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Posted by Fast Turtle on Jan-24-2005 03:43:

Check before you do a line off of the toilet in the future

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...in_lubricant_dc

quote:

LONDON (Reuters) - The makers of the handy spray lubricant WD-40 proudly list 2,000 uses for their product, from unsticking rusty screws or squeaky bicycle chains to polishing frying pans.

But British police have found another -- keeping the public from snorting cocaine off toilet lids in bars.

Police in the English city of Bristol said Tuesday they have been advising pub and nightclub owners to spray the colorless lubricant on toilet seats and other flat surfaces in the lavatory that customers often use to snort drugs.

Apparently, cocaine and spray lube don't mix.

"A chemical reaction takes place with the cocaine that causes it to congeal and become a mess so it's unusable," a police spokesman said. "It's one very small, very cheap way in which you can very seriously restrict the amount of drug use in your premises."

Constable Graham Pease, a liquor licensing officer, said he discovered the trick a few years ago while discussing with pub owners how to reduce drug use on their premises.

"We were discussing with licensees how we could keep cocaine from being snorted from surfaces," he told Reuters. "It came about that we wanted to spray something on surfaces that cocaine would stick to. And somebody mentioned WD-40."

The new use seems to have taken its makers by surprise.

"Its not meant to be ingested. It says so clearly on the can so we wouldn't advocate it for that purpose. But people will use it how they will," said a British spokeswoman for the San Diego, Calif-based WD-40 Co.

At Bar Excellence in Bristol, deputy manager Julian Barraud said it was part of the drug fighting arsenal.

"It does work. It's one of the tricks that we've got to try and tackle the problem," he said.


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Posted by malek on Jan-24-2005 03:45:

ahahahahaha

nice nice


Posted by beats and beeps on Jan-24-2005 04:13:

your sig is supposed to be bjork right?


Posted by Fast Turtle on Jan-24-2005 04:31:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
your sig is supposed to be bjork right?


It's my best guess it's a play on her. I really have no idea.

edit: this comic is the actual source (not work safe! though I'm not really quite sure what's going on it it anyway..)


Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jan-24-2005 05:31:

why not just roll up a 20 and stick it right into the dimebag?


Posted by igottaknow on Jan-24-2005 05:42:

Gives me an idea for an april fools joke to play on slylee


Posted by tranceDJ on Jan-24-2005 05:51:

Just like any other drug, people are addicted, and will soon find other methods...they may even use the toliet seat itself.


Posted by Lateralus on Jan-24-2005 05:54:

Why the fuck would you snort coke off of something that touches peoples asses every few minutes?! Thats why you get a coke mirror! God damn, some people.


Posted by DjShlian on Jan-24-2005 06:00:

we are winning the war on drugs.

covert agent DJ Slain Over and Out


Posted by jrbuddha on Jan-24-2005 06:06:


Posted by KilldaDJ on Jan-24-2005 09:35:

thats cool


Posted by Az on Jan-24-2005 14:31:

been doing it in my pub for about 3 years now
not in the staff toilets though


Posted by Slylee on Jan-24-2005 14:42:

Thumbs up

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
why not just roll up a 20 and stick it right into the dimebag?



+1

i call that a shotgun F*$& a key bump.


i don�t give a crap HOW messed up I am...no way in hell would I do a line off a toilet seat! My god people, there are other methods for doing this stuff

my boyfriend got me a gift card for Sephora for Christmas, and it came in this cool double sided mirror.


Posted by UWM on Jan-24-2005 14:44:

Bullets, people. Bullets.


Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jan-24-2005 15:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Lateralus
Why the fuck would you snort coke off of something that touches peoples asses every few minutes?! Thats why you get a coke mirror! God damn, some people.


i don't think people snort it off the seat, rather, they do it off the tank. ..i hope.


Posted by l�cid on Jan-24-2005 15:53:

i've never even considered doing it off the top of the toilet. plus, a lot of toilets don't even have a tank in the back. they just have the bowl and then a big pipe coming out the back with the big silver handle flusher.

if i plan on doing drugs while i'm out, i just make sure i always carry Parliament cigarettes with me.


Posted by Frogman on Jan-24-2005 17:17:

Damn that article is funny.

I would hate to sit on that mess! And I sure as hell wouldn't snort any coke off it. Damn their inventiveness!!


Posted by Party Monster on Jan-24-2005 17:18:

Shame, the vast amounts of narcotics I ingested led to me murdering my drug dealing ex-boyfriend.


Posted by Kato on Jan-24-2005 19:07:

They've been doing this for years round here.


Posted by muzzybear on Jan-24-2005 19:13:

Also, check for water... my dummy hubby went to do a rail off of the back of a toilet and it landed in a puddle.

D'oh!


Posted by Fast Turtle on Jan-24-2005 20:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Party Monster
Shame, the vast amounts of narcotics I ingested led to me murdering my drug dealing ex-boyfriend.



Posted by Krypton on Jan-25-2005 15:54:

why do u need a toilet? why not put your stuff on a piece of paper, fold it, so u can put it in your pocket. then when u need it, u can go to a corner or the bathroom, unfold the paper, get a dollar bill, i used a fresh twenty dollar bill straight from the bank, snort, and go. quick and easy.


Posted by SleepingClubber on Jan-25-2005 16:54:

Another trick used, is that they smear vasaline all over the shelf.


Posted by L.E.N. on Jan-25-2005 17:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Party Monster
Shame, the vast amounts of narcotics I ingested led to me murdering my drug dealing ex-boyfriend.


Addicted to the movie much?


Posted by Party Monster on Jan-25-2005 17:27:

No, I'm actually Michael Alig.


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