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Some more good Monday reading..

So I�m at the beach yesterday with that couple (see alcohol/3some thread lol) and also with my ex and his girlfriend (not GIRLFRIEND, girlfriend, but a girl who is a friend and used to work with him�I�m actually friends with her too).

We�re all chillin, pigging out on fruit and sushi that I brought and there is all this noise coming from like 10 feet away. We look over and there was this really tall, trashy looking white girl who was clearly wasted and being loud. She was standing up in front of her little crew of friends, being really loud and obnoxious�wanting everyone to look at her. I�m sure all of you have seen this at some point in your lives at the beach. The chick or dude who insists on STANDING in front of his friends, as if they�re an audience and so is the rest of the beach. Lol

So all of a sudden out of nowhere they start picking on this poor old man who was there with one of those goofy metal detectors where you look for stuff under the sand with. The friend of the one standing up goes up to him and is like, �hahaha excuse me! BOOP! Hahahah� like she was making a loud beeping noise, to fuck with him and act like he found something. To be honest, it was rather funny, but I mean, funny if u just keep that among your friends, and don�t actually walk up to the guy and do it. We all sort of laughed in shock and I was like, �lol oh my god, did she just actually do that?� and we all sort of laughed, but admitted that it was fucked up because the guy was like 80 years old.

So as if that wasn�t enough, the trashy one runs up the beach after him (his back is to her) and she turns around, to get approval from her friends and then throws something at him, but she misses. She comes running back to her friends like, �HAHAHAHAA� and they�re all laughing. It was so fucked up and I was really tempted to go up to her and be like, �I know u probably think you�re really cool right now, but you�re actually a pathetic, trashy, attention whore and everyone thinks you�re obnoxious right now� lol

She probably would have swung at me and then her slutty friends would have jumped in. As she came back to her friends, laughing, I decided to laugh really loud and imitate her and I was like, �OH MY GOD U GUYS! HILAAAARIOUS!� and my friends are like, �Jamie stop!� and I was like, �no screw her, I�m gonna go say something� . My ex�s friend literally grabbed my arm and yanked me down and she was like, �Listen, if you go over there, then that means I gotta get in a fight today, and I really just wanted to chill at the beach� my other girlfriend agreed and so I said, �fine�. At least the old man was out of sight by that point and they weren�t picking on him any more, just continuing being loud and obnoxious.

We ended up leaving like 10 minutes later because it was crappy out and because I was getting so annoyed that this bitch was ruining everyone�s day because you could tell everyone around her was staring at her, wanting to throw something at her. I looked at the dude sitting close to us, who was also watching her and I was like, �I wish I had a bee bee gun now� and he started cracking up.

What a stupid bitch. She really deserved to get her ass beat in front of everyone...give her the attention she wants so badly. haha

meet me at the beach... it's going dddaaaaauuuuunnnnnn.

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...give her the attention she wants so badly. haha

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Originally posted by Aristronica meet me at the beach... it's going dddaaaaauuuuunnnnnn.

BEAT A BITCH JAMIE!


So she was trying to be center of attention? Was it Echos?

should of pulled her pants down and punched her snatch!

cooter-punch!

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ should of pulled her pants down and punched her snatch! cooter-punch!

reminded me of this:
http://cooterpunch.ytmnd.com/

summarize plz

How small was this beach that you couldn't pick up your towels and move down a ways instead of letting her ruin your day and leaving?

Regardless. Once your day is ruined, it's ruined.

You still have it your head the annoying little pipsqueaks voice so you'll always be hearing it even if you're on the other side of the damn beach. It's better to up and leave than to deal with that crap.

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.}

Hey I was fully aware of the fact that I�d be doing the same thing, however, it was a sacrifice I was willing to make in order to stick up for an 80 year old man who was minding his own business and got picked on by some stupid whore for no reason.

