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Posted by Intellekshual on Dec-04-2007 00:39:

A new sexual deviant...

quote:
A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

Story here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm?lsm

I think it's unfair that what this guy does in the privacy of his own room with an inanimate object gets him put on the same list along with rapists and child molesters. He's not harming anybody.
Of course that doesn't stop him from being a weird bastard, but I still don't see what he's done wrong...he was just a little..bike-curious?

What do you guys think?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-04-2007 00:39:

I think it's a repost.

Posted by eRRaTiK on Dec-04-2007 00:41:

quote:
a sexually aggravated breach of the peace

yeh I don't get it. He was inside his own place and the cleaners used a master key to break into his place.

If anything he should be sueing them for breach of privacy.

Posted by LoveHate on Dec-04-2007 00:42:

i think its kinky.

Posted by goodgreef on Dec-04-2007 01:44:

wtf, how is it that women who use all sorts of objects to please themselves, or men who use those objects on their women don't get in trouble... but a dood who does it with a bike (btw, wtf!! ) gets sentenced?

the world = fucked up.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-04-2007 02:23:

Oh man, there was this thread like a week ago on this posted by Magnetonium. He totally fucking won the day by being entirely too goddamned serious for all of the following:

1) this forum
2) the internet
3) basically anything, whatsoever
4) A fucking thread ABOUT A MAN WHO FUCKS BICYCLES.

It was really quite a spectacle.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-04-2007 02:29:

And don't forget the many witty* puns!

*aweful

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-04-2007 02:39:

hahahaha, I can't believe I totally forgot that entire aspect of the thread. I just remember him being way pissed at something.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-04-2007 02:40:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
*aweful

*awful

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-04-2007 02:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
*awful

SUCK IT.

Posted by Inertia on Dec-04-2007 03:31:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
SUCK IT.

only if you wear the new chain, banana seat and 12 gear transmission i bought you.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-04-2007 03:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Inertia
only if you wear the new chain, banana seat and 12 gear transmission i bought you.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-04-2007 03:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Inertia
banana seat

I bet she'd enjoy that a lot.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-04-2007 03:33:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
And don't forget the many witty* puns!

actually, mine was all class. i got a helmet of +2 wittiness after that.

quote:

*aweful

like your spelling i see

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-04-2007 03:36:

Eh, sometimes I make mistakes!

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-04-2007 03:37:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Eh, sometimes I make mistakes!

the greenbay packers dont think so!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-04-2007 03:38:

Oh come on, how am I not supposed to laugh at that??

Posted by Lilith on Dec-04-2007 03:53:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
actually, mine was all class. i got a helmet of +2 wittiness after that.

You just got -1,000,000 cool points for that one though.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-04-2007 03:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
You just got -1,000,000 cool points for that one though.

meh, i have plenty of those to spare.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-04-2007 03:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
You just got -1,000,000 cool points for that one though.

You actually knew what he was talking about though.

Posted by Lilith on Dec-04-2007 04:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You actually knew what he was talking about though.

I played computer games once...

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-04-2007 04:12:

OH SHI-

A confession has been imparted upon the c0r.

What do you do?

A) Mighty Blow!
B) Sneak attack!
C) Try to be diplomatic about things.
D) Run away!

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-04-2007 04:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
OH SHI-

A confession has been imparted upon the c0r.

What do you do?

A) Mighty Blow!
B) Sneak attack!
C) Try to be diplomatic about things.
D) Run away!

A. the best part of playing chaotic-evil characters is you can always bash someone you dont like.

edit: assuming "mighty blow" doesn't mean ejaculate litres of semen.

Posted by Lilith on Dec-04-2007 04:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
What do you do?

No! No! No!
Proper computer games like Quake and CS, not the stupid ones PKC likes pretending he's a fairy in a dress, playing with his wand.
Want a real horrible confession?

I once moderated a Halflife-mod forum

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-04-2007 04:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
No! No! No!
Proper computer games like Quake and CS, not the stupid ones PKC likes pretending he's a fairy in a dress, playing with his wand.
Want a real horrible confession?

I once moderated a Halflife-mod forum

CS was fucking shit for teenagers (and girls apparently) that couldnt play the rogue spear games.

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