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Posted by BTG on Mar-23-2007 03:32:

Not funny:

Cat walks into a bar

cat says "Hey man, can i get some catnip"

bartender "wtf you can't talk. you're a cat"

cat: ohh.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-23-2007 03:33:

I think it's brilliant.

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-23-2007 03:33:

So, you made this thread why?

Posted by dj spunk on Mar-23-2007 03:41:

I remember one time I learned to breathe with my A-hole. I was all happy running around and breathing with it. Then I got tired, sat down and sufocated.

Posted by jupiterone on Mar-23-2007 03:48:

That's racist

Posted by igottaknow on Mar-23-2007 03:48:

not as good as my cat thread and thats not saying much

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-23-2007 03:49:

HA, now that was chuckle worthy, and almost sig worthy.

Posted by PhaseFour on Mar-23-2007 03:49:

waste of bandwidth

Posted by Sushipunk on Mar-23-2007 04:27:

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Mar-23-2007 04:30:

that's pretty much the talking muffins in an oven joke
or the talking 240SXs in a garage joke
etc

Posted by infinity HiGH on Mar-23-2007 05:21:

2 muffins in an oven. 1 says to the other

"holy shit it's hot in here"

the other goes

"holy shit a talking muffin!"

Posted by mezzir on Mar-23-2007 05:41:

whats the saddest part about 3 black guys driving off a cliff in a cadillac?

they were my friends

Posted by CrazedOut on Mar-23-2007 05:44:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ this thead

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Mar-23-2007 06:14:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
whats the saddest part about 3 black guys driving off a cliff in a cadillac?

they were my friends

Heh, nice.

Posted by Lilith on Mar-23-2007 07:06:

This belongs here.

David Caruso one liners...

...it makes me want to burn down Miami

Posted by Sushipunk on Mar-23-2007 07:10:

Why did the little girl fall of the swings?

Because she had no arms.

Posted by guster on Mar-23-2007 07:22:

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.

hehehehehehe.

Posted by CONNERMAN2000 on Mar-23-2007 08:57:

I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit but it wouldnt matter.

-SW

Posted by guster on Mar-23-2007 09:19:

w00t! another steven wright fan!

Posted by Saka on Mar-23-2007 10:04:

quote:
Originally posted by infinity HiGH
2 muffins in an oven. 1 says to the other

"holy shit it's hot in here"

the other goes

"holy shit a talking muffin!"

I thought of the exact same joke!

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-23-2007 12:02:

Posted by kadomony on Mar-23-2007 13:33:

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Mar-23-2007 14:51:

what do you get with a dead baby in a blender??

...

..are dead baby jokes inappropriate for this thread?

Posted by gehzumteufel on Mar-23-2007 15:08:

why do black people only have nightmares?

because the last one that had a dream got shot!

Posted by l�cid on Mar-23-2007 17:10:

quote:
Originally posted by infinity HiGH
2 muffins in an oven. 1 says to the other

"holy shit it's hot in here"

the other goes

"holy shit a talking muffin!"

that's one of my favorite jokes.

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