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Posted by Allied Nations on Mar-24-2009 20:25:

condoms

i fucking hate them!

now that I'm single again we're supposed to be working together and fuck man, i just can't get my head around the concept.

finally found some that fit, but fuck, condoms fucking suck.

/rant

Posted by colonelcrisp on Mar-24-2009 20:26:

Re: condoms

quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
i fucking hate them!

now that I'm single again we're supposed to be working together and fuck man, i just can't get my head around the concept.

finally found some that fit, but fuck, condoms fucking suck.

/rant

they make silly hats for parties.

Posted by Xan_2v2 on Mar-24-2009 20:27:

enjoy your aids

Posted by eger on Mar-24-2009 20:29:

I had one break on me two weeks ago. Had to go pick upthe Plan B pill.

I don't mind condoms too much, I never plan to have kids and I don't need any mistakes. I don't trust that a woman is going to take her pills consistantly.

Posted by eger on Mar-24-2009 20:31:

Re: condoms

Posted by denys envy on Mar-24-2009 20:32:

durex ftw.

Posted by winston on Mar-24-2009 20:34:

pulling out FTW!

Posted by Allied Nations on Mar-24-2009 20:37:

lifestyles are for people with dicks the size of my thumb, fuck

yeah need to do the thing with the lube... i just get more pissed i feel like i can never come

i had a condom break and before i realized it broke i was just like "whoa this feels AMAZING!" and then i saw the end of the thing and was like goddamnit- put another one on and went back to the same muffled feeling-

i hate aids more than condoms, ill always wear one- just fucking hate the damn things!

Posted by answer?:gsmile: on Mar-24-2009 20:38:

when i take a piss i can light my cigarette with it.

wear them no matter how much they suck.

try maxx japanese thin condoms.

they are bigger than normal, and not quite magnums.

http://www.condom.com/kimonomaxx.html

Posted by Allied Nations on Mar-24-2009 20:42:

havent seen maxx around- tried these ones called "ONE" XL which were ok-, but they would never roll down properly and end up rolling back upa and choking me- lol

the magnums fit pretty well- wish them made a thin version- im going to try out the twisters and see how they feel

Posted by answer?:gsmile: on Mar-24-2009 20:43:

go to la capoterie on st denis, they have maxx. They cost a little more, but are worth it. If I wore condoms i would so wear them, but my dick is too big Glad bags always break

Posted by david.michael on Mar-24-2009 20:44:

Re: condoms

quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
finally found some that fit

What's worse than bragging about the size of your ePenis on the Internet?

Bragging about the size of your real penis on the Internet!

(edit:

I'm jealous. )

Posted by answer?:gsmile: on Mar-24-2009 20:45:

banora thought my cock looked spectacular.

Posted by bananas on Mar-24-2009 20:45:

I hate em too, but what ya gonna do man. :[
I mean really I hate to check if it's not not broken if it hadn't slipped off, plus finding one's which feel atleast OK is really hard. Fuckin exhausting

Posted by denys envy on Mar-24-2009 20:46:

quote:
Originally posted by winston
pulling out FTW!

two of my illegitimate children and their respective baby mamma's say otherwise.

Posted by Allied Nations on Mar-24-2009 20:46:

Re: Re: condoms

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
What's worse than bragging about the size of your ePenis on the Internet?

Bragging about the size of your real penis on the Internet!

LOL

honeslty i didnt even realize they made slightly bigger condoms and i always thought magnums were for people with the dick the size of a cucumber, never knew there was an in between

i already have a mental trip when using them and when i use ones that are too small, they just choke me and make the whole experience really fucking pointless

Posted by answer?:gsmile: on Mar-24-2009 20:47:

its is never pointless as long as you choke her back...NEVER.

Posted by Allied Nations on Mar-24-2009 20:47:

double LOL @ edit

Posted by david.michael on Mar-24-2009 20:48:

Re: Re: Re: condoms

quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
LOL

honeslty i didnt even realize they made slightly bigger condoms and i always thought magnums were for people with the dick the size of a cucumber, never knew there was an in between

i already have a mental trip when using them and when i use ones that are too small, they just choke me and make the whole experience really fucking pointless

What's worse are the "climax control" ones. Tried those for the hell of it. Shit, never again.

You go in like, "yeah, I'm gonna smash this girl in for hours!"

Then, in 5 minutes, your penis makes a noise like a deflating balloon and feels like a dentist gave it a shot of novacaine.

Posted by winston on Mar-24-2009 20:49:

Novocaine for the soul

Posted by answer?:gsmile: on Mar-24-2009 20:49:

just get drunk and take coke like everyone else if you want hours of humiliating her!

Posted by Allied Nations on Mar-24-2009 20:51:

the last thing i need from a condom is fucking climax control.. shiit...

i can already go for hours in one of those fucking things, i need one that makes me come faster!!!!

Posted by david.michael on Mar-24-2009 20:51:

quote:
Originally posted by winston
Novocaine for the soul

lol, that's begging for a Photoshopped version of a Trojan box.

Posted by david.michael on Mar-24-2009 20:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
the last thing i need from a condom is fucking climax control.. shiit...

i can already go for hours in one of those fucking things, i need one that makes me come faster!!!!

Maybe get some that are ribbed for her pleasure, and wear it inside out?

Or just think of Jessica Rabbit.

Wait, what?

Posted by gehzumteufel on Mar-24-2009 20:58:

Try Beyond Seven also. Good ones imho. I hate all the regular shit that you can get at the store.

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