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seriously the funniest thing i've read in a while.
"Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML"
hahaha GREAT site
greatest site since www.bash.org
ahah
"Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad."
This may be my favorite site ever.
"Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML"
Bookmarked for instant LOL 
lol
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
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| Originally posted by Geoffb3 Bookmarked for instant LOL lol Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML |
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| Originally posted by Abercrombie Geoff just came out of the closet. |
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| Originally posted by Geoffb3 "I quoted a story a girl wrote on this site and now everyone thinks I'm gay with fat rippely thighs. - The Uggs don't help my situation." FML |
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| Originally posted by Geoffb3 Really now? However i did think my ugg statement gave that away |
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| Originally posted by barbina This may be my favorite site ever. |
"Today, my friend and I were sitting next to each other. We were so high that we had to send text msgs to talk."
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| Originally posted by VDub "Today, my friend and I were sitting next to each other. We were so high that we had to send text msgs to talk." |
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| Originally posted by Dirty fuck my life. |
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| Originally posted by barbina hahah I hate when that happens |
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| Originally posted by Abercrombie nah... lol... it just looked your own words when you didn't use quotes |
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| Originally posted by Dirty IT WAS ONE TIME...lol. at least i didn't confuse a water bottle with a bottle of liquid nitrogen. |
"Today, my friends and I go to a bar and proceed to get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a little person. FML"
www.grouphug.us
Also really old Lowbrow.com, that was the BEST site back in the day. The new format of it sucks shit.
'Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML'
Scary, because I actually said that once. It was a long time ago though. 
Some of those are obviously made-up - you can't set your hair on fire with a cigarette.
"Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML"
"Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML"
haha
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Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML |
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| Originally posted by DigiNut 'Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML' Scary, because I actually said that once. It was a long time ago though. Some of those are obviously made-up - you can't set your hair on fire with a cigarette. |
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| Originally posted by VDub When did you and your boyfriend break up??? |
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| Originally posted by VDub When did you and your boyfriend break up??? |
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