Ever been insulted by a woman...?

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Posted by Tech0rz on Nov-18-2005 20:03:

Ever been insulted by a woman...?

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut!

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of mycar, I don't give a shit where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shag*ing your mum while your dad
watches.

Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat b*tch.

Posted by Aiwendil on Nov-18-2005 20:06:

I wish!

Posted by bas on Nov-18-2005 20:09:

Re: Ever been insulted by a women...?

quote:
Originally posted by Tech0rz
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants

Best one.

Posted by Slylee on Nov-18-2005 20:11:

Re: Ever been insulted by a women...?

quote:
Originally posted by Tech0rz

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

hahahah

Posted by house_conXion on Nov-18-2005 21:10:

indap00perftw

Posted by KilldaDJ on Nov-18-2005 23:00:

Re: Ever been insulted by a women...?

quote:
Originally posted by Tech0rz

Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat b*tch.

best response out of the hat.

Posted by Saka on Nov-18-2005 23:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Tech0rz
Ever been insulted by a women...?

Your title makes no sense:

"Ever been insulted by a woman?"
or:
"Ever been insulted by women?" would make sense.

Learn English,unless your drunk which would make sense to these mistakes.

Posted by dudgeon on Nov-18-2005 23:15:

quote:
Originally posted by willson
Learn English,unless your drunk which would make sense to these mistakes.

Shut your face.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Nov-18-2005 23:29:

quote:
Originally posted by dudgeon
Shut your face.

BUUURRNN!! pwned by the tit

Posted by Saka on Nov-18-2005 23:33:

quote:
Originally posted by dudgeon
Shut your face.

Your mum.

Posted by UWM on Nov-18-2005 23:34:

quote:
Originally posted by willson
Your mum.

That's not a sentence. That is a sentence fragment. Learn English.

Posted by Saka on Nov-18-2005 23:35:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
That's not a sentence. That is a sentence fragment. Learn English.

When did I say that was a sentence and not a sentence fragment?

Posted by Omega_Blue on Nov-18-2005 23:37:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
That's not a sentence. That is a sentence fragment. Learn English.

BUURRRNN!!! pwned by the uwm

Posted by Saka on Nov-18-2005 23:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_Blue
BUURRRNN!!! pwned by the uwm

Oh,and if these were real burns,do you think it would change the fact that the title makes no sense?

Posted by bas on Nov-19-2005 00:16:

quote:
Originally posted by willson
Oh,and if these were real burns,do you think it would change the fact that the title makes no sense?

Your mom makes no sense!

Posted by SteelWolf on Nov-19-2005 01:36:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
Your mom makes no sense!

UR MUM IS GAY!

Posted by Basstard on Nov-19-2005 01:46:

quote:
Originally posted by willson
Oh,and if these were real burns,do you think it would change the fact that the title makes no sense?

still doesnt change the fact that you wrote an invalid sentence...

i also didnt see anywhere in the orginal poster's message a statement claiming that his title made sense.

BURN

your mom is like a whoopy cushion during coitus

Posted by Ygrene on Nov-19-2005 01:48:

Hey guys let's get off the subject of Mom's, ok?

....because I just got off YOURS!!!!!

/oldest zing in the book

Posted by Basstard on Nov-19-2005 01:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
Hey guys let's get off the subject of Mom's, ok?

....because I just got off YOURS!!!!!

/oldest zing in the book

wir haben einen winner

Posted by lacksesepsotygh on Nov-19-2005 02:00:

quote:
Originally posted by willson

Learn English,unless your drunk which would make sense to these mistakes.

doesn't the very first english lesson cover the differences between YOUR and YOU'RE? mixing them up is a lot worse than mixing up woman and women.

Posted by dudgeon on Nov-19-2005 02:02:

quote:
Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh
doesn't the very first english lesson cover the differences between YOUR and YOU'RE? mixing them up is a lot worse than mixing up woman and women.

Welcome to several hours ago.

Posted by Basstard on Nov-19-2005 02:28:

quite a spunky little tit!

Posted by wizniz on Nov-19-2005 02:32:

quote:
Originally posted by dudgeon
Welcome to several hours ago.

welcome to the front door of TA now get the fuck out.

unless you post in other forums other than the cor3, you have no purpose for existance here.

Posted by Saka on Nov-19-2005 12:44:

quote:
Originally posted by dudgeon
Welcome to several hours ago.

He may be on dial-up, in which case he might have posted that at the right time but its just got uploaded.

Also,I was drunk last night,which excuses my spelling.

Posted by Allied Nations on Nov-19-2005 13:07:

I fucked your mom, and its no fad.. I'm gonna marry here and be your dad!

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