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My plea to Guv
Alright, I think that a lot of women would agree with me when I say that the Guv should really invest in bathroom stall doors that close and lock.
This has been irritating me since I went to see Above and Beyond. I went to the bathroom many times that night, and every time, in every stall, I needed some stranger to hold the door closed because it wouldn't stay closed on its own.
Guys, I understand this isn't typically a problem for you, but try and imagine you in a stall, sitting on the throne doing your business, when suddenly, the door swings open, and hundreds of eyes are staring stright at your shitting ass (excuse the pun). Anyway, it is a little more than humiliating, not to mention the whole "closing the door" problem. This is where you need to stand up, naked from the waist down mind you, and reach over to close the door whilst STILL having hundreds of eyes glaring at you.
Luckily... this never happened to me. But now I have a great fear of it happening when I go back.
Going to the bathroom in a club for women is already a very uncomfortable experience. There is the squatting issue, and the touching stuff that is unbearably gross, and the "oh no there is no toilet paper", and did I mention the squatting? Bathrooms at clubs are a nightmare for women, at least for myself and the many women I have spoken with about this. I think that the stress' of relieving ourselves should be lessened with the security of knowing the door isn't about to fly open on us.
I know this is a lot to ask for, but PLEASE dear Guv owners, please I beg of you! Let us lock our bathroom doors!
And if you could, those sanitary seat covers are freaking great to have too!
I'm blessed to have never needed to drop a deuce in my entire superclubbing experience (mind you it's a relatively short one), but I can imagine it's probably not the most pleasant activity.
I think the lady makes a good point.
Re: My plee to Guv
damn.. i guess u never been to the zone's bathroom..
thank god i rarely make it to the bathroom..
when im clubbing..
She's got a point.
Its bad enough being a guy standing and the door swings open whilst peeing.
But fuck, its Guv. They know they have problems and they dont give a shit!
on a brighter note for men, i hope they start bringing over those outdoor urinals like the ones they use at the big European music festivals. one of the greatest inventions .. picture an "X", four corners, and each guy pisses into a small hole which leads to a gutter below. literally no queuing necessary, and they are easy to install anywhere .. and best of all, because there are no sinks, no need to wash ur hands !!
This does not seem like an unreasonable request.
i sympathise
makes me happy to be a dude
Im pretty sure it has to do with drug issues...but im not sure.
Ampz
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| Originally posted by DJ_Ampz Im pretty sure it has to do with drug issues...but im not sure. |
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| Originally posted by dEsidEL on a brighter note for men, i hope they start bringing over those outdoor urinals like the ones they use at the big European music festivals. one of the greatest inventions .. picture an "X", four corners, and each guy pisses into a small hole which leads to a gutter below. literally no queuing necessary, and they are easy to install anywhere .. and best of all, because there are no sinks, no need to wash ur hands !! |
I couldn't believe it at first...As soon as I got off the train I see some guy dropping their pants and taking a piss ...I'll find the pic when I get home tonight!
Re: My plee to Guv
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| Originally posted by Theresa Alright, I think that a lot of women would agree with me when I say that the Guv should really invest in bathroom stall doors that close and lock. This has been irritating me since I went to see Above and Beyond. I went to the bathroom many times that night, and every time, in every stall, I needed some stranger to hold the door closed because it wouldn't stay closed on its own. Guys, I understand this isn't typically a problem for you, but try and imagine you in a stall, sitting on the throne doing your business, when suddenly, the door swings open, and hundreds of eyes are staring stright at your shitting ass (excuse the pun). Anyway, it is a little more than humiliating, not to mention the whole "closing the door" problem. This is where you need to stand up, naked from the waist down mind you, and reach over to close the door whilst STILL having hundreds of eyes glaring at you. Luckily... this never happened to me. But now I have a great fear of it happening when I go back. Going to the bathroom in a club for women is already a very uncomfortable experience. There is the squatting issue, and the touching stuff that is unbearably gross, and the "oh no there is no toilet paper", and did I mention the squatting? Bathrooms at clubs are a nightmare for women, at least for myself and the many women I have spoken with about this. I think that the stress' of relieving ourselves should be lessened with the security of knowing the door isn't about to fly open on us. I know this is a lot to ask for, but PLEASE dear Guv owners, please I beg of you! Let us lock our bathroom doors! And if you could, those sanitary seat covers are freaking great to have too! |
lol...come to think of it...its hard when ur doin ur business an trying to hold the door closed at the same time...
i'm with u on this one theresa
I too am lucky I never have to drop a load when clubbing, but because alcohol gives me gas I'm not surprised if it would happen anytime soon...hopefully not at the guv 
I've had to drop a load at a club once. Boa's NYE marathon. Was so disgusted by the sketchy state of the washrooms I put the in-and-out pass to good use.
But yeah, more than likely the doors don't lock so they can catch the cokeheads doing rails off the toilet bowl.
I usually just piss my pants on the dance floor...kind of like Fergie from BEP.
Er....it should be "My plea to guv"
...and yes I do agree it is quite embarassing for anyone.
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| Originally posted by Stingray They know they have problems and they dont give a shit! |
Amen to that idea, Theresa. The bathrooms do need locks and doors that do stay closed. Plus as you said, some sanitary seat covers might help. But I never even sit on the toilet anyway there. I just squat.
The bathroom floors are more disgusting though. I have worn long jeans and many a time got the bottoms of them wet...from urine I guess?
I just wonder if the mens washrooms are as disgusting and dirty as the womens. I think I have been in outhouses that are more visually and olfactory appealing than at the Guv. 
that sucks.
Love being a guy for this reason! 
God, when going pee is considered "unfavourable" and some-what of a "complication" LOL... annoying to say the least. 
+1 to being able to use urinals!
Jem.
yeah i agree with her. it makes it really hard to blow my rails.
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| Originally posted by Refinnej The bathroom floors are more disgusting though. I have worn long jeans and many a time got the bottoms of them wet...from urine I guess? |
It's from squatting, being drunk/or being high thus missing the toilet seat completely 
One time at a club here I went to the bathroom and usually I like reading the things people write on doors. I looked up and someone had left their dirty thongs on the hanger of the back of the door. I asked myself "why not throw them in the garbage?".
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| Originally posted by Refinnej One time at a club here I went to the bathroom and usually I like reading the things people write on doors. I looked up and someone had left their dirty thongs on the hanger of the back of the door. I asked myself "why not throw them in the garbage?". |
Hahaha disgusting!!
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