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Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Mar-13-2004 17:20:

Some of my favourite TA posts

Was a bit bored today so I had a quick search through for some of my all time favourite posts on TA. I like each one for different reasons, but here they go




quote:
Originally posted by davinox
i couldn't get my pants unbuttoned, so in revenge, i peed in them.





quote:
Originally posted by Lost Inhibition
i wasnt "starting rumours", just speculating.





quote:
Originally posted by Coup

Neo just came round on his way home, to buy my mp3 player off me, i show him my be.angeled cd maxi as a laff, and he turned around and cobbed it down the garden, cd comes flying out the case and lands on the grass and the case ploughs into the rockery! like wtf! comes charging into my house and starts throwing my cds around!! the cheek!





quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Shockwav
BPM counters are like masturbation
you think you're having fun and getting something done
but in reality you're just fucking yourself





quote:
Originally posted by Unknown DJ
wtf is wrong with it? because not only does it look like u started at the top of the ugly tree, and fell out hitting every branch on the way down, it also looks like someone broke off part of the ugly tree and caried on smacking you with it till u got to the state ur in now. happy?





quote:
Originally posted by RaVeRSurGe
i love techno = i love fat one armed & one legged women (no offense to the women who have one arm and one leg)... I'm sure TAs agree with me ^_^





quote:
Originally posted by trancEyes22
dj sammy/lasgo are techno, and gabriel and dresden are anything but.





quote:
Originally posted by politicsofdancin
if you dont like it, one word for you buddy, TOO BAD!!!!





quote:
Originally posted by DJ_TRON
im my opinion...SASHA BLOWS!!!!! Sasha is probly one of the worst DJs ive ever heard...lol...i would be glad not to see her...but the rest of the DJs are good, thats where the fake ID comes in
PEACE
childsplay





quote:
Originally posted by TheRascalKing
Hello everyone. I recently joined up to this board a little while ago, and this is my first post. I usually just enjoy reading, put I'm posting because I noticed some people use the abbreviation "Ste". What the hell does "Ste" mean?

Thanks!
Maxwell








Do you have any favourites to share?


Posted by torontotrance on Mar-13-2004 17:54:

classics imo


Posted by noikeee on Mar-13-2004 18:03:

hahahaha

that's a great list


Posted by diesel0 on Mar-13-2004 18:40:

hahah awesome stuff


Posted by Dazdaking on Mar-13-2004 19:04:

very funny!


Posted by Tranc3 on Mar-13-2004 19:31:

Guess you didn't like the "Funny way to ask a girl out" thread.


Posted by aloep on Mar-13-2004 19:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Generation X
lol aloep you typed a paragraph. what a big leet nerd you are trying to get more nerds on your side against some guy who is getting you mad you fucking sissy.


quote:
Originally posted by Generation X
hahahahahah.. man i could laugh forever.

your post proves more opinions and points of my thought than the whole thread so far..

i am not going to point out why. you should understand you're such an intelligent smart mother******..

fuck i'm cool i used an eye rolling smiley i am fucking l33t. everyone look i am gonna get so much pussy tonight when girls read my posts... FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE FAG AND ALL THAT LOOK LIKE YOU!!


quote:
Originally posted by InfiniteSquare
the fact your jealous of me cos you only have access to 30+ day mp3 is really a shitty deal for yourself... another thing that suxx for you is that you look like a fucking wolf LMAO AHHAHAHAHA. oh well suxx2bu!


quote:
Originally posted by Ze TranceLover
I hate rap. For me it's not music : it's shit. I hate those sad heads of the 'singers' (if we can call them singers).
For me, when we love trance, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE to love rap because rap is violent and trance is PEACE AND LOVE.
sorry but for me rap sucks big time. only for bad people.


quote:
Originally posted by TranceRulezz
For me, no doubt : T.R.A.N.C.E

Other styles (House, Techno, progressive...) SUXX big time compare to trance music. Trance is magic. In a near future, it will kills a lot of music styles I think. I don't understand people who don't like trance music!!!

Trance: emotion, energy.
House: old 70's disco sounds, repetitive, SAME BASSLINE, no energy.
Techno: Crazy, always the same boom boom non-stop, no melody.
Progressive: no emotion, no melody, looks like techno music, HORRIBLE.

that's my opinions

TranceRulezz


Posted by KilldaDJ on Mar-13-2004 19:40:

King

comedians. pfft.


Posted by Radagast on Mar-13-2004 19:53:

I am a robot, do what I say.


