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Woman tore off ex-lover's testicle
I don't recall seeing this here before:
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| Woman tore off ex-lover's testicle 11 January 2005 A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party. She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours." Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ. Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks. As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex. When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued. Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate. Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones' shorts. In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor. "Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand." Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution's version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence. Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10. |
fucking hell, altho, didn't the same thing happen to that american actor? joey (something)?
Thus, proving my point, women are psychotic.
sall to be expected from those birkenheaders....
reading that caused a lot of pain to my testicles
Ouch! That article hurts.
And I can't understand how she tored the testicle with only a movement... She must be a trained ninja
Damn ninjas and their low blows...
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| Originally posted by chojin sall to be expected from those birkenheaders.... |
shame 90% Of people won't understand that one
bloody scousers! 
reading that made me laugh much.
its the casual friend who hands him his own testicle attached with a 'thats yours'
hahah these two radio DJ's i listen to in the morning were having a laugh at that story the other day. it sounded so bizarre i didn't even know if they were joking or not. lol
psycho bitch!
i cant read the story im eating breakfast 
LMAO !!! 
The bitch grabs his nuts, yanks it off, and tries to hide it in her mouth -- OMFG I'm dying over here after reading that...
What did she think, he wouldn't notice one of his nuts is missing cause she's got it hidden in her pie-hole ?
Man, if ever there was a legit reason to seriously batter that woman -- this would be it. I'd punch a chick for kicking me in the nuts...for something like this, that bitch would be in a suitcase, quietly floating down a river.
what a numbnut, in every sense of the word
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| Originally posted by Ian^ shame 90% Of people won't understand that one |
-Blade, listen to thait.
-Okay, what?
-I'm going to the doctorate, right?
-Mmm Hmm?
-And my-- and he's telling me I haive this problem
weef my fronthead, when I'm touching it it does like thait:
(bing!)
-Oh, Crapshaitt!
-Oh daim!
-You and I mowst haive been drinking
out of the saime cup, you know?
-We daid.
-Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie,
she goes to towch the testiclides,
and it maikes a sounde laike thais:
(bang!)
-Oh, that is sounding like the saime sound
owf my fronthead laike thais:
(bing!)
-Oh, crowtch, the saime as your fronthead laike thais!:
(bang!)
-You mean laike thais?:
(bing!)
Yais.
(bang!)
Let me tell you about American Idioth
I-D-I-D-O-T-H
heres a couponette for an punch to the face
We break off your legs, put you in a sweetcase
You'd better run fast like a dog and cat chase
I am the dog, you are the cat
How you like that? (biggity baseball bat)
Hit to the head with a hard piece of bread like,
Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo doo doo
Now you dead
I hate you so much I take your mother on a date
and telling her she's paying and i'm eating five steaks
I guess you to mess on us was a mistake
But you're an I-D-I-D-O-T-H
I-D-I-D-O-T-H (your faice look laike shaith)
Come and get a punch to your face
I-D-I-D-O-T-H
Time for to get a punch to the face
I-D-I-D-O-T-H (you're a dope without brothers or sisters!)
Oh look, a punch to your face
I-D-I-D-O-T-H
Time for get to a punch to your face
Wink 152 and Backshott Babies,
We bite you in the leg like a cat with rabies
Take all your ladies and make them to pay late-fees
At superstacies and still make them hate me!
Cat Rock you try to sing but you cant
Maybe because you forgot to put deoderant
Now Brittany Spaiks want you to go on a date
Becuase you're an I-D-I-D-O-T-H
I-D-I-D-O-T-H (You have a stupid face!)
Come to get a punch to your face
I-D-I-D-O-T-H
Time for get to a to for punch to your face
I-D-I-D-O-T-H (Stuffed weef cat tongue, Yes?)
A punch to your face!
I-D-I-D-O-T-H
Guess what? It's time for a punch to your face
I-D-I-D-O-T-H
You say your pets make on the stock trades
And your mother said
OH WHAT HAPPENED? when you came home
You got peuted and puked and abuseded
Cuz we beat you in a Lexter Hubert
Head goes under our foot like shoedirt
We saw your girlfriend and do it in her blue skirt
We make your car on the street like backword
We kick you harder than washington packers
So, please take a letter for a punch to the face
Nothing could be better than a punch to the face
You not very good like Puff Doggie and Lace
So take off your socks and jump off of the race
Have another punch to you face
GO TELL YOUR MOTHER YOU GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE!!
i'm scared of women now 
that is probably the worst thing i've ever heard...
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller i'm scared of women now that is probably the worst thing i've ever heard... |
OMFG WTF????? ummm....fucking psycho bitch...ummm how does it just come off???
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| Originally posted by *~*Angelblue*~* OMFG WTF????? ummm....fucking psycho bitch...ummm how does it just come off??? |
jason don't try it!! is your aim or msn fixed yet?
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| Originally posted by *~*Angelblue*~* jason don't try it!! is your aim or msn fixed yet? |
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| Originally posted by *~*Angelblue*~* OMFG WTF????? ummm....fucking psycho bitch...ummm how does it just come off??? |
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| Originally posted by Michael19 oh jesus |
ouch!!!
With her bare hands? WTF? She must've had really sharp claws, er i mean nails.
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