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tell me a joke or show me something funny, im in a shitty mood...just had some bad news.....
so please cheer me up 
http://poststuff2.entensity.net/081...?media=bush.wmv
Here's some jokes for ya, James. 
Q) What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A) If you slap the mosquito, it's smart enough to stop sucking.
If you had a donkey, and I had a rooster... and your donkey ate my rooster... my cock would be in your ass!
Q) What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?
A) They're both fun to ride... until your friends catch you on one.
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| Originally posted by wwu.punisher Here's some jokes for ya, James. Q) What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A) If you slap the mosquito, it's smart enough to stop sucking. If you had a donkey, and I had a rooster... and your donkey ate my rooster... my cock would be in your ass! Q) What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? A) They're both fun to ride... until your friends catch you on one. |
HAHAHA
thanks for the video & the jokes...
i think i was just in need of laughing!
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| Originally posted by Clovis86 I don't think fat chicks are fun to ride... -Clovis |
leave the fat chicks outta this, what did they do wrong !?
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| Originally posted by jcosgrove leave the fat chicks outta this, what did they do wrong !? |
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| Originally posted by KilldaDJ ate one too many meals? |
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| Originally posted by KilldaDJ ate one too many meals? |
q. What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
a. Christopher Walken.
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| Originally posted by jcosgrove tell me a joke or show me something funny, im in a shitty mood...just had some bad news..... so please cheer me up |
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| Originally posted by trancebrat Aww James what's wrong? You need to be cheered up. Hmmm... You're a freakin fanastic DJ and you have an awesome sense of humor. You always make me laugh. I wish I could make you laugh, but I'm not in the best mood either. Just try to picture all the people that you don't like in those leopard print thongs. Fuck it...I wish I could say something funny, but I'm not in a witty mood. |
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| Originally posted by Clovis86 Mmmmmm....leopard print thongs.... |
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| Originally posted by Vivid Boy mmmmmmmmm toothless |
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
and a mop.
HAHAHAHAHA so lame it's funny. Sort of. Or not at all.
I should be a stand up comedian. All I've gotta do is stand up. BAA DUMB DUMB TSH!
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| Originally posted by wwu.punisher If you had a donkey, and I had a rooster... and your donkey ate my rooster... my cock would be in your ass! |
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| Originally posted by trancebrat Aww James what's wrong? You need to be cheered up. Hmmm... You're a freakin fanastic DJ and you have an awesome sense of humor. You always make me laugh. I wish I could make you laugh, but I'm not in the best mood either. Just try to picture all the people that you don't like in those leopard print thongs. Fuck it...I wish I could say something funny, but I'm not in a witty mood. |
Heres a joke that always gets me
Two sausages rolling around in a pan. The first rolls over towards the other and says "fuckin hell this pan is hot". Then the other sausage rolls over and says "WHOLY SHIT A TALKING SAUSAGE"
^ One of those random ones that you only get when you're 10 or drunk
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| Originally posted by echosystm Heres a joke that always gets me Two sausages rolling around in a pan. The first rolls over towards the other and says "fuckin hell this pan is hot". Then the other sausage rolls over and says "WHOLY SHIT A TALKING SAUSAGE" ^ One of those random ones that you only get when you're 10 or drunk |
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| Originally posted by mezzir i'm 18 and sober, but that still made my day |
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| Originally posted by jcosgrove another person i knew died this week, and i found out last night...so i was in a bad mood, it's really freaking me out though how many young people are dying these days. scarey shit, i hate the thought of death... but thanx for the kind words amber |
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| Originally posted by trancebrat I'm not trying to make this thread all sad, but since you are the thread starter I'm sure that you won't mind. James I'm very sorry to hear about your loss. Death is such a hard feeling to process. All of these deaths are scary. They do say it happens in threes so lets pray that this one will be it for a while. This is what is part of my problem. I have/had two male best friends. One of my male best friends passed away last year on September 2nd. August 20th would have been his birthday. We designed a webpage in his memory and a couple of days ago we noticed that 1/2 of the entires into the guestbook had just disappeared. That may sound silly to some people, but to those of us that visit it regularly it was very upsetting to see. All of our thoughts had just disappeared. The closer it gets to August 20th the harder it is getting for me to think straight. Every year we had a birthday party together. Patrick's birthday is August 20th, mine is August 26th, and our other male best friend Paul's is August 31st. This will be our first year not celebrating together. The party is scheduled for August 28th. Terry is going to be there. I think he will get to see me come undone that night because I'm sure that I will. It's weird to be so excited about seeing someone yet at the same time every morning when I wake up I find myself missing Patrick ten times more than the day before. |
When life gets too depressing it's always good to get lost in some good trance. I'll be doing so during your mix on Monday James...
-Clovis
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