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Posted by BTG on Aug-11-2005 06:55:

girls that ask you weird hard to answer questions

i was with this girl lastnight, and after i was done my business, she asks:

"why did you pick me to fool around with this summer"



how the fuck am i supposed to answer that without lying?!


Posted by butterfly on Aug-11-2005 06:56:

tell her it's because you thought she might be willing to have sex with you.


Posted by Vlad on Aug-11-2005 06:58:

Re: girls that ask you weird hard to answer questions

quote:
Originally posted by BTG
i was with this girl lastnight, and after i was done my business, she asks:

"why did you pick me to fool around with this summer"



how the fuck am i supposed to answer that without lying?!



Just tell her...

Youre hot and I knew that if I worked you, you'd put out. The summer is almost over anyway, so who gives a fuck. At this point, I dont think it matters cause you already (Im assuming) tapped that.


Posted by Aiwendil on Aug-11-2005 07:00:

One time this girl was like "Could ten super-intelligent mickey mouses figure out a cure for cancer in less than three years?"


I was speechless.



Just kidding. The only question a girl has asked me is "Are you okay?" and "Are you gay?" I guess that one qualifies too!


Posted by pho mo on Aug-11-2005 07:02:

we had teh smoke and my g/f asked me a question that went for 2 minutes, something about the meaning of life and surfing. by the time she finished asking it i had forgotten what the start of the question was, and so had she. i knew it was a great question though!


Posted by Mr. Pink on Aug-11-2005 07:05:

Rasta

girls always ask the hard questions......a quick tip

best replies are:

1) You're so special

2) omg, you're so beautiful

3) you taste great


otherwise, stick to the usual "get the fuk out of my face, yo!"


Posted by BTG on Aug-11-2005 07:21:

she works at the coffee place by my work, so i just said 'i duno, free coffee?"


Posted by TempesTrip on Aug-11-2005 07:26:

should of said "what makes you think its just you?"


Posted by Coup on Aug-11-2005 09:49:

quote:
Originally posted by TempesTrip
should of said "what makes you think its just you?"


Posted by THE_Chris on Aug-11-2005 10:25:

Just play San Andreas and listen to the phrases Carl says to the girls when they're talking.

"Oh wow."

"This is so interesting, Im just gonna listen."

"Yeah, go on".

Those 3 phrases work anywhere, anytime.


Posted by fuct4less on Aug-11-2005 10:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
girls always ask the hard questions......a quick tip

best replies are:

1) You're so special

2) omg, you're so beautiful

3) you taste great

4) I s'pose this would be the best time to tell you that I slept with your sister, too.

otherwise, stick to the usual "get the fuk out of my face, yo!"


Fix'd.


Posted by jdat on Aug-11-2005 12:06:

Come on Bradley be a real man


Tell her she was on your way to work free coffee and good p*ssy?

NOT man enough to say that?

Just say you wanted a girl for the summer. Works everytime to make the girls go crazy ( angry that is )


Posted by Lira on Aug-11-2005 13:13:

Re: girls that ask you weird hard to answer questions

quote:
Originally posted by BTG
how the fuck am i supposed to answer that without lying?!

Don't lie. You did it, now face up to it!


Posted by Ygrene on Aug-11-2005 13:46:

Re: girls that ask you weird hard to answer questions

quote:
Originally posted by BTG
i was with this girl lastnight, and after i was done my business, she asks:

"why did you pick me to fool around with this summer"



how the fuck am i supposed to answer that without lying?!


Could've said:

"What are you talking about? I'm pretty sure it was you that picked me."


Right back at ya.


Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Aug-11-2005 14:10:

Should've said:

"I didnt pick you....your sister gave me the idea!"


Posted by {b.s.e.} on Aug-11-2005 15:21:

the money answer:

"you're so real, and you make me feel real."




ew, i just made myself sick typing that.


Posted by Ygrene on Aug-11-2005 15:22:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
the money answer:

"you're so real, and you make me feel real."




ew, i just made myself sick typing that.


Did you used to write for "Dawson's Creek" or something?


Posted by {b.s.e.} on Aug-11-2005 15:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
Did you used to write for "Dawson's Creek" or something?



you bastard. that was a secret!


Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-11-2005 15:36:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
the money answer:

"you're so real, and you make me feel real."




ew, i just made myself sick typing that.


hahahahha


Posted by Inertia on Aug-11-2005 15:39:

well, the line of questioning may not be too similar, but i once had this girl ask me:

"if you're born in aruba, are you an arab?"

and...

"whaaaat?! isn't oral sex, you know, like, talking?!"

and THEN they still ask why i don't talk to them.

so, you should've told her... that you weren't fooling around, that you wanted to marry her. then... wait for it... wait for it... when she busts the face thinking you're serious, you laugh your ass off.

it could backfire tho... if she says yes and hugs you, then you'll have no other choice than to marry her, have 3 kids, then fuck her sister.


Posted by Lira on Aug-11-2005 15:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Inertia
"whaaaat?! isn't oral sex, you know, like, talking?!"

It sure is, you grab the mic and it's show time


Posted by jdat on Aug-11-2005 16:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
It sure is, you grab the mic and it's show time



I don't know about MC's down in Brazil but us in the other continents we don't do mic checks on the p3n0r


Posted by Spacey Orange on Aug-11-2005 19:22:

Re: girls that ask you weird hard to answer questions

quote:
Originally posted by BTG
she asks:

"why did you pick me to fool around with this summer"


you answer: "cos the c0r's been teh sucks lately"


Posted by Audigy7 on Aug-11-2005 19:49:

quote:
Originally posted by jdat
I don't know about MC's down in Brazil but us in the other continents we don't do mic checks on the p3n0r


Unfortunatly


Posted by Inertia on Aug-11-2005 19:57:

OOOH. i just got the classic one...

"do you think i'm pretty?"
- a definitely not pretty girl.

i should shoot her. thank god for blocking functions on MSN.


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