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Why does this always happen

There's always gotta be a fucking catch.

Good news: I get to know this girl, approchaed her out of the blue in a fairly semi-drunk-cheerful mood in a club. Turns out she's a tourist from Brazil, extremely breathtakingly attractive (in a blonde Gisele B�ndchen way, not Adriana Lima style), from what I gathered throughout the conversation/dance she's working on some projects in Africa. She was there with some friends, all of them possibly extracted from Victoria's Secret's latest calender...one French, one Italian.

ANYWAY, to my surprise, against all rules, she even sent me this super deep philosophical good night sms that night. Ever since we've been in contact and about to meet tomorrow. Now here comes the catch: Apparently, things cannot be too perfect and it slowly becomes apparent that she's either in some weird esoteric sect or some ort of a super model missionary for poor Africans. My brother gets those "I'll say a prayer for your soul" SMS's by her sis, and she herself just wrote this huge message about the shining jewels that are created by HIS love and so on. She also said she'd introduce me to her friend "Grace" tomorrow. LOL, that's fucking freaky.

COR Version: Hot girl, apparently religious psychopath. Suggestions?

just say you saved her from a life of sin and no blowjobs.

pussy's pussy?

I definitely agree, that's not the question here. The question is whether tomorrow's gonna be a 2 on 1 brainwash session on the meaning of life and soul - for which I'm not willing to waste my time on - or Brazilian/French sandwich which - believe me - might make me yell a "Hallelujah" to be heard even in your Australian street.

Just make sure that Bene Gesserit witch doesn't imprint you.

Seduce her. If it doesn't work, tell her you're Jewish.

Something has got to happen

edit: Did you ask her what city she's from?

I pulled the "Jew" card already, which is in retrospective probably what did the trick in the first place, lol. It's just a pitty, since I thought that great talk with her was really special, and now it turns out it might've been a by-heart repetition of some freaky sect bible

Lira, you don't know about a secret Brazilian hot-girl-soul-abduction-society by any chance?

edit: shementioned some village, couldn't remember. None of the big ones though, and she's been in J'burg for the last 5 years anyway.

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Originally posted by TranceGiant Lira, you don't know about a secret Brazilian hot-girl-soul-abduction-society by any chance?

Yeah, that's the Ford Models branch in Southern Brazil

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Originally posted by TranceGiant edit: shementioned some village, couldn't remember. None of the big ones though, and she's been in J'burg for the last 5 years anyway.

hmm... the probability of her being a religious freak has just increased 15%

It's quite common for these people to travel abroad sponsored by their church. But, I could be wrong, I hope

So if you don't know about her cult... ask about it. She may very well be crazy, but I can't understand why guys don't find that attractive. at first, that is. :P

but it's not like you will know her for very long anyways, right?

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Originally posted by eROs.au Just make sure that Bene Gesserit witch doesn't imprint you.

LOL!

Well, I don't think you have enough info to see what this chick is made out of. It's one date. So go see if she's a nutcase or not.

If she's Brazillian, most likely she's Catholic and we all know what Catholics are like sometimes

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Originally posted by EvilTree If she's Brazillian, most likely she's Catholic and we all know what Catholics are like sometimes

Actually, it's the other way around here: Protestants are way crazier than your average Catholic, in every possible sense

She's Brazilian. Run in the opposite direction.

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Originally posted by Lira Actually, it's the other way around here: Protestants are way crazier than your average Catholic, in every possible sense

Man, I never will figure out religious people

Hmm...friend of mine just suggested she might be a J's witness. She DID vehemently refuse to smoke, but on the other hand drank alcohol. How would that affect "romance"?

Whatever, it's just these couple of days anyway, I'll keep you up to date.

the other day I had 3 people (2 guys and one semi hot girl) trying to convince me that I should give up my religion and accept Jesus Christ.

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Originally posted by Omega_M the other day I had 3 people (2 guys and one semi hot girl) trying to convince me that I should give up my religion and accept Jesus Christ.

You should have spit in their eyes and punched them in their mouths. Then have asked them to forgive you.

haha I didn't criticize them nor did I let them find any fault with my religious belief.

Finally they just recommended that I read the bible with an "open mind" and not confine myself to Hindu philosophy.

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Originally posted by Fledz She's Brazilian. Run in the opposite direction.

haha, i had a christian nutter after me for a while. fuck she was crazy.

good luck! religious nutters are the absolute worst. i played indifference to religion til she put out. then i began to celebrate my rampant atheism. it ended shortly after

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Originally posted by Lira

Hehe, I knew you would pull me up on that. Let's just say I've had bad experiences with Brazilians more than enough times to turn me off most of them

Re: Why does this always happen

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Originally posted by TranceGiant There's always gotta be a fucking catch. Good news: I get to know this girl, approchaed her out of the blue in a fairly semi-drunk-cheerful mood in a club. Turns out she's a tourist from Brazil, extremely breathtakingly attractive (in a blonde Gisele B�ndchen way, not Adriana Lima style), from what I gathered throughout the conversation/dance she's working on some projects in Africa. She was there with some friends, all of them possibly extracted from Victoria's Secret's latest calender...one French, one Italian. ANYWAY, to my surprise, against all rules, she even sent me this super deep philosophical good night sms that night. Ever since we've been in contact and about to meet tomorrow. Now here comes the catch: Apparently, things cannot be too perfect and it slowly becomes apparent that she's either in some weird esoteric sect or some ort of a super model missionary for poor Africans. My brother gets those "I'll say a prayer for your soul" SMS's by her sis, and she herself just wrote this huge message about the shining jewels that are created by HIS love and so on. She also said she'd introduce me to her friend "Grace" tomorrow. LOL, that's fucking freaky. COR Version: Hot girl, apparently religious psychopath. Suggestions?

we need pics.

Update:

As expected it turned out to be a philosopical/religous debate. They're missionaries, travelling throughout Africa to help, support and encourage the poor and uneducated. Three hours of Maria Theresa quotations, enlightenment-stories, trivial stories that somehow all ended with "God". Well, admirable work to be honest but from a sexual perspective:

Gutted.

no pics? i call fatty.

Found a very bad one only...And I'm not a fan of posting pics of someone who doesn't know about it, either..but anyway (may God forgive me)



middle one..too bad the body is not visible

ok not so bad..... well played trancegiant.. well played.

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