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News: Soy "is making kids gay"

This is some of the funniest shit I've read in a good while.

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

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The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.

NO ESCAPE!

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If you're a grownup, you're already developed, and you're able to fight off some of the damaging effects of soy. Babies aren't so fortunate. Research is now showing that when you feed your baby soy formula, you're giving him or her the equivalent of five birth control pills a day. A baby's endocrine system just can't cope with that kind of massive assault, so some damage is inevitable. At the extreme, the damage can be fatal. Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

This guy really ought to be a comedian.

That guy needs to get slapped in the face by a large penis several times.

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Originally posted by Clovis That guy needs to get slapped in the face by a large penis several times.

and i'm sure you wouldn't mind doing it... did you eat a lot of soy as a kid?

lol i read that as sony 'is making kids gay'

still funny as fuck though

well...that explains a lot

haha, I read this exact article a few days ago. The man made me really mad because he is so fucking idiotic.

The day after I read it, I went out and bought a carton of Silk out of spite. Whaddaya know, I'm not gay yet. Well, not any more than I was before, at least.

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Originally posted by Aristronica and i'm sure you wouldn't mind doing it... did you eat a lot of soy as a kid?

Obviously not, being hung like a horse and all.


I found the related poll even more amusing:

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What do you think about eating soy? It's a great source of protein My partner 'Bruce' and I love it FDA says soy is fine, and I trust the federal government I don't like the fact it's used as an additive in so many foods Where did soy mania come from? When I was a kid, I never heard of it Rutz is starting to convince me of its dangers with scientific eidence It has unpublicized dangers, but homosexuality is not among them Jim Rutz is eating too much red meat and it's constricting his brain cells I don't eat soy. End of story Other

this is NSFW... think of the kids reading!

is soy always perceived by [insert group here] to mean soy milk? if so, why?

when i hear soy, the first thing that comes to mind is soy sauce, a very salty sauce present in a great many of the dishes i cook.

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Originally posted by Clovis I found the related poll even more amusing:

So I guess for those of us who are lactose intolerant are destined for a life of homosexuality. No wonder Asian guys are so emotionally sensitive.

Is asian soy sauce included?

That entire "news" site reads like an arm of the white house press machine.

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Originally posted by TweeK Is asian soy sauce included?

Why dont you read the article, you might find out.

i now have heard it all

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Originally posted by TweeK Is asian soy sauce included?

Of course! [insert obligatory joke about asian men and penis size]

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Originally posted by TweeK Is asian soy sauce included?

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P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.

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Originally posted by Scottaculous

lol that guy is such a tool. Why do these people get to spread their retarded ideas to the world.

It reminds me of that Colbert episode where he figures out that Orange Juice makes you gay from the minute maid commercials...

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Originally posted by Clovis lol that guy is such a tool. Why do these people get to spread their retarded ideas to the world.

Channeling hatred is a multi-billion dollar industry because it takes people's unfounded suspicions and validates them. People like to feel like they are a part of something, I guess.

It's not like I am a diehard liberal anything, but conservative ideas and most often people are really just absolute shit.

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Originally posted by Clovis Why dont you read the article, you might find out.

Fuck that, i keep it real.

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Originally posted by Arbiter Of course! [insert obligatory joke about asian men and penis size]

Bwhahaa. Thats why i was asking.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Channeling hatred is a multi-billion dollar industry because it takes people's unfounded suspicions and validates them. People like to feel like they are a part of something, I guess. It's not like I am a diehard liberal anything, but conservative ideas and most often people are really just absolute shit.

I hate the opposite liberal side almost as much, the difference being that at least most of the time they aren't pushing absolute backwards BS ideas from the middle ages.

Its like...fuck...get over the whole homophobia thing already...we're going on 2007.

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Originally posted by Psy-T is soy always perceived by [insert group here] to mean soy milk? if so, why? when i hear soy, the first thing that comes to mind is soy sauce, a very salty sauce present in a great many of the dishes i cook.

Soy milk is very common in the US and there's even advertisements for the various brands.


The brands over there make real good soy milk. ouppppps does this make me gayzorz?

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Originally posted by Clovis I hate the opposite liberal side almost as much, the difference being that at least most of the time they aren't pushing absolute backwards BS ideas from the middle ages. Its like...fuck...get over the whole homophobia thing already...we're going on 2007.

Nooooo shit

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Originally posted by jdat The brands over there make real good soy milk. ouppppps does this make me gayzorz?

No, but saying "oupppppps" does. PD!

Re: News: Soy "is making kids gay"

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Originally posted by Arbiter This guy really ought to be a comedian.

You'd almost be willing to bet someone in the Dairy Industry paid a certain Mr Rutz some money.
Kind of like how the whole Atkin's conspiracy (the guy who did the low carb, high protein diet thing) about him dying from heart failure/obesity, when all he did was slip over and hit his head, that was all started by some weird Vegetarian group with links to PETA

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