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Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jul-09-2009 02:20:

Do you talk on the phone while...

...you're taking a shit?

This thread inspired by Slylee:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
so i posted in this thread and then left for my yoga class and i called my friend on the way (the liar) and i was like "where are you" and he instantly blurted out "in the car" and i fucking knew he wasn't in the car because it sounded like he was in a bathroom. i was like, "no you're not, where are u" and he was like, "i am...why? wtf" and i was like, "dude....it sounds like u are in the bathroom....why are u fucking lying? just tell me where you are" and he was like, "goddamnit jamie i'm taking a fucking shit ok?"

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...958#post9857958

Posted by Demoted on Jul-09-2009 02:21:

all the time. I even pix message.

Posted by Mebot on Jul-09-2009 02:21:

Where do you take shits to?

Mostly, people just leave 'em there...

Posted by Mebot on Jul-09-2009 02:22:

Can I end a sentence with a preposition? I don't think my post above is well english.

Posted by Demoted on Jul-09-2009 02:23:

I missed you :3

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-09-2009 02:24:

Dude, all the fucking time. I call up friends BECAUSE I'm on the shitter. I've had friends take their webcam into the bathroom with them when they take shits. I've sent pics to my friends of myself taking a shit and vice versa. Lol. It's the foundation of all true friendships, imo.

Posted by Renzo on Jul-09-2009 02:24:

No way. I'm jerking off while I shit. DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD THAT SHIT FEELS?

Posted by yukii on Jul-09-2009 02:24:

guilty of peeing while on the phone.
and showering.
but not pooping.

Posted by yukii on Jul-09-2009 02:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
No way. I'm jerking off while I shit. DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD THAT SHIT FEELS?

how can u concentrate?!

Posted by enydo on Jul-09-2009 02:26:

Yes.

I used to piss and talk on the phone occasionally but the last time I did it I dropped the phone into the toilet, so I don't do that anymore.

I was even thinking a split second before it left my hand "if you drop your phone in the toilet you'll probably be really pissed".

Posted by Omega_Blue on Jul-09-2009 02:27:

i'll talk on the toilet but i can't get myself to literally poop mid-sentence. that shit can wait.

Posted by Mebot on Jul-09-2009 02:27:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Dude, all the fucking time. I call up friends BECAUSE I'm on the shitter. I've had friends take their webcam into the bathroom with them when they take shits. I've sent pics to my friends of myself taking a shit and vice versa. Lol. It's the foundation of all true friendships, imo.

I thought girls only pooped sprinkles and rainbows

My whole vision is crushed. I'm emotionally scarred now. Thinking about nudes butts making a firm tight seal on the seat with pants around ankles and plopping right in the toilet.

man....

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-09-2009 02:29:

Lol, one of my favorite images to conjure in my head is of some smoking hot high maintenance bitch taking a really massive dump.

Posted by camshaft on Jul-09-2009 02:29:

not usually, the echo gives it away.

i ate an entire bowl of cheerios once though.

Posted by Renzo on Jul-09-2009 02:29:

quote:
Originally posted by yukii
how can u concentrate?!

It's all about reward and risk.

I usually start a pretty big fire around me. So if I fuck up and trip or something, I light my balls on fire. And nobody wants that.

Posted by l�cid on Jul-09-2009 02:31:

i'm too impatient for bathroom breaks. i go in, do my business, and get out. no time for small talk.

i do have a friend however who conducts business meetings online while he is taking dumps, lol.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jul-09-2009 02:32:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Lol, one of my favorite images to conjure in my head is of some smoking hot high maintenance bitch taking a really massive dump.

Posted by yukii on Jul-09-2009 02:32:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
i do have a friend however who conducts business meetings online while he is taking dumps, lol.

Posted by Mebot on Jul-09-2009 02:32:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Lol, one of my favorite images to conjure in my head is of some smoking hot high maintenance bitch taking a really massive dump.

I like to think about celebrities and famous people pooping... . because we're all human after all.

Posted by Frenchie on Jul-09-2009 02:32:

Totally. And when I I flush I say " this flush's for you, buddy"

edit- I sometimes even ask " how did you like that flush?" if they say " um, whatever" I end the convo right there.

Posted by Slylee on Jul-09-2009 02:34:

no i'm weird when i take a crap. i have to have the faucet running and read something. i'm done in like a minute too.

Posted by Renzo on Jul-09-2009 02:36:

Why does the faucet have to be running, Jamie? So no one hears your grunts?

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jul-09-2009 02:37:

I like to have some reading material available, too.

Posted by Slylee on Jul-09-2009 02:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
Why does the faucet have to be running, Jamie? So no one hears your grunts?

lol no

i dunno i just need it on. patrick always makes fun of me. he'll stand outside the door and be like, "what are you doing babe? brushing your teeth?"

Posted by Slylee on Jul-09-2009 02:39:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I like to have some reading material available, too.

even though i'm in and out, i need to read something. even if it's the back of the febreeze bottle. i've read the backs of so many random things like deoderant and stuff. i like to practice pronouncing the ingredients.

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