TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- Chill Out Room
-- joke of the day # 1
Pages (2): [1] 2 »
joke of the day # 1
ok so a blonde chick and a burnette are going to start a farm with their life savings. they each have 100 dollars making 200 dollars....and the blonde is like how do we start a farm...the burnette goes I know we need to buy a farm animal. The blonde goes ok, how about a bull. and the burnette tells the blonde i'll go buy a bull and send you a telegram when im done so you can come get the bull. so the blonde agrees and the burnette sets out. she keeps finding bulls but none are in her price range. finally she finds the perfect bull and asks the farmer how much he goes 200 dollars she goes can i get a deal...and he goes ok, how about 199 dollars. she goes ok and buys the bull then goes i need to send a telegram to my friend so she can pick it up. he goes ok...it's 1 dollar. she starts to write down a message. and the farmer stops her and goes no 1 word is 1 dollar. she thinks real hard.....then goes send the word "comfortable" the farmer looks at her puzzled she goes jus send it my friend is blonde and reads slow "com-for-ta-ble".....
NSFW
XXX
Re: joke of the day # 1
| quote: |
| Originally posted by LoveHate ok so a blonde chick and a burnette are going to start a farm with their life savings. they each have 100 dollars making 200 dollars....and the blonde is like how do we start a farm...the burnette goes I know we need to buy a farm animal. The blonde goes ok, how about a bull. and the burnette tells the blonde i'll go buy a bull and send you a telegram when im done so you can come get the bull. so the blonde agrees and the burnette sets out. she keeps finding bulls but none are in her price range. finally she finds the perfect bull and asks the farmer how much he goes 200 dollars she goes can i get a deal...and he goes ok, how about 199 dollars. she goes ok and buys the bull then goes i need to send a telegram to my friend so she can pick it up. he goes ok...it's 1 dollar. she starts to write down a message. and the farmer stops her and goes no 1 word is 1 dollar. she thinks real hard.....then goes send the word "comfortable" the farmer looks at her puzzled she goes jus send it my friend is blonde and reads slow "com-for-ta-ble"..... |
winamp firew what?
ahahhahahhaNO
Just because none of us like it, does not mean you go and quote yourself. 
This would've been such an awesome setup for a porno. Such a waste. 
Re: Re: joke of the day # 1
| quote: |
| Originally posted by LoveHate good one homie |
Seriously...
What about :
oldar than intarweb
Re: Re: joke of the day # 1
| quote: |
| Originally posted by LoveHate good one homie |
Re: Re: Re: joke of the day # 1
| quote: |
| Originally posted by Ian you forgot to login to purple. |
That was poor.
i'll save this thread
| quote: |
| Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly." St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge." Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon." St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari." A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying. "What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?" Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board." |
haha
| quote: |
| Originally posted by BTG i'll save this thread |
I think this would be a good time for Ian's "C-C-C-COMBO BRAKER!"
| quote: |
| Originally posted by wotyzoid I think this would be a good time for Ian's "C-C-C-COMBO BRAKER!" |
| quote: |
| Originally posted by Ian Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
| quote: |
| Originally posted by wotyzoid your famous quote, you posted the other day, how can you forget??!!? |
when asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied: "The youth in Asia are just like the youth anywhere else."
Two horses walk into a bar. The US Air Force prematurely stops the joke by mistaking the bar for a terrorist cell. kaboom!
I'm sorry Ian, this quote was made famous by Yan:
| quote: |
| Is it too late for a c-c-c-combo breaker? |
| quote: |
| Originally posted by wotyzoid I'm sorry Ian, this quote was made famous by Yan: this post was taken from the "FAO:Life" thread. Sorry for getting you 2 confused ,once again, I'll go stand in the corner now. |
| quote: |
| Originally posted by Ian please, stay there until you feel great shame |
not until you're 18, you could get people arrested
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright © 2000-2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.