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Overheard conversations in NYC :rofl:

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

So here I go doin' my thang, right, and I look up and this nigga here is eatin' a pickle... A pickle!

Who died? Anna? How!? Hahaha! Finally.

Sir, do not take a dump on the platform, sir. Sir, do not take a dump on the platform!

LOL, good stuff.

14-year-old girl to friend:... And then my daddy called me a ho! Fuck that nigga!

--Spofford Ave, Hunts Point

Overheard by: number seven

Father: Come on, hurry your ass up, nigga. I mean... Hurry up... son.

--50th & Broadway

Crazy man to old lady: You down with OPP? You down with OPP? You down with OPP? Because I just pooped.

Guy in stall, on cell: What am I doing? I'm dropping the kids off at the pool... What do you mean, what do I mean?... I'm taking a shit!... Hold on, I'll hold the phone by my ass so you can hear the turd splash.

Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!

--6 Train

Older man hugging younger man: Wassup, my nigga?
Younger man: Dad, cut it out. We're white.

--Leonard & Lafayette St

Ghetto chick on cell: I ain't never did it for free, but I guess I could... So I'll just do you and him in the same day... All I'm sayin', though -- there better be food... That's all I'm sayin'.

Airline representative: Paging La... La-gua-ti-ne Pu-ra-na-ma-te? Paging... Eh, I know I messed that one up. If your name rhymes with the one I just said or it sounds at all like yours, please come to the desk.

--LaGuardia

Overheard by: Delayed

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Originally posted by l�cid Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up! Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that! --6 Train

Brilliant

love it! thanks for the link....i always wonder "wtf" at some people's strange and loud convos in public...

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Jappy girl #1: So like, I couldn't believe what happened to Erica*, but like, I think she'll be ok. I mean, she's gonna marry some guy who went to Penn instead of some guy who went to Princeton, and she'll have a country house in South Hampton instead of like, East Hampton, but I think she'll be ok. Jappy girl #2: Oh yeah, I think she can handle it. Jappy girl #1: Poor thing. --The Dalton School

jesus wtf

Black woman: Move, nigga! Shit, if Kramer can say it...

--Whole Foods, Union Square

Overheard by: Jillian B.


i can't imagine that type of talk in whole foods lmao! i go there all the time, but i guess the one in ny is more lively...

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Chick: I really wish he'd lost his whole finger -- that's what he deserves.

--Whole Foods salad bar, Time Warner Center

Manic tourist lady #1: Oh wow, the front of the train. I've never been in FRONT before. Look! Haha! No driver!
Manic tourist lady #2: No driver? Seriously? Excuse me, sir? Who's driving this subway?

Local looks up from paper and looks around frantically.

Manic tourist #2: Wait, seriously? Oh my God, should we get off?
Manic tourist #1: Oh, calm down. He's just joking. We can't get off 'til Union Square.
Local: Ma'am, I swear to God that I'm not joking. Nobody's driving this train. I'm just as terrified as you are.
Manic tourist #2: Oh, whatever. He's one of those New York assholes we heard about. Ignore him.

--4 train, 59th St





i dont even care of half of these are made up. they're brilliant.

Conductor: If you see something, say something. If you see any unattended or suspicious packages, don't hesitate to tell someone. Just don't tell me, though.

something that happened not too long ago..

tourist : excuse me, where is the empire state building ?

me : 34th & 5th ave..

tourist : where is 34th & 5th ave ?

me : youre standing on it

me : points to the awning that reads "Empire State Building."

tourist :

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Originally posted by dj tek something that happened not too long ago.. tourist : excuse me, where is the empire state building ? me : 34th & 5th ave.. tourist : where is 34th & 5th ave ? me : youre standing on it me : points to the awning that reads "Empire State Building." tourist :

maybe the tourist just wanted to talk to you, lol

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Originally posted by dj tek something that happened not too long ago.. tourist : excuse me, where is the empire state building ? me : 34th & 5th ave.. tourist : where is 34th & 5th ave ? me : youre standing on it me : points to the awning that reads "Empire State Building." tourist :

you could walk right past it and never know unless you look up

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Originally posted by Trancealot you could walk right past it and never know unless you look up

you dont gotta look that high

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Originally posted by stren r

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Originally posted by dj tek you dont gotta look that high

n00blars!

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Originally posted by dj tek you dont gotta look that high

well played, but that could be mistaken for a restaurant called the
ESB...ok maybe not

"Woman on cell: Why does he always do that? He just stopped in the middle of the street, looked me straight in the eyes, and took a giant, steamy dump.

--5th St & Ave A"

honestly, wtf? i'mm thinking the first sentence HAS to be talking about someone else previously mentioned!

"Father: Look at this -- the bottle is sweating!
Six-year-old girl: It's condensation, Dad.

--Shea Stadium"

"Hobo #1: Bitches is crazy, crazy. Had no choice but to fuck that squirrel.
Hobo #2: Nooo, nooo.
Hobo #1: Yup, yup. That squirrel was worth five cents.
Hobo #2: Nooo, I'll tell you how much that squirrel was worth. $15.98.

--St. Johns Pl, Park Slope"

"Lady: It's freezing out. Is the weather cold like this in Korea? [Manicurist is silent.] Hello? Is it this cold in Korea? ... Does she speak English?
Manicurist: I'm Chinese.
Lady: Oh, well, I eat a lot of Chinese vegetables.

--Nail salon, Queens"

sooooooo ignorant....

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