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Posted by Lira on Nov-25-2008 20:37:

Fagwear and gaydars

It all began with an odd discussion: a gay friend of mine and a female friend of mine, upon seeing a guy walking his dog 2AM, wondered if this apparently lonely guy was gay or not. The female friend thought he was, but the gay guy said the poor sap probably wasn't gay because of the way he dressed - it was too "straight", and if he was in the closet, he was successfully flying beneath the gaydar.

When I realised there was a whole unknown homoworld around me, as I never really found a purpose for a working gaydar in my heart, my inquisitive mind decided to simply find out whether if I too went unnoticed.

So, I asked him, you know I'm straight simply because of the clothes I wear?

Actually, he said, I know you're straight because I know you, but gaydars would defintely detect you because of your clothes.

Flabbergasted, I remained pensive until I got home. My gay friend went to Italy with his lover soon after that, so I didn't really have a chance to ask him why my fashion sense is gayish. But I know, Jake, Josh, and all the jokers here can help me in this quest.

Semantic drifts notwithstanding, is there anything gay about cargo pants, bucket hats, and plaid shirts!? What kind of clothing makes your gaydar go off? There's a fab new world I can't perceive out there

Posted by elFreak on Nov-25-2008 20:38:

assless leather chaps are manly you big bear you.

Posted by Renzo on Nov-25-2008 20:39:

You're Brazilian. Every Brazilian has some gay in them.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-25-2008 20:45:

Re: Fagwear and gaydars

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
My gay friend went to Italy with his lover soon after that

God, they always do that.

Posted by colonelcrisp on Nov-25-2008 20:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
You're Brazilian. Every Brazilian has some gay in them.

even the straight ones cant say no to a good chick with a dick

Posted by Lira on Nov-25-2008 22:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
You're Brazilian. Every Brazilian has some gay in them.

We can't help it, you know? It's so hot you start to sweat and take off your shirt and see that well-built guy beside you doing that same and, when you least expect...

... you snap out of it

Posted by Saka on Nov-25-2008 22:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
We can't help it, you know? It's so hot you start to sweat and take off your shirt and see that well-built guy beside you doing that same and, when you least expect...

... you snap out of it

The fact you kept changing colours really fucked my eyes up. I kept quinting trying to see if it was just my eyes or if you had infact changed the colour.

Thanks for wasting a minute of my life making me think my eyes were failing.

Posted by tubularbills on Nov-26-2008 01:08:

meh - you're probably just riding the metro-train.

clothes do not make the man (that's a line from a song, but i can't remember what...George Michael's Fiath comes to mind...). in any case, sure there's gay fashion - but metro guys out there wear it cause they think its hot shit. so while the gaydar works; it also picks up false returns and ground clutter from the metro-dudes (now that's meteorology for you)

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Nov-26-2008 01:11:

who cares.. ill take a chick with a dick

Posted by elFreak on Nov-26-2008 01:27:

big bag of dicks.

Posted by Chris Crossland on Nov-26-2008 01:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Saka
The fact you kept changing colours really fucked my eyes up. I kept quinting trying to see if it was just my eyes or if you had infact changed the colour.

Thanks for wasting a minute of my life making me think my eyes were failing.

LMAO! I did the same thing!

Posted by elFreak on Nov-26-2008 01:31:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
big bag of dicks.

Posted by Reza on Nov-26-2008 03:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
You're Brazilian. Every Brazilian has some gay in them.

U'v never met any greeks or persians have u?

Posted by mezzir on Nov-26-2008 04:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
LMAO! I did the same thing!

rofl +1

Posted by DJ Shibby on Nov-26-2008 10:26:

quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp
even the straight ones cant say no to a good chick with a dick

What happens in Tijuana stays in Tijuana.

Posted by tubularbills on Nov-26-2008 16:40:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Shibby
What happens in Tijuana stays in Tijuana.

except for the herpes.

Posted by josh rising on Nov-26-2008 17:52:

hi lira! so what exactly do you dress like?

Posted by Krypton on Nov-26-2008 18:21:

Re: Fagwear and gaydars

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
It all began with an odd discussion: a gay friend of mine and a female friend of mine, upon seeing a guy walking his dog 2AM, wondered if this apparently lonely guy was gay or not. The female friend thought he was, but the gay guy said the poor sap probably wasn't gay because of the way he dressed - it was too "straight", and if he was in the closet, he was successfully flying beneath the gaydar.

When I realised there was a whole unknown homoworld around me, as I never really found a purpose for a working gaydar in my heart, my inquisitive mind decided to simply find out whether if I too went unnoticed.

So, I asked him, you know I'm straight simply because of the clothes I wear?

Actually, he said, I know you're straight because I know you, but gaydars would defintely detect you because of your clothes.

Flabbergasted, I remained pensive until I got home. My gay friend went to Italy with his lover soon after that, so I didn't really have a chance to ask him why my fashion sense is gayish. But I know, Jake, Josh, and all the jokers here can help me in this quest.

Semantic drifts notwithstanding, is there anything gay about cargo pants, bucket hats, and plaid shirts!? What kind of clothing makes your gaydar go off? There's a fab new world I can't perceive out there

Getting stoned I see...

Posted by PETRAN on Nov-26-2008 18:30:

quote:
Originally posted by rT19
U'v never met any greeks or persians have u?

Posted by Lira on Nov-26-2008 19:11:

quote:
Originally posted by josh rising
hi lira! so what exactly do you dress like?

Usually, I wear:

a) Cargo pants and plaid shirts or,
b) Cargo pants and a long sleeved t-shirt under a short-sleeved t-shirt or;
c) Cargo pants, a short sleeved t-shirt and a bucket hat.

Posted by tubularbills on Nov-26-2008 19:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Usually, I wear:

a) Cargo pants and plaid shirts or,
b) Cargo pants and a long sleeved t-shirt under a short-sleeved t-shirt or;
c) Cargo pants, a short sleeved t-shirt and a bucket hat.

and a purse full of Avon

Posted by david.michael on Nov-26-2008 19:21:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
and a purse full of Avon

plus a naked man rides on his back

Posted by Ygrene on Nov-26-2008 19:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Usually, I wear:

a) Cargo pants and plaid shirts and a feather boa or,
b) Cargo pants and a long sleeved t-shirt under a short-sleeved t-shirt and a feather boa or;
c) Cargo pants, a short sleeved t-shirt and a bucket hat and a feather boa.

I really don't see any indicators. Strange.

Posted by Adam420 on Nov-26-2008 19:44:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
big bag of dicks.

Quarter Pound of Dicks. $800 bro.

Posted by RandomGirl on Nov-27-2008 04:00:

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