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Posted by aNYthing on May-27-2006 21:09:

Please help me TA

So, I'm like been dating my gf for couple of month now and she's pretty hot. We are having mad fun but she's strange...

So, like, I have these friends they like want me like to go smoke weed with them this weekend. But like my GF, she's like all into X. she likes getting high and making out with random guys even tho I toled her to not do that shit. One time she like said she wants me to stick an iPod nano in her pu**y and fuck her with it. ??

So, anyway, we are gaoing to this party at dudes house and he is pretty cool DJ - he is like good as my favorite DJ Sammy but not as good as ATB, and chicks like dig' him... So, my bunch of stoner friends get high and start telling shit and one says that this guy is baning my girlfriend on the site. So, like now I'm all and want to piss her off!!! I talked to some dude and he says that like this dude (dj) is bi. So, should I like seduce him or smth to piss her off.?

I am so stoned. I'm going to whorehouse with my korean friends and like won't wear a condom and than bang her! So, should I like try some X and then take heroin and kill myself? Oh TA people stop me from this maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadnesssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELP!!

p.s. I like kittens.


Posted by {b.s.e.} on May-27-2006 21:11:

what's her number?


Posted by Aquarian on May-27-2006 21:11:


Posted by aNYthing on May-27-2006 21:12:

^^ 212-467-5309... see if she tells u anything. she liks flirting with guys she don't know


Posted by DarkAngel on May-27-2006 21:12:

What....the FUCK.


Posted by Omega_Blue on May-27-2006 21:15:


Posted by jonSun on May-27-2006 21:16:

a joke from an alt.?


Posted by aNYthing on May-27-2006 21:16:

I dunno.. this life is fucked. I just got my civic all hooked up - I got these 20" rims, armored windows, PS2 controls on my stering wheels and don't have any money, so now I like have to bum money from crack ass friends to score weed... bummer..


Posted by jonSun on May-27-2006 21:17:

my suspicions are correct ?


Posted by aNYthing on May-27-2006 21:20:

^^^ this is no joke. a real life fucking drama. it's soo confusing. living in suburbs with rich parents is a fucking shitty drag. MTV wants me to believe that bling is good. Friends want like to have me belive drugs are fun.

girfriend is a skanky whore. trance music sucks and depressing. and where is my fucking kitten??????!!!!!!!!!


Posted by Boomer187 on May-27-2006 21:24:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
^^^ this is no joke. a real life fucking drama. it's soo confusing. living in suburbs with rich parents is a fucking shitty drag. MTV wants me to believe that bling is good. Friends want like to have me belive drugs are fun.

girfriend is a skanky whore. trance music sucks and depressing. and where is my fucking kitten??????!!!!!!!!!


Jesus still loves you.


Posted by dallastar on May-27-2006 21:25:

Re: Please help me TA

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
So, I'm like been dating my gf for couple of month now and she's pretty hot. We are having mad fun but she's strange...

So, like, I have these friends they like want me like to go smoke weed with them this weekend. But like my GF, she's like all into X. she likes getting high and making out with random guys even tho I toled her to not do that shit. One time she like said she wants me to stick an iPod nano in her pu**y and fuck her with it. ??

So, anyway, we are gaoing to this party at dudes house and he is pretty cool DJ - he is like good as my favorite DJ Sammy but not as good as ATB, and chicks like dig' him... So, my bunch of stoner friends get high and start telling shit and one says that this guy is baning my girlfriend on the site. So, like now I'm all and want to piss her off!!! I talked to some dude and he says that like this dude (dj) is bi. So, should I like seduce him or smth to piss her off.?

I am so stoned. I'm going to whorehouse with my korean friends and like won't wear a condom and than bang her! So, should I like try some X and then take heroin and kill myself? Oh TA people stop me from this maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadnesssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELP!!

p.s. I like kittens.


i like kitten too ! stay off the herion! doesn't make winner out of anyone!


Posted by aNYthing on May-27-2006 21:36:

Ok, I fess up...

Sorry - I am just soooo annoyed by these fucking GF/Drugs/"you name it" 'Help me TA' threads that I felt I needed to create one too. Just because I'm not fucked up and have a life - that should not stop me from attention-whoring myself, right? I mean I got imagination and if I don't have a problem - why not plegiarize the fuck out of OPP (other people's problems).

Fucking kiddies. can't stand these pathetic whining fucking threads.

What's up with all the EMO shit in youth today - or is it something that the media/food industry/beverage companies/etc where engineering all along behind our backs????


Kids - just say fucking no to drugs and get a fucking life. stop posting dumb-ass "help me ta" threads... shit. it's pathetic.

jonSun - nice guess mate

damn, should have kept my poker face on and attention - whored myself further but I began to feel all slimy - getting too much into character.

anyway, move along people -there's nothing to see here. This has been a drill. Had this been an actual loser with a "real" life dillema/drama - this thread would have been a lot more entertaining. but I just can't play a moron for too long (though, I try).


Posted by D-res on May-27-2006 21:42:

worst.



thread.



ever.










ygrene, a nuking is in order


Posted by aNYthing on May-27-2006 21:43:

quote:
Originally posted by D-res
worst.



thread.



ever.



... I try. thank you.


Posted by Silky Johnson on May-27-2006 21:44:

Bahahahahaha. Gold. I liked the post about the car.


Posted by DarkAngel on May-27-2006 21:44:

Thumbs up

quote:
Originally posted by D-res
worst.



thread.



ever.










ygrene, a nuking is in order


Posted by aNYthing on May-27-2006 21:47:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Bahahahahaha. Gold. I liked the post about the car.


Oh yeah??? Read this one and try not to piss yourself laughing:

http://tl.acurazine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=137138

^^^that one is fucking classic


Posted by igottaknow on May-27-2006 21:50:


Posted by aNYthing on May-27-2006 21:52:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow


umm... do my armpits smell??? or did u miss the point of the thread?


Posted by dallastar on May-27-2006 22:46:

^^^^^^

hahahhahahaha


Posted by Spacey Orange on May-27-2006 23:04:

Re: Please help me TA

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
So, I'm like been dating my gf for couple of month now and she's pretty hot. We are having mad fun but she's strange...

So, like, I have these friends they like want me like to go smoke weed with them this weekend. But like my GF, she's like all into X. she likes getting high and making out with random guys even tho I toled her to not do that shit. One time she like said she wants me to stick an iPod nano in her pu**y and fuck her with it. ??

So, anyway, we are gaoing to this party at dudes house and he is pretty cool DJ - he is like good as my favorite DJ Sammy but not as good as ATB, and chicks like dig' him... So, my bunch of stoner friends get high and start telling shit and one says that this guy is baning my girlfriend on the site. So, like now I'm all and want to piss her off!!! I talked to some dude and he says that like this dude (dj) is bi. So, should I like seduce him or smth to piss her off.?

I am so stoned. I'm going to whorehouse with my korean friends and like won't wear a condom and than bang her! So, should I like try some X and then take heroin and kill myself? Oh TA people stop me from this maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadnesssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELP!!

p.s. I like kittens.


your girlfriend really has it coming so you should probably kill her.


Posted by kadomony on May-27-2006 23:16:

on which site did your girlfriend get banned?


Posted by Ygrene on May-28-2006 00:08:

Wafflemayo.



No, you don't get caps.


Posted by Ygrene on May-28-2006 00:10:

quote:
Originally posted by D-res

ygrene, a nuking is in order




Ooo, ooo!! I just saw this!












































































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