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Posted by icyhandofcrap on Mar-26-2004 05:43:

napalm

Hmmm... if Vaseline is petroleum jelly, and napalm is jellied petroleum, is Vaseline napalm?

Posted by TwoPlow on Mar-26-2004 05:44:

The difference is a bit more complicated than that, son.

Love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Posted by Arbiter on Mar-26-2004 05:45:

No.

Posted by DjDeComp on Mar-26-2004 05:51:

OMG IT BURNS

IT BURNS

MAKE IT STOP

OH NO

MY PENIS

Posted by icyhandofcrap on Mar-26-2004 05:57:

Darn, so next time I see someone doing it, I shouldn't try to light their parts on fire?

Posted by Boomer187 on Mar-26-2004 05:59:

its funny watching people try to wiipe napalm off themselves. Say it is on your left arm. if you wipie with your right arm it sticks to your right arm and also stays on you left....

aahh, fun with destruction and death.

Posted by Arbiter on Mar-26-2004 06:00:

quote:

Darn, so next time I see someone doing it, I shouldn't try to light their parts on fire?

That depends who they are. It's just you might want to use a blowtorch.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-26-2004 13:31:

We used to buy 250 packs of styrofoam cups and a few gallons of gasoline, and mix the two up in a bucket and cause all sorts of crazy shit.

Posted by whiskers on Mar-26-2004 14:03:

i can't believe anyone quoted this yet, but Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, you could make napalm?

Posted by jdat on Mar-26-2004 14:18:

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
i can't believe anyone quoted this yet, but Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, you could make napalm?

And if you breed tomato plants with a cactus you get weed?

Wtf is that stupid recipe you just said

Posted by whiskers on Mar-26-2004 14:20:

The Parker-Morris Building won't be here in nine minutes. You take enough blasting gelatin and wrap the foundation columns of anything, you can topple any building in the world. You have to tamp it good and tight with sandbags so the blast goes against the column and not out into the parking garage around the column.

This how-to stuff isn't in any history book.

The three ways to make napalm: One, you can mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate. Two, you can mix equal parts of gasoline and diet cola. Three, you can dissolve crumbled cat litter in gasoline until the mixture is thick.

Ask me how to make nerve gas. Oh, all those crazy car bombs. Nine minutes.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-26-2004 15:25:

styrofoam and gasoline = best concoction. sticks like glue to anything. dish detergent and a gastank also makes a pretty volatile mix.

Posted by igottaknow on Mar-26-2004 15:30:

How can ice-T be both a refreshing summer beverage and a black rapper?

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-26-2004 15:33:

While we're at it, how do they get the caramel in the caramilk bar?

Posted by whiskers on Mar-26-2004 15:34:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
While we're at it, how do they get the caramel in the caramilk bar?

how do they make that teflon stuff stick to the pans if it doesn't stick to anything?

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-26-2004 15:38:

ooh, that's a mindbreaker right thar.

I bet the CIA and CSIS is responsible for these mysteries. It's the only way they can keep us confused enough to let them run amok on a quest for world domination.

Posted by igottaknow on Mar-26-2004 15:39:

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
how do they make that teflon stuff stick to the pans if it doesn't stick to anything?

wow never thought of that!

Posted by whiskers on Mar-26-2004 15:40:

how about this: what color is a chameleon when it looks in the mirror?

what happens if we tie two cats back to back an drop them from the seventh floor?

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-26-2004 15:41:

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
how about this: what color is a chameleon when it looks in the mirror?

what happens if we tie two cats back to back an drop them from the seventh floor?

why are lesbians allowed to use dildos?

Posted by icyhandofcrap on Mar-26-2004 23:02:

woo i just went outside and lit vaseline + cotton swabs on fire.

apparently the vaseline melts, then burns slowly, creating a long lasting fire.

no pics

Posted by DJ_TRON on Mar-26-2004 23:10:

quote:
i can't believe anyone quoted this yet, but Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, you could make napalm?

That movie fucking rocks

YOUR TOO FUCKING FAT B|TCH TITS

AND YOU, YOU JUST TO....FU*KLING BLONDE

Posted by Boomer187 on Mar-26-2004 23:16:

did you guys watch Fight Club with the commentary? They mentioned that they had to change up the formula they said for explosives n stuff. the government was not too crazy about them telling how to make these destructive devises.

damn the protective government.

Posted by Shad0wmaster on Mar-27-2004 03:18:

whiskers...I like your style

Fight Club is teh ownage.

Posted by MrCowski on Mar-27-2004 04:02:

A somewhat famous, but kind of annoying quote:

Toast always lands butter down, right? and Cats always on their feet? So what happens when you strap toast on a cat butter side up? does it float in mid air? We could create a cat-toast monorail from chicago to new york for cheap.

Posted by Chris Crossland on Mar-27-2004 04:14:

You know whats fun is when a friend is over take a cotton ball and soak it up in some rubbing alcohol light it and throw it at him!!! It's awesome you can roll it in your hands and everything. Fun to play with just watch out, put it out b4 all the rubbing alcohol burns up.

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