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Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 20:32:

Behold, my arse. Ask Digitalphoenix anything!

w00t? I'm home on vacation!
I got up today at 11:50am, it was about 45F degrees outside,
(pretty cold for Miami weather),
made myself an omelette with onions, green peppers and ham and a hot chocolate cup, took care of some business,
and now dont have a damn thing to do but entertain the C0r, (with a 12 pack of Blue Moon on the side)

so ask me anything bishes!!


Posted by wizniz on Jan-03-2008 20:34:

its 27 degrees here (fahrenheit of course...) and its not that bad...

pennsylvania weather mmm... add a little (or rather, a LOT) of wind and we're good!



but yeh uneventful day so far


Posted by Lira on Jan-03-2008 20:37:

Why isn't ergativy common in Europe?


Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 20:38:

] Cold days are very much welcomed downhere since we dont get many..
I still didnt hear a question though... I want QUESTIONS!
From silly to hardcore, I want it all!


Posted by wizniz on Jan-03-2008 20:39:

quote:
Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
] Cold days are very much welcomed downhere since we dont get many..
I still didnt hear a question though... I want QUESTIONS!
From pedophilia to hardcore, I want it all!


Posted by st3nc on Jan-03-2008 20:42:

how many inches does your penis extend during maximum erection?


Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 20:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Why isn't ergativy common in Europe?


There are too many different dialects AND countries that couldnt even begin to figure out what you said.
The c0r answer is: people are too lazy to try to lean a second or third language.
The correct answer to your question however is:

The distinguishing feature of an ergative language is that it maintains an equivalence between the object of a transitive verb and the subject of an intransitive verb, while treating the agent of a transitive verb differently.

Next!


Posted by Direct on Jan-03-2008 20:45:

Can I have your credit card number and the last 3 digits on the back, along with your mailing address and phone#?


Posted by st3nc on Jan-03-2008 20:47:

Would you rather fuck your mom in the vagina?

or would you rather have your dad fuck you in the ass?


2 options, no suicide option

CHOOSE!


Posted by Ygrene on Jan-03-2008 20:48:

Why did st3nc just ask you that question?


Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 20:48:

quote:
Originally posted by st3nc
how many inches does your penis extend during maximum erection?


Penis erections depend on the person you are loking t:
Margaret Thatcher = 2 inches
Haydeen Panettiere = 6 inches, diamonds are not match

Next!


Posted by Lira on Jan-03-2008 20:51:

quote:
Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
The distinguishing feature of an ergative language is that it maintains an equivalence between the object of a transitive verb and the subject of an intransitive verb, while treating the agent of a transitive verb differently.

Hey, that's the bit I already know! I want my money back!


Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 20:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Direct
Can I have your credit card number and the last 3 digits on the back, along with your mailing address and phone#?


Negative! I've had to explain to my cc company 3 times why I'm geting charges from "Sexy Clown Shop"
Third time is the charmer, next!


Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 20:53:

quote:
Originally posted by st3nc
Would you rather fuck your mom in the vagina?

or would you rather have your dad fuck you in the ass?


2 options, no suicide option

CHOOSE!


But there is an option!
Make a deal with them, have them fuck each other
and promise a tape..
next!


Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 20:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
Why did st3nc just ask you that question?


He has a Freudian complex, it is usually directed towards the mother
but he tried to throw the father in the mix to throw people off

Mother******..

next!


Posted by st3nc on Jan-03-2008 20:56:

Is there life after death? What were we before birth?

Why is this whole earth plagued and cursed?


Posted by bas on Jan-03-2008 21:02:

My only form of currency for today is split into two Visa gift cards totaling about $5. I'm very hungry. Where should I go eat? And if I eat at said place, would they be able to accept two cards?


Posted by ChemEnhanced on Jan-03-2008 21:03:

How do you properly cook dog meat


Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 21:03:

quote:
Originally posted by st3nc
Is there life after death? What were we before birth?
Why is this whole earth plagued and cursed?


I will answer each question accordingly:

1) There is life after death. Re-encarnation is not only real, but true!
My wife's ex-boyfriend was reincarnated as a jockstrap

2) Before birth we either are the slowest sperm cell or the fastest.
Congratulation, you're a winnar!!!

3) Because earth is full of assholes and God hates assholes.
Look at Lucifer, he sent him to hell for opening shit he shouldnt have
Kinda like the asshole roommate that eats your food without asking!
Next!


Posted by EarnYourKeep on Jan-03-2008 21:09:

when is the next cruise?

how is the little one doing?


Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 21:11:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
My only form of currency for today is split into two Visa gift cards totaling about $5. I'm very hungry. Where should I go eat? And if I eat at said place, would they be able to accept two cards?


If it's a chinese place, no!!!
They'll say - "You eat, you pay once NOW!"

If you go to Burger Kink however, they will take them - and you wont even need $5.00. I'll even tell you how to make it a healthy meal

Whopper Junior, no mayo, mustard, pickles tomatoes and onions,
forget the lettuce, that's rabitt food - it's empty calories
Cost= $1.00

5 Chicken nuggets, with teriyakki sauce.
BBQ Sauce has more calories due to the carbohydrates
Cost = $1.00

Small Diet Sprite: Lower carbohydrates
Cost = $1.00

Total cost of meal: $3.35!
Next!


Posted by chach on Jan-03-2008 21:14:

When are we gonna get fucked up?



Posted by spc on Jan-03-2008 21:15:

quote:
Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix

Whopper Junior, no mayo, mustard, pickles tomatoes and onions,
forget the lettuce, that's rabitt food - it's empty calories
Cost= $1.00

5 Chicken nuggets, with teriyakki sauce.
BBQ Sauce has more calories due to the carbohydrates
Cost = $1.00

Small Diet Sprite: Lower carbohydrates
Cost = $1.00

Total cost of meal: $3.35!
Next!


Why do you consider a Whopper Jr, Chicken Nuggets & Diet sprite a healthy meal?


Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 21:16:

quote:
Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
How do you properly cook dog meat


Dog meat is appreaciated in the far East as a resource for food,

but not here in The States...
PASS.

Next question!


Posted by monishb on Jan-03-2008 21:21:

ghey?


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