and jump the guy...fuck it who cares if its a pussy thing to do...are u fighting for honour or too kick his ass? |
Size does not matter a lot in fighting. Just learn where hes sensitive and whip his ass there.
The nuts are always a winner. Don't ever let anyone tell you its dishonorable or wrong to smash a guys nuts in. If he's attacking you with the intent to harm you and whoop your ass don't hold back.
The throat/adams apple is also a winner. A good smack to it and he will be rolling on the ground trying to breathe. Be careful not to smash the shit out of it or you could actually kill him.
The nose is very sensitive. A quick jab of your lower palm straight into his lower nose (make sure your jabbing upward for maximum effect) will smash his nose good as opposed to the hardest punch you could possibly throw straight at it. It's also quick and good for catching him off guard.
Remember your elbows and knees are the deadliest parts of your body. If you get close let him have it.
It's good to know some basic Jeet Kune Do concepts when your fighting someone, even if you've never trained in it at all. First rule of fighting: never never ever go into the fight with a plan like "ok I'll kick him in the nuts then elbow his face, then finish him with a knee to the gut." It NEVER works out like you plan it. Go into a fight with no clue what kind of moves you're gonna pull. Look for openings and take advantage of them.
Keep some distance between the two of you. Remember in order for him to attack you he must first close the distance between you. In doing so he makes himself vulnerable for a quick attack (a nose jab is effective here). Throw him off, too. Be like water, as Bruce Lee would say. If he comes at you, back up. If he backs up, come at him. Keep him guessing, use his own movement against him.
It only takes one good hit to get the dominoes falling in your favor. One good hit and he will begin to lose focus. Don't rush in and try to flail on him, but keep your distance and keep pegging hits as fast as you can, safely, until he's finished or you get a chance for the Coup de Grace.
If you're really concerned carry a shank or something. Or try to find a good martial arts school. Don't bother studying somthing like Karate or Tae Kwon Doe, they're useless for real street fighting. Jeet Kune Do is probably the best, Brazilian Ju Jitsu is an excellent alternative.
Btw, if he ever comes up to your car door while your in the car again, wait till he gets close then push the door open as hard and as fast as you can. It should knock his ass over and you can rush in and whoop his ass if you want, or just close the door and let him try again (or just lock it and drive away)
Left jab to the nose.
They never see it coming.
(if you hit someone in the nose the body's automatic reflex is for the eyes to water and for them to lean back. Blindness = pwnt)
thats good and all but remember fights dont happen where two guys are squaring off..theyre usually quick like an attack..or at leats mine are...i just grab the guy hold him with one arm and keep cracking into the face till he drops..not see easy on bigger guys but ive done it too...just attack them dont back off keep attacking like a dog...
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| Originally posted by nrjizer Size does not matter a lot in fighting. Just learn where hes sensitive and whip his ass there. The nuts are always a winner. Don't ever let anyone tell you its dishonorable or wrong to smash a guys nuts in. If he's attacking you with the intent to harm you and whoop your ass don't hold back. The throat/adams apple is also a winner. A good smack to it and he will be rolling on the ground trying to breathe. Be careful not to smash the shit out of it or you could actually kill him. The nose is very sensitive. A quick jab of your lower palm straight into his lower nose (make sure your jabbing upward for maximum effect) will smash his nose good as opposed to the hardest punch you could possibly throw straight at it. It's also quick and good for catching him off guard. Remember your elbows and knees are the deadliest parts of your body. If you get close let him have it. It's good to know some basic Jeet Kune Do concepts when your fighting someone, even if you've never trained in it at all. First rule of fighting: never never ever go into the fight with a plan like "ok I'll kick him in the nuts then elbow his face, then finish him with a knee to the gut." It NEVER works out like you plan it. Go into a fight with no clue what kind of moves you're gonna pull. Look for openings and take advantage of them. Keep some distance between the two of you. Remember in order for him to attack you he must first close the distance between you. In doing so he makes himself vulnerable for a quick attack (a nose jab is effective here). Throw him off, too. Be like water, as Bruce Lee would say. If he comes at you, back up. If he backs up, come at him. Keep him guessing, use his own movement against him. It only takes one good hit to get the dominoes falling in your favor. One good hit and he will begin to lose focus. Don't rush in and try to flail on him, but keep your distance and keep pegging hits as fast as you can, safely, until he's finished or you get a chance for the Coup de Grace. If you're really concerned carry a shank or something. Or try to find a good martial arts school. Don't bother studying somthing like Karate or Tae Kwon Doe, they're useless for real street fighting. Jeet Kune Do is probably the best, Brazilian Ju Jitsu is an excellent alternative. Btw, if he ever comes up to your car door while your in the car again, wait till he gets close then push the door open as hard and as fast as you can. It should knock his ass over and you can rush in and whoop his ass if you want, or just close the door and let him try again (or just lock it and drive away) |
i knew this guy who was gonna get jumped by a big group of people...he started fighting and bit this guys ear off...they left him alone after that 
well if there is no chance of winning you are already kind of a puss in one sense. Just call the cops, and lodge a complaint with the school administration. Youll never see these ******s again after highschool so who cares. youll be laughing your ass off about this in 3 years. Except you wont be because youll have forgotten it. Just make it stop now.
WANNA BE SAFE IN ANY SITUATION USE THIS!!!! <--link
it will stop him very very fast at a super low price!!!
dont get none of the pepper spray shit its utter pish as you can become ued to it and it will have no effect (so i hear).
after a good spraying i highly doubt the guy will think about carrying on. and if ur a sadistic bugger then you kould kick ten shades of shit out of him while he is helpless!
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| Originally posted by dukes WANNA BE SAFE IN ANY SITUATION USE THIS!!!! <--link it will stop him very very fast at a super low price!!! dont get none of the pepper spray shit its utter pish as you can become ued to it and it will have no effect (so i hear). after a good spraying i highly doubt the guy will think about carrying on. and if ur a sadistic bugger then you kould kick ten shades of shit out of him while he is helpless! |
One punch and the adrenalin will be flowing and you'll be able to kick his ass.
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller even better...get a tazor...i've been tazed and it don't feel good |
There's only one thing you can do....
titty twister
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| Originally posted by Orbax well if there is no chance of winning you are already kind of a puss in one sense. Just call the cops, and lodge a complaint with the school administration. Youll never see these ******s again after highschool so who cares. youll be laughing your ass off about this in 3 years. Except you wont be because youll have forgotten it. Just make it stop now. |
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