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One Thing You Don't Stick Your Weiner Into
Man Humps Bench, Gets Stuck
Many an adolescent boy, hormones raging, has succumbed to the siren song of a hump-able inanimate object (the mattress cushion, a toilet paper roll or in one cinematic instance, a pie). But let's hope they learn a lesson from the 41-year-old Hong Kong man who almost lost his penis as a result of intercourse with a steel park bench.
Xing (pictured in his compromising situation) was apparently feeling lonely in
the park late at night when he decided to attempt to satisfy his sexual appetites by inserting his penis into one of numerous small holes in a steel park bench. Apparently ignorant of spatial realities, it wasn't until he was aroused that he realized he could no longer extract his manhood from the bench, panicked and called the police.
By the time doctors got to work on Xing's predicament (pun intended), it was so swollen that they had to cut the entire bench free and load it into the ambulance with Xing attached. At the hospital, it took four hours to separate Xing from his special bench, and doctors stated that in another hour they would have had to remove his penis.
http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/11/ma...nch-gets-stuck/
Ahhhh wtf! instead of panicking he could have just relaxed long enough for his hard-on to go away and avoid all the unnecessary attention.lol
How did he even get it in there, those holes are... never mind.
mwomp mwomp
Oh snap.
That was the fist thing I said " Those holes are quite small..Oh wait"
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| Originally posted by Jben instead of panicking he could have just relaxed long enough for his hard-on to go away |
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| Originally posted by Jer This would be the most logical idea |
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| Originally posted by Frenchie Oh snap. That was the fist thing I said " Those holes are quite small..Oh wait" |
another post for the crazy asian thread
too funny
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| Logic is not a great strength of those who fuck park benches. |
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| Originally posted by Dr. DAS Logic is not a great strength of those who fcuk park benches. |
how did it get in the hole in the first place
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| Originally posted by malek how did it get in the hole in the first place |
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| Originally posted by Jben How did he even get it in there, those holes are... never mind. mwomp mwomp |
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| Originally posted by KaiLee LOL oh come on he isn't Japanese! Or is he...... |
bed pillows ftw.
park benches ftl.
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| Originally posted by malek how did it get in the hole in the first place |
amateur, who fucks a metal bench? it's all about the wooden ones
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| Originally posted by geroin amateur, who fucks a metal bench? it's all about the wooden ones |
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| Originally posted by chinamon pansy. fuck some 60-grit sandpaper then come back and talk to me. |
why do benches in China have holes in them?
this thread is the highlight of my week!!!!
lol
What are examples of other things a guy shouldn't stick his weiner into?
- Vacumn
- Blender
We'll start with those
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| Originally posted by KaiLee What are examples of other things a guy shouldn't stick his weiner into? - Vacumn - Blender We'll start with those |
I thought someone stuck his ding dong into this
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