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I got caught....
So, the one day I don't take a little bag to clean up after my dog, I get caught. This lady was parked at a stop sign and my little pooch decided to take a poop across the street. This lady, I kid you not, sat their and waited to see if I would pick up after him...Slowly...I start walking away and then you hear this lady yell "clean up your dogs Sh__!" What was I supposed to do when I had no bag...So, pretending to reach into my pocket just to show her that I would...she drove off. I felt so bad that when I got home, I grabbed a bag and ended up cleaning it...
Has this ever happened to anyone??!!
-Me
you are a disgrace to humanity.
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| Originally posted by Mr. Pink you are a disgrace to humanity. |
dogs pick the most in opportune times to to shit. i once took my friends dog for a walk. just as i'm heading out the door she hands me a bag and says don't forget to bring this. so then sure enuff the dog shits (i can still remember feeling the warmth of the shit tru the bag and the stink.
so then later on in the walk the dog decides to take a 2nd shit on a person's lawn. i'm without an empty bag so get the fuck out of there and luckly no one caught me.
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my cat knows how to shit by himself...take THAT dog lovers
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| Originally posted by igottaknow dogs pick the most in opportune times to to shit. i once toke my friends dog for a walk. just as i'm heading out the door she hands me a bag and says don't forget to bring this. so then sure enuff the dog shits (i can still remember feeling the warmth of the shit true the bag and the stink. so then later on in the walk the dog decides to take a 2nd shit on a person's lawn. i'm without an empty bag so get the fuck out of there and luckly no one caught me. |
I know, I'm sorry

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| Originally posted by igottaknow dogs pick the most in opportune times to to shit. i once took my friends dog for a walk. just as i'm heading out the door she hands me a bag and says don't forget to bring this. so then sure enuff the dog shits (i can still remember feeling the warmth of the shit tru the bag and the stink. so then later on in the walk the dog decides to take a 2nd shit on a person's lawn. i'm without an empty bag so get the fuck out of there and luckly no one caught me. |
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| Originally posted by burton_hunnie I know, I'm sorry |
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| Originally posted by arcadia190 sorry for what? |
I'd have picked up the shit with my bare hands, bitten off a little piece as if it was a pin on a grenade, thrown it hookshot style right onto her windshield, and dived behind a nearby bush.
Screaming at the top of my lungs all the while.
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller my cat knows how to shit by himself...take THAT dog lovers |
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| Originally posted by skreetskills I'd have picked up the shit with my bare hands, bitten off a little piece as if it was a pin on a grenade, thrown it hookshot style right onto her windshield, and dived behind a nearby bush. Screaming at the top of my lungs all the while. |
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| Originally posted by burton_hunnie I'm a first time poster here (a little nervous at how some may react) Guess i'm alittle nervous at what reactions I would get So far...pretty funny.. |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller my cat knows how to shit on my chest...take THAT dog lovers |

well atleast you dont get charged a fine when you dont pick it up. My Apt charges 30 bucks if you dont pick it up.

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| Originally posted by stren +1 Still i envy you have this thing when you expect ppl to clean after their dogs. I live in a block of flats and there are tones of dogs here which noone cleans after. Now that the snow has melted, everything is covered in dogshit. God i hate polish dog owners |
Or you could have just taken a shit right beside your dogs shit then walked away. Whatever works for you man.
I just leave it there. Its like fertilizer.
in france no one clean after a dog did his shit......we got 2 dogs but they stay in our garden and it's my mom who clean sooo but i hate that streets are full of dogs's shit ...fortunately the streets get cleaned pretty often
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| Originally posted by CranberryJuice in france no one clean after a dog did his shit......we got 2 dogs but they stay in our garden and it's my mom who clean sooo but i hate that streets are full of dogs's shit ...fortunately the streets get cleaned pretty often |

in bordeaux no john i can assure u it's pretty dirty 
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| Originally posted by stren +1 Still i envy you have this thing when you expect ppl to clean after their dogs. I live in a block of flats and there are tones of dogs here which noone cleans after. Now that the snow has melted, everything is covered in dogshit. God i hate polish dog owners |
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