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corniest **** uve done for ur gf

spill the beans...i just officially did some corny shit

discussed our feelings.

Told em i loved them.

the angry pirate.....

alright that aint that corny..i just fuckin wrote my gf a letter.



now im searching around my room for my penis cause i think i dropped it

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Originally posted by jonSun Told em i loved them.

the real zinger came when you cheated on them. Ha! You got them good!

she was comming to visit me from miami so i went and bought 4 bottles of wine, then in my living room i laid a duvet and shaped it as a heart. Then i placed candles all around with white rose petals. She loved it.

said to her.. where have you been all my life.. then she called my bluff

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean she was comming to visit me from miami so i went and bought 4 bottles of wine, then in my living room i laid a duvet and shaped it as a heart. Then i placed candles all around with white rose petals. She loved it.

you win..that was uber gay.

i tried to be romantic with my girlfriend in my car once but she kept on pushing my hands away

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy you win..that was uber gay. i tried to be romantic with my girlfriend in my car once but she kept on pushing my hands away

yeah cause you were lookng at her tits and trying to grope them.

well thats pretty romantic if they are larger then c cups

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Originally posted by TrAnCeAkI awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

aki i miss u fo rilly

if i say aw again will that be corny? :P hahah

I MISS YOUUUUUUU ERIC!!!!!!

your signature just made me laugh lol

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Originally posted by TrAnCeAkI your signature just made me laugh lol

"Order a dozen roses, eleven red and one white. In your personal message write something like: �In every bunch there�s one that stands out � and you are that one�."

I did that.

Of course I edited the text a bit.

Does it need to be your g/f? I once sent 18 roses to a girl I liked for her 18th birthday in hopes of taking her out and getting alittle nookie...

Conclusion: No it didnt work.

ive actually done some corny shit, candlelight dinner & champaign, sang Journey songs to em, gave em lap dances while jamming NIN.

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Originally posted by Yan "Order a dozen roses, eleven red and one white. In your personal message write something like: �Ive dated 12 girls and ur the only one that let me spew my funk all over, I love you�." I did that. Of course I edited the text a bit.

fixed

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Originally posted by Yan "Order a dozen roses, eleven red and one white. In your personal message write something like: �In every bunch there�s one that stands out � and you are that one�." I did that. Of course I edited the text a bit.

That definitely deserves an awwwwwwwwwwww.

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Originally posted by jonSun sang Journey songs to em

I don't think anyone can trump this, at this point in time.

i wrote my gf a song. she likes it. it's gonna be on my EP.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy fixed

LMFAO

That's class.

this is the corniest thing ive said


"we dont have to have sex, i can just go down on you if ud like *puppy dog eyes*"

i shaped a piece of rock into a shape.
carved her initials onto it.
polished it, and made it into a necklace for her.

other even more corny shit that i'm too embarassed to mention.

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