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American High School Stereotypes
...is the theme of a party I am attending on Thursday night.
Since am I not American, have never been to America, nor enjoy American pop culture, I will require some ideas.
...GO!
nerds/jocks is pretty standard
call everyone dude and drink beer from cups
Yah, besides the obvious.
It's dress-up too, so I have to wear a jock bomber jacket or something.
Was going to go as a machine-gun toting trench coat wearer, but one of my friends has already stolen the idea.
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| Originally posted by KilldaDJ call everyone dude and drink beer from cups |
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| Originally posted by Domesticated Yah, besides the obvious. It's dress-up too, so I have to wear a jock bomber jacket or something. Was going to go as a machine-gun toting trench coat wearer, but one of my friends has already stolen the idea. |
You need to go as a cheerleader man 
You could always break out a bit of this action
I got pretty burnt on the weekend at Clipsal but DAMN I'm not even as red as him. Who would look in the mirror and think "yes".
Here's some current American high school stereotypes to consider dressing up as:
EMO
-dress up in black, with some shiny glam silver belt that's too big
-over gel your hair until it doesn't move and make sure it covers 25-50% of your face
- wear eye shadow
-smoke lots of cigarettes while standing with humped over with your shoulders stretched out in front of you, like you've never understood what posture was
-talk about sad everything
-wear some bracelets and put fake scars on your arms
GANGSTA
-wear baggy pants, and sag them (below the entire ass)
- wear baggier boxers so that they spill out under your shirt
-wear really long white t-shirts, like the ones mom's wear when they are very pregnant, or gangsters wear when they go out at night
-make sure the stickers and tags are on all your clothes, especially your hat. You can put more on as long as it makes people think you bought them at a really expensive store
-talk about bitches. And add the word "crunk" or "step up 2" at the end of every other sentence you speak.
FAG
-wear designer jeans with holes around places no one wants to see
-wear a tight shirt. Make sure it's a bright obnoxious color.
-talk about things no one wants to talk about, like American pop music, what you did at A&F today, shoes, and Hillary Clinton
-hang out only with the hottest cheerleaders and talk about boys and how they don't understand you because you are gay
STRANGE YET FRIENDLY SOCIALLY INEPT NEO HIPPY OUTCAST
-wear jeans, and a short dress on top of the jeans. Make sure they don't match
-put something in your hair to make people think you like trees, like a leaf or some branches, or a birds nest
-wear something from the 60s/70s that belonged to your mom as your shirt. It can't match your pants or dress-over-pants either
-talk about anything that's completely off the current topic, and keep talking even when people look at you uncomfortably like you need to leave. Remember, you have no idea no one likes you but you smile constantly because you just voted for Obama in hopes to end world hunger.
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| Originally posted by Jake Benson Here's some current American high school stereotypes to consider dressing up as: EMO -dress up in black, with some shiny glam silver belt that's too big -over gel your hair until it doesn't move and make sure it covers 25-50% of your face - wear eye shadow -smoke lots of cigarettes while standing with humped over with your shoulders stretched out in front of you, like you've never understood what posture was -talk about sad everything -wear some bracelets and put fake scars on your arms GANGSTA -wear baggy pants, and sag them (below the entire ass) - wear baggier boxers so that they spill out under your shirt -wear really long white t-shirts, like the ones mom's wear when they are very pregnant, or gangsters wear when they go out at night -make sure the stickers and tags are on all your clothes, especially your hat. You can put more on as long as it makes people think you bought them at a really expensive store -talk about bitches. And add the word "crunk" or "step up 2" at the end of every other sentence you speak. FAG -wear designer jeans with holes around places no one wants to see -wear a tight shirt. Make sure it's a bright obnoxious color. -talk about things no one wants to talk about, like American pop music, what you did at A&F today, shoes, and Hillary Clinton -hang out only with the hottest cheerleaders and talk about boys and how they don't understand you because you are gay STRANGE YET FRIENDLY SOCIALLY INEPT NEO HIPPY OUTCAST -wear jeans, and a short dress on top of the jeans. Make sure they don't match -put something in your hair to make people think you like trees, like a leaf or some branches, or a birds nest -wear something from the 60s/70s that belonged to your mom as your shirt. It can't match your pants or dress-over-pants either -talk about anything that's completely off the current topic, and keep talking even when people look at you uncomfortably like you need to leave. Remember, you have no idea no one likes you but you smile constantly because you just voted for Obama in hopes to end world hunger. |
go CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG whenever anyone wants to have a drink
tokin' black guy?
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| Originally posted by Trance Nutter You could always break out a bit of this action I got pretty burnt on the weekend at Clipsal but DAMN I'm not even as red as him. Who would look in the mirror and think "yes". |
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| Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh go CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG whenever anyone wants to have a drink |
SLACKER / BURNOUT TYPE:
- wear oldish jeans and a plain white shirt
- have a few days to a week of facial hair going
- poor posture
- smoke cigarettes -- lots of them
- smell of weed
- be sarcastic and cynical
- your facial expression should be either a smirk or a superior scowl
- listen to Aphex Twin, punk rock, and / or heavy metal
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| Originally posted by jonze tokin' black guy? |
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| Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles SLACKER / BURNOUT TYPE: - wear oldish jeans and a plain white shirt - have a few days to a week of facial hair going - poor posture - smoke cigarettes -- lots of them - smell of weed - be sarcastic and cynical - your facial expression should be either a smirk or a superior scowl - listen to Aphex Twin, punk rock, and / or heavy metal |
Just put on a fat suit
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| Originally posted by inconspicuous too-tight polo with at least 1 undershirt on (preferably hanging out underneath |
I would suggest going as the guy trying to hard to be fashionable.
Make sure to wear A&F, Gap or American Eagle and make sure that it has some stupid saying about how big your cock is or your shit faced and to fuck you plus also has the company logo on it.
Wear some cargo shorts that have the companies logo prominently displayed
Wear shoes with the companies logo all over it.
Wear socks with the companies logo all over it.
Make sure you have a key lanyard hanging out of your pocket with a company logo all over it or What would jesus do saying on it.WWJD
Wear a hat turned backwards with the clothing company logo on it
Wear some puca shells and a fossil watch and your good to go.
LMAO!!!! too funny
make sure to have the solo cup! it's not a party without the red solo cup
please post pictures from this party
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| Originally posted by *~*Angelblue*~* LMAO!!!! too funny make sure to have the solo cup! it's not a party without the red solo cup please post pictures from this party |
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| Originally posted by jonze tokin' black guy? |
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| Originally posted by Ygrene Damn! That shit is WHACK! |
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