What's the most you've stolen from a workplace?

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Posted by ZeJayMan on Aug-08-2008 17:06:

What's the most you've stolen from a workplace?

I left work at a shitty job in a supermarket a couple of years back and they contined to pay me for another 7 months after I left.

They have never asked for the money back. So i've stolen about $2400 or �1200.

I've also stolen a few bags of cashew nuts in my time, but that's another story.

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Aug-08-2008 17:09:

5 computers, laptop, pens, pencils, post its, paper, staplers, glue sticks, and various other office supplies.

I would say on average about $1,000.00 a year in items over 12 years.

Posted by SkyHigh on Aug-08-2008 17:29:

Hmm!!

20 cartons of smokes when I had a job at a 7/11 (they were paying me 4 bucks an hour)

Nowa days i just take sheets of drywall and studs ..and such

Value? dont really care ..Its the perks of shitty jobs

Posted by XaNaX on Aug-08-2008 17:30:

does browsing TA instead of working count? if so the amount would be staggering

Posted by elFreak on Aug-08-2008 17:34:

5 korean chidren and a hyundai elantra.

Posted by XaNaX on Aug-08-2008 17:35:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
5 korean chidren and a hyundai elantra.

winner

/thread

Posted by elFreak on Aug-08-2008 17:38:

Posted by Dr. DAS on Aug-08-2008 17:38:

Re: What's the most you've stolen from a workplace?

quote:
Originally posted by ZeJayMan
I left work at a shitty job in a supermarket a couple of years back and they contined to pay me for another 7 months after I left.

They have never asked for the money back. So i've stolen about $2400 or �1200.

Similar situation here, to the tune of almost 10K.

I don't consider it stolen, I consider it a very generous severence.

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Aug-08-2008 17:41:

Re: Re: What's the most you've stolen from a workplace?

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. DAS
Similar situation here, to the tune of almost 10K.

I don't consider it stolen, I consider it a very generous severence.

Lucky bastids...how is this possible at that type of job? Your not punching a card to turn in every week?

Posted by r5a on Aug-08-2008 17:43:

quote:
Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
5 computers, laptop, pens, pencils, post its, paper, staplers, glue sticks, and various other office supplies.

I would say on average about $1,000.00 a year in items over 12 years.
that's impressive.

how did you manage the computers? in a store like that they'd be pretty high profile... id imagine anyway.

Posted by Dr. DAS on Aug-08-2008 17:47:

Re: Re: Re: What's the most you've stolen from a workplace?

quote:
Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
Lucky bastids...how is this possible at that type of job? Your not punching a card to turn in every week?

My work is autonomous...I prolly see my boss once a month. Maybe.

And I'm salaried, so no punching for me.

It was nice of them to fund my 3 month 'summer of George' sabbatical.

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Aug-08-2008 17:54:

quote:
Originally posted by r5a
that's impressive.

how did you manage the computers? in a store like that they'd be pretty high profile... id imagine anyway.

I work in an office....we get new computers all the time....if some happen to get liberated from the office when they are to be shipped to head office that isn't my fault.

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Aug-08-2008 17:56:

I helped steal 4 8800GTS, some sound cards, some speakers, GPS units, and a remote control.

Posted by bas on Aug-08-2008 17:57:

Couple of CDs...we have security do random car checks as we leave the lot. Apparently a couple of years ago someone stole the master print of X-Men 2, so now they're all anal about it lol

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Aug-08-2008 17:59:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
I helped steal 4 8800GTS, some sound cards, some speakers, GPS units, and a remote control.

its not stealing...its called liberating

Posted by kr00t0n on Aug-08-2008 18:07:

�400 worth of prepay handsets, lol

A whole box got delivered to our store, and it wasn't on our receipt list, and after a week of searching the system with no trace of the handsets, we flogged em and kept the cash

Posted by Project-K on Aug-08-2008 18:08:

2 crappy T-shirts I never bothered to return

Posted by r5a on Aug-08-2008 18:14:

quote:
Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
I work in an office....we get new computers all the time....if some happen to get liberated from the office when they are to be shipped to head office that isn't my fault.
hahaha.

similar deal here, i have two 24" lcd monitors.

Posted by Krypton on Aug-08-2008 18:58:

I've printed off hundreds of pages of stuff I needed for school and side projects. Several printer cartridges. Several packs of printer paper.

Posted by Lira on Aug-08-2008 19:39:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
5 korean chidren and a hyundai elantra.

OMG, give each one of them a ring with special powers and protect the environment!

Posted by Direct on Aug-08-2008 20:20:

When I was training at a bally total fitness I would take redbulls, redlines, protein & creatine powders, deflated stability balls, muscle milks and all kinds of other supplements. The ready to drink muscle milks were the shit.

Posted by Leif on Aug-08-2008 20:59:

quote:
Originally posted by SkyHigh
[...] Nowa days i just take sheets of drywall and studs ..and such

Value? dont really care ..Its the perks of shitty jobs

+1... And apparently I forgot to return my 70-yr-old-recovering-crack-addict-boss's lucky nail punch

Posted by Omega_Blue on Aug-08-2008 23:43:

batteries, disposables, random tools, etc.

and a bunch of scrap metal i made into little ashtrays. that's about it.

Posted by d_bag on Aug-08-2008 23:52:

Lots of tap beer, a bartender apron, and a jigger

Posted by Frenchie on Aug-08-2008 23:59:

Why happily admit that you steal? Bunch of wankers.

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