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The TA Big Brother House
Highlights for Day 1 in the TA.BB House:
- The TA's tentatively introduce themselves to each other
- PKC stands in the corner, his paranoid eyes dart from housemate to housemate while thinking: "who are these people and why are they staring so hungrily at my mother?"
- MissyM collapses onto the floor and begins to convulse in a random fit of laughter while saliva froths from her mouth.
- Begic and Bateman hold down MissyM's arms while tathi inserts his spoon into her mouth (to prevent the Epileptic from biting off her tongue of course)
- While tathi is spooning MissyM, Begic and Batemans eyes lock, the surreptitious glance conveys more than words ever could. It was love at first sight.
Highlights for Day 2 in the TA.BB House:
- A shreik of despair rouses the slumbersome housemates. They run to the source of the desperate cries to find Tachyons contorted body sprawled on the floor wimpering "who stole the bikkies from the cookie jar?!"
- "Tonydanza stole the bikkies from the cookie jar!" PKC claims.
- "Who me? Bullfuckingshit, you be only sayin' it cus 'm Arab" Tonydanza retorts.
- The housemates examine Tonydanzas eyes - the only part of his body that's not concealed by his Hajib (Currently all the rage in Irans female clothing department)
- "The pupils reveal nothing! Someone must have hidden the bikkies!" Soups cries out
- "HIS A WITCH, BURN HIM! HAHAHAH! HAHAHAH! FIRE IS PRETTY! HAHA!" MissyM blurts out to which the housemates (now accustomed to her random bouts of Tourette's) promptly ignored.
Highlights for Day 3 in the TA.BB House:
- In the early hours of the morning Sezzy wakes to the sight of a dead gerbil on her pillow, she bursts into a fit of rage and pulls out a six inch bone saw elaborately carved from the chicken drumstick scraps leftover from last nights dinner
- She grabs Tonydanza from behind holding the bonesaw to his throat demanding an explanation, Tonydanza contests his innocence but it falls on deaf ears
- Big Brother Narzisms' voice booms over the PA system "How dare you break my rules! You have two days to find out who smuggled the Gerbil into the house or I will flood the place with deadly gas that will kill you all! Mwahahahahahhaah!"
- The housemates interrogate tathi (no stranger to strange fetishes) "What happens to one that shelves a Gerbil?"
- "Uncontrollable fits of laughter as it tickles your insides.....or so i've heard"
what happens next in the TA.BB house?
Lol
Seriously, you have got some serious issues.
yuh, pretty much.
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| Originally posted by Paulie Seriously, you have got some serious issues. |
if you don't like it don't post 
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| Originally posted by Paulie Seriously, you have got some serious issues. |
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| Originally posted by MiSSyM hahahahahah YES he is the real one obsessed with gerbils, + TATHI you got it all wrong, coz day 1-MISSYM UNLEASHES HER GRENADES & ONE BY ONE THE REST OF THE TA'S PERISH. the end. |
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| Originally posted by tathi ahh good ol' jaded paulie, just trying to inject some fun into these stale forums if you don't like it don't post /awaits PKC and Begics highlights |
lol, this is teh funny.
i'd say i got evicted on the 1st week! 
- pinkhelmet is rushed to hospital for nutritional issues after failing to move for 8 days having caught a glimpse of herself in the massive bathroom mirror.
- unknown to the other housemates tathi has become his secret identity, the phantom masturbator. jizz is turning up in peculiar places.
- everyone ignores begic coz after 5 days in the house he\'s run out of b-grade movie lines to quote
- except for scotty bateman who follows begic around like a lost puppy (with a hard on).
- despite his chronic masturbation tathi is up for more, so on a drunken evening he and pkc convince mandi to be put on the spit on national television. they bury it hard and fast whilst mandi cries out \'im ordinary!!!\'
- soups is fined several thousand dollars for smuggling in writing utensils and continually plugging the sounds of downunder, his website and his fetish for small boys.
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN - pinkhelmet is rushed to hospital for nutritional issues after failing to move for 8 days having caught a glimpse of herself in the massive bathroom mirror. |
this is farken gold!!!
I dont know if i can contain myself, im so attracted to begic but dont want to embarass myself on tv.... 
what to do... 
lie down in the suana, on the floor, there are no cameras hitting the floor of the sauna
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| Originally posted by PauLie_C lie down in the suana, on the floor, there are no cameras hitting the floor of the sauna |
-and a new political party filled by the socially conscious has started. calling themselves \'the renegades\' they are inspired by james\' unapologetic attacks on the howard government as well as tathi\'s backdoor.
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| Originally posted by batemanscott is that why strangis giggles like a bitch when u invite him in each time? |
- enter philby and simon, the two wannabe jew couple. while they're not sitting by the sauna talking about how elite they are that they listen to psy trance, they're jerking off over pictures of john 00 fleming
- Renegades new political party promises sex with underage girls and free train tickets for all! Vote 1 Renegade!
- unknown to tathi, his alter ego The Phantom Masturbator has taken charge of dinner duties cooking the housemates an assortment of creamy treats
- To pay back the several thousand dollar fine, Soups struts around the house in his underwear emblazoning his taut guns (the product of many hours of hard work in the tool shed) to catch the eye of potential customers
- After Begic doesn't return Batemans advances, he solicits Soups for sex. Soups is outraged that Bateman is only willing to pay $4.
- In a goon inspired stupor Charlee declares her love to Tasmanias biggest (and only) trance DJ, "DJ PKC".
- DJ PKC lets her down gently "i could never have sex with someone who isn't related to me by blood" he says
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| Originally posted by Aesthetic - enter philby and simon, the two wannabe jew couple. while they're not sitting by the sauna talking about how elite they are that they listen to psy trance, they're jerking off over pictures of john 00 fleming |
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| Originally posted by Aesthetic - enter philby and simon, the two wannabe jew couple. while they're not sitting by the sauna talking about how elite they are that they listen to psy trance, they're jerking off over pictures of john 00 fleming |
Iron Tom Kidd
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
you'll always be number 1 to me cheffy.
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| Originally posted by batemanscott dont worry dave, im sure we will still be the publics favourite cpl. |
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| Originally posted by tathi - Renegades new political party promises sex with underage girls and free train tickets for all! Vote 1 Renegade! - unknown to tathi, his alter ego The Phantom Masturbator has taken charge of dinner duties cooking the housemates an assortment of creamy treats - To pay back the several thousand dollar fine, Soups struts around the house in his underwear emblazoning his taut guns (the product of many hours of hard work in the tool shed) to catch the eye of potential customers - After Begic doesn't return Batemans advances, he solicits Soups for sex. Soups is outraged that Bateman is only willing to pay $4. - In a goon inspired stupor Charlee declares her love to Tasmanias biggest (and only) trance DJ, "DJ PKC". - DJ PKC lets her down gently "i could never have sex with someone who isn't related to me by blood" he says |
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