Best Pick-Up Lines to get a Phat Chick!

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Posted by StalkerElmo on Jun-26-2002 19:36:

Best Pick-Up Lines to get a Phat Chick!

Show your love skills huh?

What's your best pick-up line, that actually worked..

or one's that is funny to use just as a joke.. but whatever

a pick-up line that can you use on a girl/guy haha..

"Baby, come over my house tonight so we can practice our math skills, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply"

w00t!!

Posted by BTG on Jun-26-2002 19:39:

"Hey, nice shoes, lets fuck'

Posted by UWM on Jun-26-2002 19:53:

Man: 'You look fat in those pants'
Woman: 'Excuse me?'
Man: 'I asked if you wanted to dance.'

Or how to pick up a FAT chick (not PHAT)

'Follow me, buffet on the house'

Posted by Blue. on Jun-26-2002 19:57:

Phat fchik? Hehehehe I have food lets go to my house lol sorry im a bit drunk and i love lesbos

Posted by Fir3start3r on Jun-26-2002 20:32:

The best one I've heard of but never actually heard it used...
"You've got the body of a devil and a face like an angel"

Posted by torontotrance on Jun-26-2002 20:50:

seriously, i won't date a girl if i do not know her. Sorry but that's just my style and i find pick up lines extremely LAME!.

Posted by Spad on Jun-26-2002 20:54:

quote:
Originally posted by torontotrance
seriously, i won't date a girl if i do not know her. Sorry but that's just my style and i find pick up lines extremely LAME!.

Who said anything about dating?

Posted by torontotrance on Jun-26-2002 21:05:

LOL!.......been a loooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg DAY..sorry

Posted by Endre on Jun-26-2002 21:06:

quote:
Originally posted by torontotrance
seriously, i won't date a girl if i do not know her. Sorry but that's just my style and i find pick up lines extremely LAME!.

torontotrance�s getting sensetive here, why do you want to know her?
if you don�t know her its easier to fukk/bone her right?

Posted by torontotrance on Jun-26-2002 21:12:

who said i like easy girls.....i like challenges......then again.....i know nothing really on this subject.

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jun-26-2002 21:17:

'fancy a fuck?'
bit of a turn off for some people, but well funny if u think abt it

Posted by trancegurl on Jun-26-2002 22:03:

trancegurl says: "wanna play house fine thang?"

guy says: "sure..i guess"

trancegurl says: "you can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night long"

i have used this line before..on a dare..it's was great..hahhahah

Posted by JohnSmith on Jun-27-2002 00:02:

how about..

"Hey, your not so fat."

Posted by Tranz on Jun-27-2002 00:09:

Good pick up lines.....

If you need one to meet someone...
you have NOTHING going for you.

Posted by Cafster on Jun-27-2002 00:23:

"smile if you wanna have sex with me" is always a good one. especially if you say it in a crowd of chics, cause then they all start laughing.

Posted by BTG on Jun-27-2002 00:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Endre

torontotrance�s getting sensetive here, why do you want to know her?
if you don�t know her its easier to fukk/bone her right?

Endre, i dont mean to be mean/rude...but bro...seriously..shut the hell up. You're fucking anoying. but, i love you for that helicopter game. :/

Posted by Orbax on Jun-27-2002 00:34:

Ask them if they have seen your weiner tits. Its a good ice breaker and not really what they usually hear

Posted by Spyder on Jun-27-2002 00:43:

"How you doing"< "you like bike riding.. want to go spin my tired"
"Julie do you think waxing my balls would be a nice date"
"did you work on a chicken farm ? cause you really know how to raise cock"
"Are you irish ? would you like some in you"
20:35] im bored ur the only intresting person around

right for now thats the ones i've heard and seen done..

"lets skip the chit-chat and have sex"

Posted by LadyLuck13 on Jun-27-2002 00:58:

Guy: How about Pizza and a fuck

Girl:

Guy: what, you dont like pizza?

/me shakes head

Posted by torontotrance on Jun-27-2002 01:05:

ROfl.....i never tried those on julie.......

anyways......rofl

i find pickup lines are still LAME!

Posted by Tranz on Jun-27-2002 01:09:

quote:
Originally posted by torontotrance
ROfl.....i never tried those on julie.......

anyways......rofl

i find pickup lines are still LAME!

I'm not sure what's worse, your pathetic posts or that horrible picture of PvD as your avatar.

Posted by torontotrance on Jun-27-2002 01:14:

NO COMMENT!

why say something when everybody realizes you are a stupid fuck anyways.

Posted by eXeTik on Jun-27-2002 01:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Cafster
"smile if you wanna have sex with me" is always a good one.

LMAO! that one rocks

Posted by Tranz on Jun-27-2002 01:45:

quote:
Originally posted by torontotrance
NO COMMENT!

why say something when everybody realizes you are a stupid fuck anyways.

OMG

I CRY!!!

I DIE!!!

Many Greetings,

.

Posted by BTG on Jun-27-2002 01:47:

quote:
Originally posted by torontotrance
NO COMMENT!

why say something when everybody realizes you are a stupid fuck anyways.

and your girlfriend is ugly too!

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