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Posted by RandomGirl on Mar-12-2007 20:45:

The "I witnessed some crazy ****" story thread

OMG OMG OMG!!

So I go out with my BF last night to get bubble tea. We're sitting there playing cards, when suddenly some guy goes running behind me.

I turn around to see what the commotion is, and I see this guy with a wet substance all over his back... covering his coat.

I at first assumed the girl he was sitting with had dumped her drink all over him... and I was immediately excited to be a witness of pure, unbridled girl vs. boy drama. However, I quickly realized that the expressions on both of their faces were not that of anger, but more confusion.

The guy looked at his back... inspecting the wet goo that slimed all over his coat, and from his reaction of pure horror and disgust, it all suddenly made sense.

The guy running, the wet back... the disgusted look.

THE GUY JUST GOT PUKED ON!!!

The guy was running to the bathroom because he was about to vomit... on his way, he puked on some random guy in the tea shop.

HOLY SHIT!!

I felt so terrible for both of the guys... it was awful.

But I have to admit... I laughed.

Posted by Zoso on Mar-12-2007 20:47:

This makes me think of the Goonies and the fake puke story.

Posted by EarnYourKeep on Mar-12-2007 20:55:

was out drinking with some friends

went to NYC's Famous - Grays Papaya around 4:30am to get my 2 hotdogs and Papaya drink, get my hotdogs and i'm standing there by the ledge infront of the window eating my hotdog when I see a guy jump out of the car run up towards the window on the right of me and pipes some guy in the head. Runs back in the car and they drive off.

needless to say the guy was bleeding from his head, i took my hotdogs and started walking because I didn't want to be questioned or be a part of any of that...

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flame jacket on
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TAKE-IT-EASY, someone else was already on the phone with the police so don't give me none of that shit that I didn't want to help the dude out. He was getting sufficient help from other people so I didn't need to involve myself.

Posted by Ygrene on Mar-12-2007 20:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Zoso
This makes me think of the Goonies and the fake puke story.

In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...

Posted by Zoso on Mar-12-2007 20:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...

Posted by Ygrene on Mar-12-2007 20:59:

I was at a stop sign once with two cars ahead of me. The car directly ahead of me honks at the front car, wanting him to go. Driver of the front car gets out of his car - pretty quickly - walks back to the other car - whose window is down - and just spits right in the dudes face and gives him the finger and then quickly goes back to his car and drives off. POWNED.

Posted by chris harrington on Mar-12-2007 21:03:

Posted by pmoisse on Mar-12-2007 22:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I was at a stop sign once with two cars ahead of me. The car directly ahead of me honks at the front car, wanting him to go. Driver of the front car gets out of his car - pretty quickly - walks back to the other car - whose window is down - and just spits right in the dudes face and gives him the finger and then quickly goes back to his car and drives off. POWNED.

I've done something similar.

I've had lit cigarette butts flipped into my car (Mazda Miata) when the roof has been down. On a few of these occasions (when I can easily find the butt) I've flicked the butt back into the offending car at the next stop.

I don't care if people smoke, but don't throw your shit in my fucking car.

i would do the same to coffee cup & burger wrapper throwers, except there's way fewer of these.

Posted by Boomer187 on Mar-12-2007 22:33:

quote:
Originally posted by kid nyce
was out drinking with some friends

went to NYC's Famous - Grays Papaya around 4:30am to get my 2 hotdogs and Papaya drink, get my hotdogs and i'm standing there by the ledge infront of the window eating my hotdog when I see a guy jump out of the car run up towards the window on the right of me and pipes some guy in the head. Runs back in the car and they drive off.

needless to say the guy was bleeding from his head, i took my hotdogs and started walking because I didn't want to be questioned or be a part of any of that...

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flame jacket on
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TAKE-IT-EASY, someone else was already on the phone with the police so don't give me none of that shit that I didn't want to help the dude out. He was getting sufficient help from other people so I didn't need to involve myself.

Mine is similar. I was at a local edm night at a small bar, just one bar tender and one security guy. well this drunk was kicked out and was arguing outside. The bar tender came out from the bar with a mag lite. The drunk came back in and starting slurring something to him, I couldn't understand him.

Well the mistake the drunk made was walking towards the barkeep with his hand behind his back. Thats a no-no. The bar tender mashed the dudes head with the mag lite knocking the guy senseless/down. I avoided the blood splatter by inches as I was right behind the drunk.

i needed pictar aid:

Posted by kadomony on Mar-12-2007 22:38:

WAY too much shit to remember.
mostly in nyc tho.

ummm just a couple days ago there was some bum who came out of a convenience store screaming SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! in an extremely loud raspy voice at random intervals. mind you, this was at 8am in the morning.

