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Posted by Trance Nutter on Nov-08-2007 10:34:

Mum hires Gorilla-gram for son, hilarity ensues.....

quote:

Stripper performs saucy show for schoolboys in booking mix-up

STRIPPER performed for a classroom full of teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream over her after a booking error by the teen's mum.
It is believed the mother thought she had booked a gorillagram to rush into her 16-year-old son�s classroom for a birthday surprise - but a stripper turned up instead.

The Daily Mail said the teenager's mother had told the teacher beforehand that a �birthday surprise� would walk in during the class and requested that it be filmed.

Instead of a gorilla, an adult performer showed up at Arnold High School in Nottingham dressed as a policewoman and spanked the boy 16 times in front of his classmates, the newspaper said.

She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the �stunned� teacher called an end to the act.

One student told the newspaper that the performance occurred in the middle of a drama class.

�The teacher suddenly announced: �Something is about to happen�,� the student said.

�Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper. She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn�t been doing his homework.�

The performer put on some music and had the teenager put a collar on her.

�No one could believe it,� the student said.

�Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times -one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.�

The newspaper quoted the student as saying that it was when the stripper pulled some cream out of her bag that the teacher took action.

�To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned, and when the cream came out she told the stripper: �That�s it. That�s enough�.�

The student said the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/...5006301,00.html

Thanks Mum!!

Posted by Lira on Nov-08-2007 10:52:

Posted by narcism on Nov-08-2007 11:05:

my msn wanky smile doesnt work in here

we all know why he ran out of the classroom

Posted by Sushipunk on Nov-08-2007 11:11:

Lol, that's classic.

Posted by 3F05Q on Nov-08-2007 11:43:

It took THAT long for the teacher to take action?

I'm moving!

Posted by Lilith on Nov-08-2007 11:46:

quote:
Originally posted by 3F05Q
It took THAT long for the teacher to take action?

haha, that's what I was thinking as well.
"mmmboobies..."
"Oh crap! I'm a teacher... in school!"

Posted by 3F05Q on Nov-08-2007 11:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
"mmmboobies..."
"Oh crap! I'm a teacher... in school!"

Posted by THE_Chris on Nov-08-2007 11:59:

Thats fantastic, that kid will be envy of everyone now

Posted by Lira on Nov-08-2007 12:00:

Wait,

So there's a classroom full of 15-16 year olds, a stripper comes in, and no one took pictures!? What the hell are mobile phones for?!

Kids these days

Posted by Fledz on Nov-08-2007 12:43:

Wasn't someone meant to be taping this? Get it on youtube!

Posted by gehzumteufel on Nov-08-2007 17:16:

thats good. why cant this happen more often?

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-08-2007 17:49:

If schools in Australia are much like they are in the US, the boy and the teacher probably had an ongoing sexual relationship and the stripper was, in fact, arranged for by the teacher as a sort of "happy birthday, honey" present.

Yeah, we're a bit fucked, but never in the way we should be.

Posted by The Drow on Nov-08-2007 17:53:

Fucking A
A birthday to remember forever

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-08-2007 17:58:

quote:
Originally posted by The Drow
A birthday to remember forever

When I was 14, my mom bought a carton of chocolates for me on my birthday with the intention that I would share it with my friends (I wasn't an obese kid, she only did this once). She failed to notice that they were, in fact, filled with Cognac. I guess the writing was in French? She speaks French anyways, so she's really got no excuse.

Well, my friends and I tried them at school and found them much to our liking. So we slurped all the cognac out of them and got ever so slightly fucked that day. Was sorta funny.

Also, Jesus, I miss my 14 year old body where I could actually get buzzed off of small amounts of liquor.

Posted by Ian on Nov-08-2007 19:01:

Is it Aus Ben or England? There's an Arnold in Nottingham here, going through it next week as it happens but late at night.

Posted by narcism on Nov-08-2007 19:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Wait,

So there's a classroom full of 15-16 year olds, a stripper comes in, and no one took pictures!? What the hell are mobile phones for?!

Kids these days

my school had banned mobile phones and if you had one the co-ordinator would lock it in his office until school was finished

Posted by Cloudburst on Nov-08-2007 19:04:

lol

Posted by bas on Nov-08-2007 20:29:

I bet everyone wants to throw him a birthday party now. He's the most popular kid in school!

Posted by The Drow on Nov-09-2007 09:39:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
I bet everyone wants to throw him a birthday party now. He's the most popular kid in school!

Or the most laughed about kid.
Poor guy

Posted by zoogla on Nov-09-2007 20:48:

wow is the COR too far advanced for the customary, "pics or stfu"?

Posted by bas on Nov-09-2007 21:11:

quote:
Originally posted by The Drow
Or the most laughed about kid.
Poor guy

Poor guy?! Some hot stripper just came to his class and gave him a lap dance. Pimp imo.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-09-2007 21:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Jesus, I miss my 14 year old body

Sick fuck.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-09-2007 21:24:

It started to stink up the basement too much. I miss him so.

Farewell, Marcel...

Posted by Lira on Nov-09-2007 21:26:

quote:
Originally posted by j��
Sick fuck.

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Nov-09-2007 21:41:

Hey. It's my birthday. Where's my gorilla-gram???

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