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Posted by DJ Cinos on Jun-17-2004 08:04:

Dogs are useless animals

Let's see:

Not cute. Expensive. Loud as hell. Eat your shoes. Slobber everthing. Annoying. Hump your legs.

I'd rather have a dog-sized spider than a dog.


Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jun-17-2004 08:13:

this should be a good discussion.


Posted by DJ Cinos on Jun-17-2004 08:17:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
this should be a good discussion.


Yeah. It should, would some dog lover be willing to counter my arguments.


Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jun-17-2004 08:23:

maybe pick something a bit more tangible.


Posted by Chuck Norris on Jun-17-2004 08:34:

At least they're better than humans.


Posted by DJ Cinos on Jun-17-2004 08:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Chuck Norris
At least they're better than humans.


Naah, humans don't ruin my stuff.


Posted by R.j. on Jun-17-2004 08:37:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Cinos
Naah, humans don't ruin my stuff.


how about war?

humans ruin things like that.

plus. the only animal who should be extinct are mosquitos. there useless and just give diseases. the same goes for fleas/ticks.


Posted by DJ Cinos on Jun-17-2004 08:41:

quote:
Originally posted by R.j.
how about war?

humans ruin things like that.

plus. the only animal who should be extinct are mosquitos. there useless and just give diseases. the same goes for fleas/ticks.


Try living in finland before complaining about mosquitos.

And about war, the only reason dogs don't make war is that they're too stupid. They still fight though.


Posted by DJAntSmith on Jun-17-2004 08:42:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
this should be a good discussion.


(quietly s******ing)


Posted by twisted on Jun-17-2004 08:43:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Cinos
Naah, humans don't ruin my stuff.



that is probably the most stupid thing ive ever heard! and btw dumb thread. and btw dogs are good, your probably just pissed of because your mom cought you doing the peanut butter trick.


Posted by DJ Cinos on Jun-17-2004 08:43:

quote:
Originally posted by DJAntSmith
(quietly s******ing)


Really, I have no idea what that word is.


Posted by DJ Cinos on Jun-17-2004 08:44:

quote:
Originally posted by twisted420
that is probably the most stupid thing ive ever heard! and btw dumb thread. and btw dogs are good, your probably just pissed of because your mom cought you doing the peanut butter trick.


eh? Peanut butter? WTF?

Try to elaborate.


Posted by DJAntSmith on Jun-17-2004 08:44:

quote:
Originally posted by DJAntSmith
(quietly s******ing)


Well that wasn't expected! ******. That happens when i write s****horpe on some forums too!


Posted by twisted on Jun-17-2004 09:00:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Cinos
eh? Peanut butter? WTF?

Try to elaborate.


dont try to hide it!


Posted by Massive84 on Jun-17-2004 09:04:

quote:
Originally posted by R.j.
how about war?

humans ruin things like that.

plus. the only animal who should be extinct are mosquitos. there useless and just give diseases. the same goes for fleas/ticks.


United states need a president like you..one with a brain.


Posted by Boomer187 on Jun-17-2004 09:48:

Re: Dogs are useless animals

Im not a pet fan, but for some reason I don't like you. so try these out...

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Cinos
Not cute.


some actually are.


quote:
Originally posted by DJ Cinos
Expensive.


get a job hippie


quote:
Originally posted by DJ Cinos
Loud as hell.


some actually are not. the others can be trained.

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Cinos
Eat your shoes.


Learn how to train the dog.


quote:
Originally posted by DJ Cinos
Slobber everthing.


You can train them to stay away from things, its a neat trick.

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Cinos
Annoying.


Some are not.


quote:
Originally posted by DJ Cinos
Hump your legs.


and your not trying to get laid?

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Cinos
I'd rather have a dog-sized spider than a dog.



Dog sized spiders are ugly, their webs get everywhere, they scare any girl you bring home, and it will eat you eventually.



I hate mistrained dogs. A lot of dog owners let them do whatever, kinda like some parents out there. The result, is a tool. When you know what your doing, the dog turns out alright, much like the kids of parents that know what they are doing.


Posted by twisted on Jun-17-2004 09:51:

Re: Re: Dogs are useless animals

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
Im not a pet fan, but for some reason I don't like you. so try these out...
some actually are.
get a job hippie
some actually are not. the others can be trained.
Learn how to train the dog.
You can train them to stay away from things, its a neat trick.
Some are not.
and your not trying to get laid?
Dog sized spiders are ugly, their webs get everywhere, they scare any girl you bring home, and it will eat you eventually.
I hate mistrained dogs. A lot of dog owners let them do whatever, kinda like some parents out there. The result, is a tool. When you know what your doing, the dog turns out alright, much like the kids of parents that know what they are doing.



word


Posted by DJAntSmith on Jun-17-2004 09:51:

Re: Re: Dogs are useless animals

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
Im not a pet fan, but for some reason I don't like you. so try these out...


For some reason I think that's a brilliant line! lol


Posted by TuanAnh213 on Jun-17-2004 10:07:

Re: Dogs are useless animals

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Cinos
Let's see:

Not cute. Expensive. Loud as hell. Eat your shoes. Slobber everthing. Annoying. Hump your legs.

I'd rather have a dog-sized spider than a dog.


i hope a dog like...bites your dick off and buries it


Posted by h0tsweetbabyd0l on Jun-17-2004 10:44:

someone is trying to draw attention by opening provocative threads ....




get a life !


Posted by twisted on Jun-17-2004 10:59:

quote:
Originally posted by h0tsweetbabyd0l
someone is trying to draw attention by opening provocative threads ....


get a life !



word


Posted by Streakfury on Jun-17-2004 12:00:

Well I'd like to see your pet iguana heroicly pull a drowning child from a river or track down a multi-million pound stash of cocaine with it's fine sense of smell.



EDIT: Although a dog-sized spider would be pretty class...


Posted by DJAntSmith on Jun-17-2004 12:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Streakfury
Well I'd like to see your pet iguana heroicly pull a drowning child from a river or track down a multi-million pound stash of cocaine with it's fine sense of smell.


We can just get Skippy to do all that!


Posted by torontotrance on Jun-17-2004 12:40:

I thought DJ Cinos has been warned about stupid shit threads like this. Please stop the stupid shit, you fool.

I'm the proud owner of a dog and once you train a dog, you should not have any problems. My dog is completely trained, he sleeps on the shoes, does not eat them, he does not slobber either. A dog is great, once you get one, I hated the dogs till we got one and now the dog is irreplacable and part of my family.


Posted by -=M=- on Jun-17-2004 13:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Chuck Norris
At least they're better than humans.


humans you can have sex with and not be socially outcast


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