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How do you squeeze your toothpaste?

i'm just wondering.. how does everyone squeeze their toothpaste?.. i always squeeze from the bottom.. i try to force all the toothpaste up by squeezing from the bottom.. at the end, my toothpaste is flat as paper.. i hate it when people borrow my toothpaste, and they squeeze from the middle or top.. maybe i am just anal about it..

and how much toothpaste do you try to push out of the tube before you throw away? do you squeeze until you can't do it anymore? or do you try to fold the tube to try to add pressure to the tube, until the toothpaste looks like an accordian?...

WTF???? Does it matter????

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Originally posted by MarathonMan WTF???? Does it matter????

you are probably the ones that squeeze from the middle do u?

youve got to be fucking kidding me.

hamfist it until its annoying then roll it

running out of topics for the COR?

ill have to say im usually a bottom to top squeezer... dont like it when people go for the middle right away either.

I'm french. Whats toothpaste?

its right next to the deodorant...oh, nevermind

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Originally posted by Orbax its right next to the deodorant...oh, nevermind

Deodorent? Is that a new drink?

Depends on the toothpaste, i usually will do what it wants, as long as its not demanding something too crazy.

Seems like you've really got a thing for coaxing ejaculate out of a long thin tube.

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Originally posted by Radagast Seems like you've really got a thing for coaxing ejaculate out of a long thin tube.

I get the family size colgate total.
Its big enough for me, my mom AND my dad.
The long thin tubes your describe are uncomfortable in your hand.

I squeeze from the middle or the top. But I'm the only person who uses my toothpaste, so I'm not really concerned with it.

Re: How do you squeeze your toothpaste?

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Originally posted by itsTrueSonic i'm just wondering.. how does everyone squeeze their toothpaste?.. i always squeeze from the bottom.. i try to force all the toothpaste up by squeezing from the bottom.. at the end, my toothpaste is flat as paper.. i hate it when people borrow my toothpaste, and they squeeze from the middle or top.. maybe i am just anal about it.. and how much toothpaste do you try to push out of the tube before you throw away? do you squeeze until you can't do it anymore? or do you try to fold the tube to try to add pressure to the tube, until the toothpaste looks like an accordian?...

U can now proudly call yourself a COR WHORE!

...I squeeze it from the bottom

WTF?

Always from the bottom. This way you use all of it.

When you have a fresh tube of toothpaste, nothing is as rewarding as giving it that first squeeze in the middle. But, once you use enough to make it pinch all the way down at a point, thats when you start using the bottom-up method, so you can utilize all of it.

thank god people have common sense here.. do you know how many lazy people that live in my house that squeeze from the middle ..

and also i see that people do not fold their toothpaste to the point that it looks like an accordian .. please .. if you can't squeeze anymore, try not to make the effort to get more toothpaste please..

in between my ass cheeks. what type of question is that? like seriously people. throw me a fuckin bone.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy in between my ass cheeks. what type of question is that? like seriously people. throw me a fuckin bone.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy in between my ass cheeks. what type of question is that? like seriously people. throw me a fuckin bone.

geez, and then you put the toothpaste in your mouth too?? how do you do that? do you actualy taste your own pooper when you're brushing your teeth??

or do you use the toothpaste to brush your arse to make it fresh and clean .. that doesn't sound like a bad idea.. maybe your poops would smell better if you brush your arse..

so anyway, i went to the bathroom to check out how i did it, cuz i wasn't sure... i totally just sex0red my toothpaste tube... my dick burns now, but it's minty fresh

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Originally posted by Aristronica so anyway, i went to the bathroom to check out how i did it, cuz i wasn't sure... i totally just sex0red my toothpaste tube... my dick burns now, but it's minty fresh

schnikeys!.. i didn't mean for you to have sex with your toothpaste .. then again .. it can be a nice lubricant for batseks... but with a gal, not with a guy .. plz..

**thanks to Aristonica for pointing out my mistake...
damn it.. i will have to pay for my mistakes..

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Originally posted by itsTrueSonic schnikeys!.. i didn't mean to have sex with your toothpaste ..

hahahaha, i'm totally gonna take that out of context, prepare to pay for not spellchecking

check sig.

damn you and the sigs..
that's ok .. we can all have a laugh when everyone reads it..
i will have a laugh everytime when i login to tranceaddict, and i feel down and out.. everyone will have a kick at it..

why didn't you post the second half of the sig .. i think that's funnier .. use toothpaste as a lubricant..

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