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Posted by Chris Crossland on Jun-03-2008 02:46:

I'm going guido

Yup, that's right. Going to see what the rage is all about.

Never told you guys my new roommate used to be a guido in NY before he joined the Marines, before guidos became popular to make fun of. But he's not an ass hole, although he really could be with a blink of an eye. Ive seen it its hilarious. He's an awesome guy. He'd tell me storys and all the hot ass chicks he picked up. I been watching that video "My New Haircut" alot i think its fucking great. We are going to make a Marine Corps version of it.

I'm going to have to shave all my body hair off (sorry Ania). Let my hair grow out as much as i can while staying in regulations (I shave my head). Start going to the tanning salon, drink tons of protien and be a gym rat. Then pop my collar!

Maybe make a video documentary about it.

Becoming a Guido!

I think it'll be fun i'll post pictures of me kissing the air so you all can make fun of my sexy body because you're jealous and cant pick up hot womenz.

Ha! I'm off to a good start!

Wish me luck!

Posted by bas on Jun-03-2008 02:48:

Enjoy all the repressed homosexuality that comes with it.

Posted by Rose on Jun-03-2008 02:49:

you're only going to attract gay men and std infested women.

Posted by iammesol on Jun-03-2008 02:50:

so that's how you pronounce it

Posted by Stef on Jun-03-2008 02:51:

Well at least Armani Exchange will still love you.

Posted by Chris Crossland on Jun-03-2008 02:52:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Enjoy all the repressed homosexuality that comes with it.

I'll try! LOL

Posted by Project-K on Jun-03-2008 02:55:

Re: I'm going guido

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
I'm going to have to shave all my body hair off

You digust me

Posted by Alex on Jun-03-2008 03:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Stef De Roux
Well at least Armani Exchange will still love you.

Hahahahahaha.

Posted by Chris Crossland on Jun-03-2008 03:09:

Re: Re: I'm going guido

quote:
Originally posted by Project-K
You digust me

Me too. I have so much hair it's not even funny. It's my manliness out the window. I actually have a book called the Alphabet of manliness, gotta put it in storage. I'll probably look like a little kid till i get a DEEP tan bwhahaha

Posted by Alex on Jun-03-2008 03:10:

lol@maddox'book

Posted by Chris Crossland on Jun-03-2008 03:14:

Posted by tubularbills on Jun-03-2008 03:20:

pics and vids or gtfo

Posted by Jake Benson on Jun-03-2008 03:23:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Enjoy all the repressed homosexuality that comes with it.

Heh tell me about it. I've never seen so many fags in the closet when I was at WMC this year...

Posted by Chris Crossland on Jun-03-2008 03:23:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
pics and vids or gtfo

It'll take at least 1-2 months before im all ready you'll have to wait 1st lieutenant.

Posted by tubularbills on Jun-03-2008 03:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
It'll take at least 1-2 months before im all ready you'll have to wait 1st lieutenant.

GODDAMN I WANT IT NOW PRIVATE

Posted by Chris Crossland on Jun-03-2008 03:27:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
GODDAMN I WANT IT NOW PRIVATE

I bet you do you saucy officer!

Posted by tubularbills on Jun-03-2008 03:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
I bet you do you saucy officer!

LULZ. should be fun to do (and funny for us to see)

Posted by Chris Crossland on Jun-03-2008 03:35:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
LULZ. should be fun to do (and funny for us to see)

Hell yeah, it'll be a good laugh all around! I'm going to dye my hair black too. I cant believe im actually getting excited about this. Probably because i havent changed my look since i was 5.

You need to get stationed out here!

Posted by tubularbills on Jun-03-2008 03:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
Hell yeah, it'll be a good laugh all around! I'm going to dye my hair black too. I cant believe im actually getting excited about this. Probably because i havent changed my look since i was 5.

You need to get stationed out here!

at my luck, i'm going to get stationed in minot, nd....

Posted by elFreak on Jun-03-2008 03:47:

just rub olive oil on your skin every night, it worked for me.

Posted by tubularbills on Jun-03-2008 03:48:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
just rub olive oil on your skin every night, it worked for me.

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...0&forumid=16&s=

Posted by Chris Crossland on Jun-03-2008 03:49:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
at my luck, i'm going to get stationed in minot, nd....

Haha that sucks.

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
just rub olive oil on your skin every night, it worked for me.

It's def on the list.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Jun-03-2008 19:16:

FAG!!!!!!!1

Posted by stren on Jun-03-2008 19:27:

Are you trying to tell us something ?

Posted by Warble on Jun-03-2008 19:30:

How orange are you goin??

You also didn't mention anything about how sikk you chin strap is gonna be...

Oh well have fun, up in da club.

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