I was in a club on Sunday night and inadvertently knocked into a girl. I of course apologised, and turned back round to get back to business on cutting some serious shapes. All of a sudden some fucking gorilla, obviously wanting to look hard in front of his friend and girlfriend, grabs me from behind and tells me to be more careful. Not wanting any trouble I admit fault and repeat my apology for a second time.

As I turn back round this time, one of my mates wants to know what happened. I told him. "I'll go smack him in the head for you if you want mate." "Haha, yea alright" I replied, in a sarcastic and rather jestful and jolly manner - and again continue to cut some shapes. I have a groove going here, and I have just had it interrupted twice. This is serious business. A couple of seconds later I feel something brush very quickly past my arm. I turn around and this ugly gorilla is spanked out cold on the floor. What the fuck? I look to the left and see the gorilla's mate running through the crowd to escape from my mate. You've got to laugh I suppose. I fucking HATE meatheads.

This didn't ruin my night. In fact, it made it better. You should have done the same. You live and learn though.

good stuff.. should have been like go back to your trailer

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Originally posted by david.michael How small was this beach that you couldn't pick up your towels and move down a ways instead of letting her ruin your day and leaving?

no it was actually really windy and crappy out and cold...it was nice when we were on our way there, and then it went to shit. so it was a combination of those 2 reasons.

if it was nice out, then yea, we would have just moved.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike I was in a club on Sunday night and inadvertently knocked into a girl. I of course apologised, and turned back round to get back to business on cutting some serious shapes. All of a sudden some fucking gorilla, obviously wanting to look hard in front of his friend and girlfriend, grabs me from behind and tells me to be more careful. Not wanting any trouble I admit fault and repeat my apology for a second time. As I turn back round this time, one of my mates wants to know what happened. I told him. "I'll go smack him in the head for you if you want mate." "Haha, yea alright" I replied, in a sarcastic and rather jestful and jolly manner - and again continue to cut some shapes. I have a groove going here, and I have just had it interrupted twice. This is serious business. A couple of seconds later I feel something brush very quickly past my arm. I turn around and this ugly gorilla is spanked out cold on the floor. What the fuck? I look to the left and see the gorilla's mate running through the crowd to escape from my mate. You've got to laugh I suppose. I fucking HATE meatheads. This didn't ruin my night. In fact, it made it better. You should have done the same. You live and learn though.

Haha, this story is much better than the almost-threesome story. At least this one had an agreeable climax.

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Originally posted by Slylee no it was actually really windy and crappy out and cold...it was nice when we were on our way there, and then it went to shit. so it was a combination of those 2 reasons. if it was nice out, then yea, we would have just moved.

cold + beach = suck

shoulda piped her in the head then stood over her and said

BROOKLYN BITCH WADDUP NOW

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Originally posted by Frenchie pipsqueak

lol

every time i hear that word, I think people are going to start bare knuckle boxing like this

hahahaha


mikey's story owns mine...both of mine.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike cutting some serious shapes

with teh scissors and teh konstrukshun paper?

did you make a triangle or did you go baller with a trapezoid?

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Originally posted by Aristronica with teh scissors and teh konstrukshun paper? did you make a triangle or did you go baller with a trapezoid?

LOL

you just reminded me. i meant to ask mikey what that means when i posted, but i forgot.

wtf is that? dancing? hahahah

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Originally posted by kid nyce shoulda piped her in the head then stood over her and said BROOKLYN BITCH WADDUP NOW

word. lol

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Originally posted by Slylee LOL you just reminded me. i meant to ask mikey what that means when i posted, but i forgot. wtf is that? dancing? hahahah

maybe he was making a quilt

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Originally posted by Slylee LOL you just reminded me. i meant to ask mikey what that means when i posted, but i forgot. wtf is that? dancing? hahahah

Sounds like "tut"-ing

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Originally posted by Frenchie So she was trying to be center of attention? Was it Echos?

lol! Yes, it was me!

Jamie, you should be a writer.

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