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Posted by Vivid Boy on Nov-11-2006 16:33:

whast better then sex?

ill tell u.

i dont think i will ever have these feeling again but for the second it was complete bliss in some odd way.

bloated stomach.
urge to shit.
run to washroom.
sit on pooper.
simultaneously burp shit and sneeze all at the same time. my stomach deflated in less then 1 second and i felt like i had died and gone to heaven. seriously. something abt all three of those actions together, felt like i just emptied my body of every toxin in the world. and the sound sounded like i just exorcised a demon or like pearl harbour...incredible

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-11-2006 16:36:

I totally believe you. All of those things alone are satisfying enough...I imagine doing them all at the same time would be veryy naaiice.

Posted by bas on Nov-11-2006 16:36:

Neat.

/Sunsnail

Posted by Psy-T on Nov-11-2006 16:39:

music > * (including sex, and the triple release described above)

Posted by Ygrene on Nov-11-2006 16:39:

Ahh yes, the whole is greater than the sum of it's parts.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Nov-11-2006 16:41:

add a night of heavy drinking and mini wheats and a glass of raspberry lemonade in the morning. my stomach was BLOATED. just to get the idea. it was incredible. i think i orgasmed a lil bit on the toilette. my asshole was moister then when i eregulalry take a poop

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-11-2006 16:45:

I just called my boyfriend a stupid fuck, and he said "I'll stupid fuck you in the ass."

Posted by Vivid Boy on Nov-11-2006 16:46:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I just called my boyfriend a stupid fuck, and he said "I'll stupid fuck you in the ass."

now thats a man

edit: i cant findmy wallet and its driving me bannana sandwhich

Posted by Ygrene on Nov-11-2006 16:46:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I just called my boyfriend a stupid fuck, and he said "I'll stupid fuck you in the ass."

"I'll stupid shit on your weiner."

*awaits response*

Posted by Vivid Boy on Nov-11-2006 16:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
"I'll stupid shit on your weiner."

*awaits response*

uve beeen awaiting for a whiel its prolly driving u banana sandwhich

Posted by Psy-T on Nov-11-2006 16:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
"I'll stupid shit on your weiner."

*awaits response*

weinerschnitzel does not deserve this kind of treatment!

Posted by Sunsnail on Nov-11-2006 17:19:

Neat
/Sunsnail
/dj_bas

Posted by washout on Nov-11-2006 17:32:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I just called my boyfriend a stupid fuck, and he said "I'll stupid fuck you in the ass."

souns like shit i say.

Posted by monishb on Nov-11-2006 19:18:

Re: whast better then sex?

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy

simultaneously burp shit and sneeze all at the same time. my stomach deflated in less then 1 second and i felt like i had died and gone to heaven. seriously. something abt all three of those actions together, felt like i just emptied my body of every toxin in the world. and the sound sounded like i just exorcised a demon or like pearl harbour...incredible

incredibley said!

Posted by AnLyGi on Nov-11-2006 19:34:

A 216 meter bunjee jump from bloukrans bridge in South Africa. Now thats a feeling.............

Posted by Vivid Boy on Nov-11-2006 20:10:

quote:
Originally posted by AnLyGi
A 216 meter bunjee jump from bloukrans bridge in South Africa. Now thats a feeling.............

while burpin shittin and sneezin simulatenously

Posted by RandomGirl on Nov-11-2006 20:11:

Some kinds of chocolate at certain times of the month.

Hell yes.

Posted by LiGHT78 on Nov-11-2006 20:16:

Once I sneezed while I was taking a piss. Ohhh the chaos.

Posted by Trazedict on Nov-11-2006 20:30:

I think taking a shit like that while getting a blowjob would take the cake.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-11-2006 21:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Trazedict
I think taking a shit like that while getting a blowjob would take the cake.

That's called a blumpkin.

Posted by aquila on Nov-11-2006 22:03:

next time, light a match

Posted by Danny Ocean on Nov-11-2006 22:46:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
That's called a blumpkin.

youve done it?

Posted by PhaseFour on Nov-11-2006 22:46:

sex w/ fried chicken

Posted by ASFSE on Nov-12-2006 00:23:

sex after dinner...LOL... anyone get it?

Posted by iammesol on Nov-12-2006 00:45:

quote:
Originally posted by ASFSE
sex after dinner...LOL... anyone get it?

no

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