Posted by stren on Mar-12-2007 22:38:

this thing happened to you on a date ? Its a sign, you're boyfriends is gonna throw up on you during sex, only way to prevent it, is to dump him

(or take a dump on him)

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Mar-12-2007 22:47:

quote:
Originally posted by stren
this thing happened to you on a date ? Its a sign, you're boyfriends is gonna throw up on you during sex, only way to prevent it, is to dump him

(or take a dump on him)

lol.

But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Posted by bas on Mar-12-2007 22:54:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
WAY too much shit to remember.
mostly in nyc tho.

ummm just a couple days ago there was some bum who came out of a convenience store screaming SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! in an extremely loud raspy voice at random intervals. mind you, this was at 8am in the morning.

Not 8am in the evening? Thank god that would have been REALLY weird!

I was driving down this really windy freeway one night after work and this guy in a Camero came barreling down at easily 100 mph+. One weird curve and he swerved and hit the wall. But the thing with this freeway is that the walls aren't very big, and it borders the LA river...which is pretty much non-existant. So he hit the wall, flipped upside down, and plummeted a good 40-50 feet into an empty cement ravine.

Posted by Sushipunk on Mar-12-2007 22:57:

Lol.

I was in my friends car, and we were stuck in a traffic jam going over Victoria bridge heading into the city. 2 cars behind us is one of those retardedly annoying people that, even though there is no chance of it helping, she insists on blasting her horn every 5 seconds. The guy in the car directly behind us gets out and I assume asks her to stop.

She does, but only for maybe a minute, then starts up again. The guy behind us calmly gets out, walks up to here car, reaches in, grabs her keys, and throws them into the river below.

Holy fuck it was funny

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Mar-12-2007 23:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Lol.

I was in my friends car, and we were stuck in a traffic jam going over Victoria bridge heading into the city. 2 cars behind us is one of those retardedly annoying people that, even though there is no chance of it helping, she insists on blasting her horn every 5 seconds. The guy in the car directly behind us gets out and I assume asks her to stop.

She does, but only for maybe a minute, then starts up again. The guy behind us calmly gets out, walks up to here car, reaches in, grabs her keys, and throws them into the river below.

Holy fuck it was funny

Holy crap!

Posted by idoru on Mar-12-2007 23:09:

Posted by igottaknow on Mar-12-2007 23:14:

Re: The "I witnessed some crazy ****" story thread

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
The guy running, the wet back... the disgusted look.
i had no idea they were trying to sneak into your country too. so did the border patrol catch him?

Posted by trunks1022 on Mar-13-2007 00:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
lol.

But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Posted by Lilith on Mar-13-2007 01:10:

Some poor passed out drunk guy at a party who's 'mates' decided to shave his eyebrows off and after getting away with that put his hand in a bowl of lukewarm water.
That actually works.

Posted by Omega_M on Mar-13-2007 01:19:

Posted by bas on Mar-13-2007 01:21:

Wow. It's from Goonies boys

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Mar-13-2007 01:23:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
Wow. It's from Goonies boys

Thank goodness someone knows it. I was really worried about humanity for awhile there.

For you n00bs:

Posted by igottaknow on Mar-13-2007 01:27:

[youtube] video of porn star puking on guy's dick while giving a bj [/youtube]

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Mar-13-2007 01:27:

witnessed crazy shit = vomit?
lol

(imagine if you'd seen this shit)
(btw, the video is down, lololOLoLOLOLolOLOL)
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...d/t-372134.html

but anyways, everyone at the club. and then the video focuses on a guy who has a stab wound on his head, but he's just standing there and the blood pours all over his face and onto his shirt. it's even dripping off his elbow onto the floor. he's even laughing. and then kicked out

quote:
colonelcrisp
the dudes face was hagning off

and of course, the internet is glorious:
2 year old being raped, tortured.
suicides
decapitations
scalping
strapping explosives to neck
autopsies (lol, video.google.com)
auto accidents
saw my first elevator accident last night

as for my own two eyes, nothing spectacular. saw my girlfriends body. more dead bodies at morgue.
elementary school saw a younger girl get hit by a car (he leg went inverted, not too bad)

Posted by Ygrene on Mar-13-2007 01:56:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
Not 8am in the evening? Thank god that would have been REALLY weird!

I was driving down this really windy freeway one night after work and this guy in a Camero came barreling down at easily 100 mph+. One weird curve and he swerved and hit the wall. But the thing with this freeway is that the walls aren't very big, and it borders the LA river...which is pretty much non-existant. So he hit the wall, flipped upside down, and plummeted a good 40-50 feet into an empty cement ravine.

Repost.

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