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the comedic relief thread
i figure we should have sumthing to laugh at some times
btw themi.. we've got plenty of people to laugh AT here =)
and zaim i know that there are plenty of ppl who are a joke on here.. no need to remind me lol
AUSTRALIAS NEWEST STREET SWEEPER
this is wat our tax money is going to.....HAHAHAHAHAHA
what is it with these pictures of cats 
and going with zaim's cat theme..
Why, Why, Why
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
still waiting on the comedy...
well if u dont find that funny then why dont u add something pkc?
Stephen K Amos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOzTHqZneDo
Benny Lava LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
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| Originally posted by zaim |
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| Originally posted by themsta well if u dont find that funny then why dont u add something pkc? Stephen K Amos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOzTHqZneDo Benny Lava LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw |
/sarcasm
these are just random ones from my photobucket, i have a lot more.
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| Originally posted by zaim |
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| Originally posted by eROs.au these are just random ones from my photobucket, i have a lot more. |
Mitch Fatel this guy is pretty funny even though he seems doped out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkt9zMpV7CA
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| Originally posted by kibnetc |
zaim was a bucket
some of these might be NSFW
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| Originally posted by eROs.au |
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