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Things you can never seem to do / or something always happens if u do

Bit of a dodgy thread title, but basically things u can never seem to do right, or things that happen everytime u try and do something. ie:

can never eat a choc-ice without getting some down my top
can never wash up (dishes) without chucking water all over me
can never fill in a time-sheet for work first time

and go!

i never get coup's threads

i can never wipe my ass properly, my finger will go right through the paper.

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Originally posted by igottaknow i never get coup's threads

it's not that difficult

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Originally posted by bidor i can never wipe my ass properly, my finger will go right through the paper.

LMFAO!!


I can never eat a Triscuit without getting the hiccups.

When ever i try to do good for a felmale, i am always seem to be doing wrong.

I can never wake up on time.

can never go out without geting in a fight
can never eat food without droping it on my lap

I can never eat pizza without burning my mouth. I don't have time to wait around for the pizza to cool down to sub-molten lava temperatures. As soon as it's served, DOWN THE HATCH IT GOES!!!

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Originally posted by bidor i can never wipe my ass properly, my finger will go right through the paper.

LOL!

i usually have the ability to control my piss stream.......but when it splits into 2 or even 3 separate streams....I can never seem to stop pissing..... Even if one stream is hitting the toilet, the other the floor, and the last all over my pants- I can't stop pissing!


So i end up cleaning it up while crying

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink LOL! i usually have the ability to control my piss stream.......but when it splits into 2 or even 3 separate streams....I can never seem to stop pissing..... Even if one stream is hitting the toilet, the other the floor, and the last all over my pants- I can't stop pissing! So i end up cleaning it up while crying

can't you just...stop it?

Leave the house on time to go to a specific destination.

I can never keep my room tidy,or even close to normal mess levels.

i can never go the gym when i say im going to go.

next gym date: 10:00 09 April 2006.

i shall report later if i succeeded or not.

Leave a music shop without buying something. It's an expensive habit.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Leave a music shop without buying something. It's an expensive habit.

+1

homework. Im not a homework type of person

i can never remember to put a new bag in the garbage when taking the old one out... (talk about a short term memory)
i cannot leave Wal-Mart with out buying a kit Kat
I cannot go to bed with out something playing in the background (well I can I just prefer to have the comfort thing)
I cannot wake up with out the first thing being in my mind �am I going to work, or school today� (even on vacation)
I cannot eat on the couch with out something spilling on me.. but go figure when I eat on my bed I�m cleaner then at the table (student house, don�t usually like eating alone in the common area and vies versa bitch days I want to be left alone)
Cannot dry myself in the bathroom. No matter wot I have to go to my bedroom to towel myself dry.
Cannot do a spontaneous walk without forgetting my mp3 player.. always have to turn back to get it..
That�s all I can think of

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Cannot dry myself in the bathroom. No matter wot I have to go to my bedroom to towel myself dry.

the strangest thing ever

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Originally posted by Sunsnail the strangest thing ever

i know i dont get it...

i thoguht it was a univ thing at first you know... not to hog the bathroom so others can use.. but now its like a common thing for me..

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Originally posted by Spyder i can never remember to put a new bag in the garbage when taking the old one out... (talk about a short term memory) i cannot leave Wal-Mart with out buying a kit Kat I cannot go to bed with out something playing in the background (well I can I just prefer to have the comfort thing) I cannot wake up with out the first thing being in my mind �am I going to work, or school today� (even on vacation) I cannot eat on the couch with out something spilling on me.. but go figure when I eat on my bed I�m cleaner then at the table (student house, don�t usually like eating alone in the common area and vies versa bitch days I want to be left alone) Cannot dry myself in the bathroom. No matter wot I have to go to my bedroom to towel myself dry. Cannot do a spontaneous walk without forgetting my mp3 player.. always have to turn back to get it.. That�s all I can think of

http://www.mentalhealth.com/dis/p20-an05.html

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink LOL! i usually have the ability to control my piss stream.......but when it splits into 2 or even 3 separate streams....I can never seem to stop pissing..... Even if one stream is hitting the toilet, the other the floor, and the last all over my pants- I can't stop pissing! So i end up cleaning it up while crying

Haha! +1 for teh s3x pee. Cuz you know that's the cause, right?

Edit: on topic, I can't be around food without getting it on me. My grandfather lives on through me!

hm...interesting ^^^

whenever i get drunk, i ALWAYS have to go on TA when i get home.

smoke a cig w/o a drink

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Originally posted by Caela hm...interesting ^^^ whenever i get drunk, i ALWAYS have to go on TA when i get home.

even though i know ur a girl i ALWAYS think ur a guy. i wish i could have rewritten our first encounter

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