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Most disgusting world records
You wont find these on the Guinness World Record though!
Most Semen Swallowed: Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
Longest Pubes: Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her minge.
Most Cavernous Crotch: Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
Zit Popping: In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7 ft 1 inch.
Greatest Distance Attained for a jet of Semen: Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7 mph.
Longest Turd: The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
Most Prolonged Fart: Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
Worst Drink: The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghan tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
Most Offensive Cocktail: This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a '**** Pump'.
SOURCE HERE
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| Originally posted by wotyzoid .................EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!! |
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| Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix Most Offensive Cocktail: This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a '**** Pump'. SOURCE HERE |
"Most Cavernous Crotch: Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina."
No way I'd do that shit any good, yo. Maybe rub one side for her or something.
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| Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix Most Semen Swallowed: Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991. |
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| Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix Longest Turd: The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state. |
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| Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On You don't even know what half of those words mean. |
*****Longest Turd: The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.******
puhahahahahahahahahahaha...........oh god i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!! hahahhahhahaha
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| Originally posted by Zoso "Most Cavernous Crotch: Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina." No way I'd do that shit any good, yo. Maybe rub one side for her or something. |
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| Originally posted by changosanch More like throwing an Oscar Meyer weiner down a hallway. |
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| Originally posted by changosanch More like throwing an Oscar Meyer weiner down a hallway. |
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| Originally posted by changosanch More like throwing an Oscar Meyer weiner down a hallway. |
wasnt dat funny was it? O.o
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| Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On You don't even know what half of those words mean. |
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| Originally posted by idoru |
the zit one is disgusting
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| Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix Most Prolonged Fart: Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds. |
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| Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix Worst Drink: The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghan tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac. |
All I have to say is.....
Zit Popping: In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7 ft 1 inch.
My small home town, excellent. Beats generating the name of a sport does that.
interesting stuff...
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| Originally posted by Ondrayce I found this interesting in two ways: One, that she is not a japanese bukkake porn star, and two, that IMDB writes her in as being born in 1976, which would make her fifteen years old when she set the record. |
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What would you say to the nurse?
'you know how it goes, few rounds of beer and one thing leads to another'
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| Originally posted by washout how can u shit out a turn for 2 hours without cutting it ?? |
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