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Steven Neil burns the house down........
With Sheila gone for weeks I'm just waiting for the news.
I feel bad for the poor guy.......
we need a youtube diary
I couldnt figure out how to light the microwave,,so I just set fire to a sock and shut the door..Piece of shit..
haha. you aren't alone on the burning down the house part. I had a fire on some non-food item in the broiler pan (gas stove) last month. Firemen came and all 9 yards.
Now that's burning down the house.
Good luck with your sock lighting.
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| Originally posted by steven-neil I couldnt figure out how to light the microwave,,so I just set fire to a sock and shut the door..Piece of shit.. |
You'll be OK Steven, Meals On Wheels will come to the rescue.
MealsForSteven
Who Can Receive Meals On Wheels?
There are 4 basic requirements that need to be met in order to be considered for the Meal Program.
1. The person must be unable to cook because of a physical or psychological reason.
2. The person must live alone or have no help preparing meals during the day.
3. The person must be 60 years of age or older or be on a DEA or DHS Waiver program.
4. The person must be homebound and unable to get out on their own.
3 out of 4 aint bad...

Have steven cook some pasta.........
once had a smoke on my balcony and put a ciggie out in the plant because i didn't find the ashtray. at about 3am security rings my bell and asks me if the smoke is coming from my place. the whole time the plastic pot was melting and my living room, bedrooms and neighbors apartments were filled with smoke.
It was good seeing you last weekend
Hope to see you again this weekend 
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| Originally posted by steven-neil I couldnt figure out how to light the microwave,,so I just set fire to a sock and shut the door..Piece of shit.. |
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| Originally posted by zachias31 You'll be OK Steven, Meals On Wheels will come to the rescue. MealsForSteven Who Can Receive Meals On Wheels? There are 4 basic requirements that need to be met in order to be considered for the Meal Program. 1. The person must be unable to cook because of a physical or psychological reason. 2. The person must live alone or have no help preparing meals during the day. 3. The person must be 60 years of age or older or be on a DEA or DHS Waiver program. 4. The person must be homebound and unable to get out on their own. 3 out of 4 aint bad... |
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| Originally posted by euphoria Who needs meals? I mean come on, he has to save room for the BEER! |
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| Originally posted by steven-neil I ran out of beer on day two... |
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| Originally posted by vtec junkie We were discussing this last night....you guys don't have a big enough vehicle to load up on a week supply of beer.......shit you should call budweiser and explain the situation to them.....I'm sure they are losing money as we speak. |
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| Originally posted by steven-neil I'm staying off the beer until my next outing into NYC...I'm not gonna say where or when that is 'cos there are so many Narcs using these boards these days... |
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| Originally posted by vtec junkie right.....and I have a hammerhead shark in my fish tank |
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| Originally posted by steven-neil Really???...I'm thinking of getting meself a Jew...Just a little one.. |
Brain and Steve..always make my day reading this shit....just waiting for Mike to chime in.......
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| Originally posted by steven-neil I couldnt figure out how to light the microwave,,so I just set fire to a sock and shut the door..Piece of shit.. |
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| Originally posted by euphoria Who needs meals? I mean come on, he has to save room for the BEER! |
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| Originally posted by steven-neil Really???...I'm thinking of getting meself a Jew...Just a little one.. |
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| Originally posted by steven-neil I had had a dream about you last night..You were nasty and hurtful..You interviewed me because I invented the first fold away disposable night club..Long story short,,I ended up in a mental institution and you made it into a documentary... |
Did I steal the nightclub out of your pocket too?
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| Originally posted by euphoria Hahahaha that just made my day Did I steal the nightclub out of your pocket too? |
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| Originally posted by steven-neil Really???...I'm thinking of getting meself a Jew...Just a little one.. |


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| Originally posted by steven-neil Long story....Maybe you should interview me....I'm currently designing stuff whereby I can transform any location (be it inside or out)into a classy state of the art night club...This is reality.. However in my dream,, the collapsible club turned out to be a disaster..You were invited to the unveiling to publicise the occasion...Anyway the drums roll and I unveil the CC#1,,and you were totally like ""wtf,,it's just a tent Steven"...Even though I came to terms with the fact that the tent had been invented several decades prior I was devastated.. |
Give me a few weeks tho.
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Originally posted by Drew1127 |
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