Posted by Mr. Pink on Mar-13-2004 22:16:

Rasta

I've seen better


Posted by noikeee on Mar-13-2004 22:21:

Re: Some of my favourite TA posts

not an 'all-time favourite', but oh well:

quote:
posted by a dude with the nickname " ZxZDeViLZxZ " on a recent thread
FUCK THE RIAAA yeah tahts right fuck em they are a bunch of pussys and arent the ones that should be bitching but the only reason they bitch is kus artists pay them to be protected by them arist such as ppk thats the only reason they care and are as bad as they are.... mpaa has more to loose then the riaa riaa is horse shit there we go tahts enough fo that......... FUCK THE RIAA i will shit on their mothers and fist their sisters fucken ******s


Posted by capricorn15 on Mar-13-2004 22:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
I think the more important question is this:
If you mixed pool water, pond water, and tap water, would it explode?


that was posted in some religion thread, haha


Posted by nic01445 on Mar-13-2004 22:58:

Re: Some of my favourite TA posts

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
Was a bit bored today so I had a quick search through for some of my all time favourite posts on TA. I like each one for different reasons, but here they go



]LOLOLO)LOLOLOLOLOLSYOLOLOLOLOLOL

^my fav LOLZ


Posted by Dazdaking on Mar-13-2004 23:18:

Re: Re: Some of my favourite TA posts

quote:
Originally posted by nic01445
]LOLOLO)LOLOLOLOLOLSYOLOLOLOLOLOL

^my fav LOLZ


WTF


Posted by -=M=- on Mar-13-2004 23:37:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...&threadid=82274


just read thru there... classic posts


Posted by TRanCE643 on Mar-14-2004 01:07:

haha those are some good ones


Posted by Tranc3 on Mar-14-2004 20:14:

Ok nobody said it yet...

quote:
Originally posted by SebbyI need help from anyone ASAP!

My friend Patrick met this girl Ashley in class and didn't have the balls to ask this girl out in person the whole semester but instead wrote this letter to her for the last day of class tommorow. I say he should give her the letter and could be the lead-off hitter for all guys out there and see how things turn out. Tell me what you guys think (prefferably girls). Here's how the letter looks....

Hey Ashley,

I hope you don�t think that I�m some kind of weird, four eyed fool for writing this letter. Actually it may be a little ironic for me to write one�.since we did meet for the first time through note writing�lol Anyway your probably wondering why I�m even writing this letter. Well, first off�I�m bored and I should be studying for finals. Second I wanted to tell you something. I think you�re a cool and very cute girl. Actually I think you�re the shit (as these young kids like to say these days). As the great Patrick Aksan used to say and I quote: �If I were a fly, Id be all over you cuz you�re the shit.� Maybe it�s your sexy nose ring, or you�re coming into class late asking if there was a quiz. Or maybe it�s just the fact that I�m soooooooooo lonely and I need a friend (ha ha that was a joke�.no really it was And maybe I�m just ignorant or can�t take a hint but you never did answer my emails that I sent waaaaaaaaaaay back when. You know�..the ones that asked for your hand in marriage�or the one asking if you wanted to go to Hawaii on my yacht�...or maybe you didn�t get those. Hmmm well, if you didn�t at least I know that you got this letter.

Ashley, I have a question for you. I was wondering if you�d like to have a nice romantic dinner at McDonald�s with me this weekend? (I�m messing with you. It should be on Friday cuz they have better deals during the weekdays) But in all seriousness. Would you like to go out with me? Maybe go dancing or take a nice walk on the beach. Id like to get to know you. See what makes this East coast babe tick. Grant it� I�m not the sexiest guy, or the strongest, or even the hungest�.. Fuck it�I�m as plain as a bagel that you sell at your store. But I can promise you one thing. You�ll have a fun night out. Man I sound like a damn advertisement�..see I even have a little marketing skills to offer you. So what do ya say Ashley? Will you do the honor of going out on a date with me? It took me 11 weeks to nurse the balls to be able to ask you�.. and if you say no. It�s ok. Ill have another 12 weeks in Accounting 300 to write you a better letter/proposal.

I hope you enjoyed reading this letter as much as I enjoyed writing it. I also hope that you don�t have a boyfriend cuz I�m sure he�d REALLY enjoy reading this letter. And the fact that I just spent study time making an (_,_) out of myself really doesn�t help. I hope to hear from you soon babe (hopefully sooner than later). My cell phone number is 1 323 XXX XXXX and my email is [email protected] Hopefully if all goes well we will be talking soon. If not than I wish you a great 10 days off from school and Ill be awaiting the very awkward moment between us in Accounting 300. (I�m just kidding) Have a great break!!!
Yours truly,
Patrick �Pizda� Aksan


Posted by trancepixie17 on Mar-14-2004 20:16:

Arrow

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
I've seen better


**.........days? lol j/p


Posted by tranceDJ on Mar-14-2004 20:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Sebby
Hey Ashley,

