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A serious question about god: Spaghetti or Fettucine?

As the world's greatest deity, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is revered by thousands. However, as Pastafarians debate about the true nature of God, I'd like to hereby give my two cents. I actually believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster should actually be called "Flying Fettuccine Monster".

Firstly, the fettuccine's flat shape is an indication that the Flying Fettuccine Monster (hereafter, FFM) is just, fair and equal. Here's a sample of how merciful fettuccine look minutes prior to its ritual ingestion:



Such kindness is a symbol of how the FFM cares about us. There's no doubt about it. Also, FFM in the Female-Female-Male trinity is the most sacred kind of love there is, as only two females can give the attention (and prepare all the sammiches) a true man needs. Water is made of two hydrogen molecules (hydro comes from the Greek word "hyster" meaning "uterus") and one oxygen molecule (Oxygen was the Greek God of virility). So FFM also symbolises the perfect balance between the sexes. Or something.

So, unlike those raviolic heretics, fettuccinists can be one step closer to the almighty omnipastic God, reason why I just had to preach and bring you fellow coreans one step closer to him.

It's about time we protested against the spaghetti heresy and diffused the true truth. Anyway, I need some sleep and I can't go on, but I want to see some serious worshipping here when I wake up.

woah

Burn in hell, Lira

soyum!

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Originally posted by eROs.au Burn in hell, Lira

How dare you!?

Hallolujah, oh Deus Fettuccinissimus, for you won't spare eros' soul and, for his sacrifice, will give me 89 virgin dishes!

Edit: I'm hungry, and ordered 4 extra dishes.

Lira, are you the white Power Ranger in your avatar? All I see when I look at it is the white Power Ranger.

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Originally posted by Frenchie Lira, are you the white Power Ranger in your avatar? All I see when I look at it is the white Power Ranger.

Yes, that's me, staring at the horizon, looking for the FFM to show me a sign. So far, I've just spotted some bloody pigeons

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

ravioli ftw

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Originally posted by Lira Yes, that's me, staring at the horizon, looking for the FFM to show me a sign. So far, I've just spotted some bloody pigeons

Ya, way to not answer my question.

Couscous.

parmesan is a hell of a drug

confetti Alfredo?

i love pasta so much that i simply don't have the patience to eat stringy types of noodles like spaghetti, fettuccine, or angel hair. it takes way too long to wind them neatly on my fork in perfect sized bites that won't slop all over my face. i prefer noodles that i can just stab with my fork.

nom nom nom.

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Originally posted by l�cid i love pasta so much that i simply don't have the patience to eat stringy types of noodles like spaghetti, fettuccine, or angel hair. it takes way too long to wind them neatly on my fork in perfect sized bites that won't slop all over my face. i prefer noodles that i can just stab with my fork. nom nom nom.

grab em with choppie sticks!

You could always..you know.. cut your spaghetti. I know..SHOCKING.

I cut mine, I can't stand twirling either but I love 'ghetti. Angel hair pasta is great for stirfry's though, so that's the only one I put up with.

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Originally posted by eROs.au Burn in hell, Lira

+1, this thread made me so hungry.

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Originally posted by Frenchie You could always..you know.. cut your spaghetti. I know..SHOCKING. I cut mine, I can't stand twirling either but I love 'ghetti. Angel hair pasta is great for stirfry's though, so that's the only one I put up with.

cutting spaghetti is so lame. it still slops all over the place. i want something i can just STAB and shove in my mouth.

using a spoon as a base to hold it against while i twirl it is always my preferred option if i am eating that sort of pasta... but i'll always choose rigatoni or penne or mostaccioli or fusilli over stringy noodles any day.

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Originally posted by l�cid cutting spaghetti is so lame. it still slops all over the place. i want something i can just STAB and shove in my mouth. using a spoon as a base to hold it against while i twirl it is always my preferred option if i am eating that sort of pasta... but i'll always choose rigatoni or penne or mostaccioli or fusilli over stringy noodles any day.

Yeah, I think I like Penne the most.

But Ravioli or Agnolotti is FOR THE WIN.

oooh forgot to mention i love cavatappi as well.

damn now i'm hungry for pasta.

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Originally posted by l�cid oooh forgot to mention i love cavatappi as well. damn now i'm hungry for pasta.

Cool, I don't think I've ever had that before. It looks like twistier macaroni.

dude, pasta in its entirity is the best shit on the planet. regardless of noodle shape/size, noodles with sauces and spices rock the shit out of any other food....evar.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk But Ravioli, Agnolotti, tortellini & gnocci is FOR THE WIN.

fixed

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Originally posted by tubularbills dude, pasta in its entirity is the best shit on the planet. regardless of noodle shape/size, noodles with sauces and spices rock the shit out of any other food....evar.

Blessed is thy soul, Sir William of Tubes!

I personally tend to think of pasta in very broad terms, so I include ramen and all those far eastern noodles into this category. It's as if pasta were made of win all over the world.

damn thread making me go out and buy some pasta

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