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Posted by boris_the_bear on Sep-15-2009 16:16:

Hilarious dream with *cough* jennypie *cough* in it ruined by alarm clock!!

This wacko dream appeared in the last hour of my sleep, completely shattered by my alarm clock at 7:30 am. When I woke up I was like 1. 2. 3. 4.

Well, here's how it went..

So I had this dream in which I find myself in bed half-naked (probably with underwear and pants on). There's this chick, completely naked. She's doing something under the blanket covering me. Probably unzipping my pants (oh goodies!). And then she turns to me and as I look closer I realize it's someone I know. I could swear I've clearly seen her face somewhere. And then it gets me - jennypie! Lol! j.e.n.n.y.p.i.e. WTF?!? That chick from TA. Her face and that recognizable sly smile. But before I even begin to WTF she starts talking to me. And I don't remember what she was saying but then she suddenly plunges under the blanket and I feel her gently touching the inside part of my thighs closer to my cock with her tongue hahaaa. I could even feel it tickle. And in the process she turns around, her ass facing my face (or shall we say my face facing her ass lol). And lol... anticipating an epic blowjob, I begin to turn myself on even more by grabbing her ass with my right hand. I see that nicely shaved cynt and I just feel the need to eat that butt(unlike AnotherWay, without a spoon) (yeah... this thread is definitely 100%wtf) and as she feels me touching her ass she suddenly turns around and says words I can recall more or less clearly. She says approximately this "what the fuck? you know, when I was with ***** (says some dude's name, not Jamie!.. lol what an outright whore ) he always liked to lay like that and do nothing and expect me to do everything for him, so I dumped him! You think you can have everything without putting any effort just laying around like that?" And so after those words I grabbed her by the sides and turned her around, back to facing me, put my arms around her and as we lay side to side facing each other.. I was just about to argue or something and as I open my mouth DIIIIIING!!!!! DIIIIING!! The fucking alarm goes off! A whole 30 minutes earlier than it should. What a bummer. I jumped out of bed and sat on the edge for 5 minutes with a blank stare.
And now it's eating my mind the whole day - WHAT WAS I GOING TO SAY??? And why jennypie. I never liked you a lot, you whore. And I never even met you!

c0r version: breaking up with gf and not getting laid for 6 months straight causes severe head illness

Posted by ziptnf on Sep-15-2009 16:17:

Posted by ziptnf on Sep-15-2009 16:19:

So wait, you didn't fuck her?

Posted by boris_the_bear on Sep-15-2009 16:19:

I BLAME THE ALARM CLOCK!!!

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Sep-15-2009 16:20:

u finally hit puberty, congratz on becoming a 12 yr old boy

Posted by boris_the_bear on Sep-15-2009 16:22:

i await epic c0r response in this thread over the night. bye

Posted by Reza on Sep-15-2009 16:34:

c0r : who will be the 1st to fuck jenny's **** from c0r?

Nigrodomus : Boris_the_bear... IN HIS DREAMS

Posted by simplcake on Sep-15-2009 16:36:

i bet u fapped violently when u woke up... either that or your bedsheets need to be changed, get your mom

Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-15-2009 17:11:

So basically I provoked you to hatefuck me? Sounds about right.

Posted by The17sss on Sep-15-2009 17:26:

Posted by Moongoose on Sep-15-2009 17:52:

Figures that any dream in which jenny appears would be a sex dream.

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Sep-15-2009 18:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Moongoose
Figures that any dream in which jenny appears would be a sex dream.

I would find it to be a nightmare

Posted by supersaw abuse on Sep-15-2009 18:15:

quote:
Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
I would find it to be a nightmare

Posted by Meat187 on Sep-15-2009 19:46:

Re: Hilarious dream with *cough* jennypie *cough* in it ruined by alarm clock!!

quote:
Originally posted by boris_the_bear
This wacko dream appeared in the last hour of my sleep, completely shattered by my alarm clock at 7:30 am. When I woke up I was like 1. 2. 3. 4.

Well, here's how it went..

So I had this dream in which I find myself in bed half-naked (probably with underwear and pants on). There's this chick...

Yo Boris, I'm really happy for yo and I'm gonna let yo finish but shit man... Slylee had the greatest dream about jet skiing. It was one of the best dreams of all time man, OF ALL TIME!

Posted by gehzumteufel on Sep-15-2009 20:45:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
So basically I provoked you to hatefuck me? Sounds about right.

You're too old though!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-15-2009 21:20:

You're never too old for a hate fuck.

Posted by iTranscendence on Sep-15-2009 21:46:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
So basically I provoked you to hatefuck me? Sounds about right.

Posted by iTranscendence on Sep-15-2009 21:47:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
You're never too old for a hate fuck.

Ain't that the truth. Rough sex is like milk, it does the body good.

Posted by Reza on Sep-15-2009 22:53:

i think boris is going to be very disappointed with only 2 pages... he might try to fuk someone else in his dreams tonight
hurry and post some more stuff here

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Sep-15-2009 22:55:

i find boris' attempts to fit into this community to be rather sad. i think its the language barrier.

Posted by Rose on Sep-15-2009 22:57:

quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf

I fucking love that gif!

Oh yeah and, your alarm woke you up on purpose.

Posted by owien on Sep-15-2009 23:20:

Re: Hilarious dream with *cough* jennypie *cough* in it ruined by alarm clock!!

quote:
Originally posted by boris_the_bear
so you have been having wet dreams over jen then a boris

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Sep-15-2009 23:24:

I had a dream interrupted by my alarm clock this morning, but it was considerably more disturbing.

Posted by Reza on Sep-15-2009 23:43:

go on

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Sep-15-2009 23:50:

You know the feeling when you wake up and you still feel like you're dreaming? That's called the hypnopompic state. I can only remember horrible fragments of my dream, but for a few moments after I woke up, everything felt very... wrong.

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