I hope you don�t think that I�m some kind of weird, four eyed fool for writing this letter. Actually it may be a little ironic for me to write one�.since we did meet for the first time through note writing�lol Anyway your probably wondering why I�m even writing this letter. Well, first off�I�m bored and I should be studying for finals. Second I wanted to tell you something. I think you�re a cool and very cute girl. Actually I think you�re the shit (as these young kids like to say these days). As the great Patrick Aksan used to say and I quote: �If I were a fly, Id be all over you cuz you�re the shit.� Maybe it�s your sexy nose ring, or you�re coming into class late asking if there was a quiz. Or maybe it�s just the fact that I�m soooooooooo lonely and I need a friend (ha ha that was a joke�.no really it was And maybe I�m just ignorant or can�t take a hint but you never did answer my emails that I sent waaaaaaaaaaay back when. You know�..the ones that asked for your hand in marriage�or the one asking if you wanted to go to Hawaii on my yacht�...or maybe you didn�t get those. Hmmm well, if you didn�t at least I know that you got this letter.

Ashley, I have a question for you. I was wondering if you�d like to have a nice romantic dinner at McDonald�s with me this weekend? (I�m messing with you. It should be on Friday cuz they have better deals during the weekdays) But in all seriousness. Would you like to go out with me? Maybe go dancing or take a nice walk on the beach. Id like to get to know you. See what makes this East coast babe tick. Grant it� I�m not the sexiest guy, or the strongest, or even the hungest�.. Fuck it�I�m as plain as a bagel that you sell at your store. But I can promise you one thing. You�ll have a fun night out. Man I sound like a damn advertisement�..see I even have a little marketing skills to offer you. So what do ya say Ashley? Will you do the honor of going out on a date with me? It took me 11 weeks to nurse the balls to be able to ask you�.. and if you say no. It�s ok. Ill have another 12 weeks in Accounting 300 to write you a better letter/proposal.

I hope you enjoyed reading this letter as much as I enjoyed writing it. I also hope that you don�t have a boyfriend cuz I�m sure he�d REALLY enjoy reading this letter. And the fact that I just spent study time making an (_,_) out of myself really doesn�t help. I hope to hear from you soon babe (hopefully sooner than later). My cell phone number is 1 323 XXX XXXX and my email is [email protected] Hopefully if all goes well we will be talking soon. If not than I wish you a great 10 days off from school and Ill be awaiting the very awkward moment between us in Accounting 300. (I�m just kidding) Have a great break!!!
Yours truly,
Patrick �Pizda� Aksan


DON'T SEND TEH LETTER!!!!!!!1111111


Posted by squirrelly on Mar-14-2004 20:39:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
I know...
You're renouncing your belief in the existence of God. Welcome my pagan brother, Monday we will drink goat's blood together to celebrate your conversion to Athiestism. muhahaha.


quote:
Originally posted by speedracer_mec
you know wut....fuk all of yall...yall dont understand me at all man.
Why da hell would i be posting bullshit on here.

im sorry my life has been a complete waste..and full of suffering...Wtf do i need to be gettin attention for?...am i some kind of new pussy noob? that needs attention

ive be on ta long enough to develop ties to several individuals..and no need to grab attention from some morons ill never meet...only here to lay my story out on the chillout forums so maybe some people can get some insight on my life.....is thats wut u wanna call it


quote:
Originally posted by occrider
I agree with everyone else ... abort the girlfriend, then perform self castration. No more gf, no more baby, no more vd worries, and no more fuck-ups on your part.


Posted by Denser on Mar-15-2004 09:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Ste
bonzai 2003 - the ultimate last attempt to save lightning records.




cant wait to download this baby....


Posted by Sand Leaper on Mar-15-2004 09:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
ArturoB - Try & Die (Kplzthx Rmx)


quote:
Originally posted by DJ-SpinTacular
your amateur bullshit isnt never gonna top ATB in a millon years

so stop your ego from blowing up, cuz its about to pop like a f*ckin zit.


and Mr.Mystery responds with:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
you have no right to call me shit, cuz i dont see you making anything better, so suggest you shut the hell up, punk ass bastard.

Oh, I love to turn peoples own comments against them. Yes I do.



Posted by Mr.Mystery on Mar-15-2004 10:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Sand Leaper
and Mr.Mystery responds with:




Some people are just too easy
But the best bit was actually the comeback:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ-SpinTacular
you people are fuckin stupid!


Posted by ASOT100 on Mar-15-2004 10:45:

quote:
Originally posted by tranceDJ
DON'T SEND TEH LETTER!!!!!!!1111111



LOL that was great


Posted by BeeEee on Mar-15-2004 11:29:

quote:
My friend Patrick met this girl Ashley in class and didn't have the balls to ask this girl out in person the whole semester but instead wrote this letter to her for the last day of class tommorow. I say he should give her the letter and could be the lead-off hitter for all guys out there and see how things turn out. Tell me what you guys think (prefferably girls). Here's how the letter looks....


the classic beggining "my friend ..."

i believe that post was a joke ... even if someone had actualy written something wicked like that ... would never post it here !!

(would he ? ... )


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