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Posted by Nell on Jun-22-2006 01:56:

Expensive Toilet Paper

I really dont see the point.

I use the supermarkets economy range and i find it more than sufficient, afterall im wiping my arse with it momentarily before flushing it away, what more do you want!? tbh, i'd use yesterdays newspaper if i didnt run the risk of getting the headlines temporarily tattoed on my ring piece.

These super deluxe, triple ply, pretty pattern, 'softer to the skin' rolls are pointless extras. As long as the cheap stuff doesnt tear and it gets any remaining poop off my backside i couldnt care less about anything else.

i paid 40p for 4 rolls, and i could see stuff going up to �3+ for the same ammount. Mental.

whats everyone elses take on bog roll?

Posted by LeopoldStotch on Jun-22-2006 01:59:

yeah . do you really need 2-ply toilet paper ?

Posted by jonSun on Jun-22-2006 02:01:

When u wake up in the morning after a night of drinkin & eating tacos b4 bed the soft stuff is nice.

Posted by Yan on Jun-22-2006 02:06:

What's a p?

Posted by aquila on Jun-22-2006 02:17:

No way, soft paper ftw! When you're as regular as me you'll appreciate the importance of a moisturised ring.

Posted by magikb on Jun-22-2006 02:22:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
When u wake up in the morning after a night of drinkin & eating tacos b4 bed the soft stuff is nice.

LOL

Have you ever walked into an office or bathroom in the mall where they have that paper-like shit for toilet paper? I am sorry but I generally don't want to be using that kind of toilet paper.
Other than that I would say I am happy with 2-ply for sure. That is soft enough for me.

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jun-22-2006 02:27:

i wipe my ass with t shirts how's that for expensive.

Posted by _Nut_ on Jun-22-2006 02:29:

sams club packaging.

45 rolls for 16 bucks. Lasts for fucking ever.

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-22-2006 02:34:

i'm a creature of comfort

Posted by Nell on Jun-22-2006 02:34:

quote:
Originally posted by _Nut_
sams club packaging.

45 rolls for 16 bucks. Lasts for fucking ever.

so your the little shit who goes round TP'ing houses i bet!

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-22-2006 02:37:

Sand paper for a bleeding anus ftw!

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-22-2006 02:41:

quote:
Originally posted by magikb
shit for toilet paper

Well that defeats the purpose.

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-22-2006 02:42:

the worst stuff is public bathroom tp. its thinner than the ozone. in the end you use the same amount you just have to work harder and pull more off.

Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Jun-22-2006 02:49:

but it's supposed to be comfy!

but yeah i see your point...

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-22-2006 02:50:

You know how when people have runny noses and they stuff their nose with tissue; well, I do the same with my bum.

yay I just invented the Bum Tampoon

Posted by kadomony on Jun-22-2006 02:58:

my paper needs to have a bit of grit to it

scotts single ply ftw

Posted by DjConfessions on Jun-22-2006 03:03:

in mexico we usually use the toilet paper to clean off the hand that we wiped our ass with

Posted by RapidFire on Jun-22-2006 05:13:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
i wipe my ass with t shirts how's that for expensive.

try dollar bills. boh!

Posted by Yan on Jun-22-2006 05:14:

quote:
Originally posted by RapidFire
try dollar bills. boh!

Gold bars > *

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jun-22-2006 05:15:

quote:
Originally posted by RapidFire
try dollar bills. boh!

my tshirts are all 75$ abercrobie shirts.
pwned

Posted by RapidFire on Jun-22-2006 05:16:

I wipe 76 times per dump. boh!

Posted by EriK_V on Jun-22-2006 05:19:

i only bring out the good stuff on special occasions, or when i'm feeling down and need a pick-me-up.

BOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jun-22-2006 05:22:

Theres a point where the advantage/cost gets a little ridiculous.

The cheap stuff is too John Wayne, the expensive stuff theres not mcuh point. In the middle is the stuff thats both comfortable and price effective.

Posted by PhaseFour on Jun-22-2006 06:01:

do french ppl really use bidets?

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-22-2006 06:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
You know how when people have runny noses and they stuff their nose with tissue; well, I do the same with my bum.

yay I just invented the Bum Tampoon

Never saw Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back?

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