Proof that Im a retard (pictures inside!)

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Posted by tribu on Aug-11-2004 22:47:

Proof that Im a retard (pictures inside!)

Hahaha, so this morning, Im in the kitchen warming water for coffee when i decide to test my TA ninjar skills. I ran, planted my foot off the wall and bounced back off with a nice flying kick. "Hmmm", I thought, "I bet if I planted myself high enough, i could get a full roundhouse off" (my kitchen ceilings are roughly 12 feet high). So I back all the way that I can, run to the wall and jump...

CRACK! I put a big ass hole in the wall with my foot. I tried to fix it by adding the pieces back in and had a hell of a time making them fit (They were stuck together with caulk for sealing windows). So without further ado, heres before and after picture-proof that I am, indeed, a retard.

Posted by nchs09 on Aug-11-2004 22:48:

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-11-2004 22:49:

that's hilarious. oh and thats quite the fix up job you did! you should be a carpenter HAHAHA

Posted by Orbax on Aug-11-2004 22:51:

hehehee...being a guy rules.

Posted by th0m on Aug-11-2004 22:54:

Hahah, nice

But seriously, smear some chaulk on it, give it a bit of a paintjob and it'll look better than before

Posted by tribu on Aug-11-2004 22:56:

quote:
Originally posted by th0m
Hahah, nice

But seriously, smear some chaulk on it, give it a bit of a paintjob and it'll look better than before

heh, somehow I dont think chalk is going to fix this problem

Chances are, once Im paid on friday, Ill go buy a square of dry wall, some spackle (sp?) and rent a saw to legitimately patch the hole. Until then, this patchwork job will have to do

Posted by Marcy on Aug-11-2004 22:57:

oops....

Posted by LinX on Aug-11-2004 23:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
hehehee...being a guy rules.

amen to that!

Posted by DarkAngel on Aug-11-2004 23:07:

Posted by mentalbarter on Aug-11-2004 23:08:

haha
hope its a student house

Posted by Clovis on Aug-11-2004 23:10:

How it happened is more hilarious than the actual result...

-Clovis

Posted by Chang monkey on Aug-11-2004 23:15:

ROFL

Posted by KilldaDJ on Aug-11-2004 23:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis86
How it happened is more hilarious than the actual result...

-Clovis

agreed.

its making me laugh just thinking abt it.

when i first looked at this thread i was expecting u to blow the kettle up or kicking it off the kitchen unit or something.

this was a more interesting article.

Posted by montana on Aug-11-2004 23:27:

nice one

Posted by Inertia on Aug-11-2004 23:30:

you da man, tribz.

Posted by Scottaculous on Aug-11-2004 23:38:

*tis leeann aka Angelblue*

Buddy!! I'm laughing at you even more now. Just got get some plaster of paris and use that shit!

Posted by trancebrat on Aug-11-2004 23:38:

Re: Proof that Im a retard (pictures inside!)

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
Hahaha, so this morning, Im in the kitchen warming water for coffee when i decide to test my TA ninjar skills. I ran, planted my foot off the wall and bounced back off with a nice flying kick. "Hmmm", I thought, "I bet if I planted myself high enough, i could get a full roundhouse off" (my kitchen ceilings are roughly 12 feet high). So I back all the way that I can, run to the wall and jump...

CRACK! I put a big ass hole in the wall with my foot. I tried to fix it by adding the pieces back in and had a hell of a time making them fit (They were stuck together with caulk for sealing windows). So without further ado, heres before and after picture-proof that I am, indeed, a retard.

Humans do some stupid shit sometimes! The fact that you can laugh about it and share it with all of us and let us laugh too as opposed to trashing the rest of your house says more about you than the incident itself. You definitely gave me a good laugh! I hope you get your wall fixed.

Next time try being a pirate.

Posted by TranceLuver4evr on Aug-11-2004 23:39:

Like someone said, nice work on putting it back

Posted by R.j. on Aug-11-2004 23:40:

put some joint compound on that and it wont look as bad.

Posted by montana on Aug-11-2004 23:45:

Re: Proof that Im a retard (pictures inside!)

quote:
Originally posted by tribu

is it just me or does the cracks from like a underwear-shape

Posted by ShadoWolf on Aug-11-2004 23:49:

a proper TA Samuri would not have been so brash

Posted by Wacky Hacky on Aug-12-2004 00:00:

Re: Re: Proof that Im a retard (pictures inside!)

quote:
Originally posted by montana
is it just me or does the cracks from like a underwear-shape

Hahahaha!!!

Nice article before I go to bed now - thanks

Posted by DarkAngel on Aug-12-2004 00:02:

Re: Re: Proof that Im a retard (pictures inside!)

quote:
Originally posted by montana
is it just me or does the cracks from like a underwear-shape

It sure looks that way.

Posted by Mr. Pink on Aug-12-2004 00:04:

did your foot get stuck in the wall?

i can only picture that shyt happening lol

Posted by spec on Aug-12-2004 00:25:

What a super tough was to demonstrate musculinity.

I wonder if you might be able to attack some equally helpless tree, cardboard box or car door next time.

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